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omg let it be true

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link

Could just be wishcasting, but that would be damn funny.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

His apparently hyperactive MAGA Twitter feed stopped posting anything right around the time news of the indictments hit, so at the least I'm sure he's been having a nice friendly chat with some lawyers.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link

perpwalk porn give it to me

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

If Schilling is arrested I will laugh my ass off

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

To think he used to be hometown hero. What an asshole.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

get the mypillowguy next

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

his bloody sock also taken into custody

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

Hunter Biden pulling out his special rock in anticipation of tonight’s speech.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

God I would love to see Schilling put in jail, he fleeced the state for so much money with his video game misadventures

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link

Erik Prince and David Clarke on the board too. Keep your fingers crossed.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

Are these guys already out on bail and streaming on twitch?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

People are sleeping on what effect HBCUs in general can have on the election in the South. People forget that the HBCU students in NC delivered Obama that state in 2008 #DCWatch https://t.co/MD4oR06tvR

— love mercy do justice (@c_fpeterson) August 20, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

Having searched 'HCBU' it's an acronym for 'Historically Black Colleges and Universities'. I learn new things all the time.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I don't know - when Harris was a candidate there was a lot of talk about how her sorority sisters were going to be an army working on her behalf.

In other news:

Pres Trump delivering a dark, ominous speech in PA says: "They want to cancel you, totally cancel you. Take your job. Turn your family against you for speaking your mind, while they indoctrinate your children with twisted, twisted world views that nobody ever thought possible."

— Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) August 20, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:50 (three years ago) link

“Don't know anything about the project at all” would make for a good thread title for next (or any) month.

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

It's ANTIFA's fault your grandchildren blocked you on Facebook

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

He's been getting an earful at the country club.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link

“Sad to see that you're suffering
Work hard at being a something”

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link

Clyburn was on the radio here last night grousing about how progressives complained that Harris wasn't progressive enough and his push back was "she was in a black sorority" which made me roll my eyes but maybe there was more to it than it sounded, if they and HBCUs can really be an effective GotV force.

akm, Thursday, 20 August 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

as always, it's safe to assume projection with every trump speech

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 August 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

DeJoy has now ordered USPS employees to obstruct journalists, and to distrust any customers.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/k7qypz/usps-warns-employees-not-to-speak-to-press

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Thursday, 20 August 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

A real team player

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 August 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link

I had friends drive to New Jersey a couple of weeks ago, and they said all across PA they saw nothing but elaborate Trump signs. And I had another friend drive to California who saw a lot of the same. And I say fuck all those Trump assholes, because they've lost already. Fuck them all forever.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link

breastcrawl -- I appreciate the deep cut there.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link

Curt’s sole tweet after it all went down is...curt.

https://t.co/jkjgTniqOG

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) August 20, 2020

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link

fuckin human skin tag

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link

"Spoke to a postal worker today who explained why medication is the 1st thing people noticed was missing. They said when DeJoy ordered shifts to end even if all mail wasn't delivered, carriers were told to prioritize Amazon packages, then Priority mail, then everything else.

"Maintaining the Amazon contract was 1st priority. Then higher priced postage. But drugs are always shipped cheap b/c they know a month in advance when it has to get there. No need for 2nd day or anything like that. So meds are always among mail leftover at the end of the day.

"'Amazon is paying us money. So we're only delivering Amazon. And then if you have time, Priority. If Priority is good, then you do Parcel Select, or Standard Class packages...They always send drugs using the cheapest method, especially the Veteran's office.'

"Removing mail sorting machines means packages are showing up later and later, but trucks are required to leave at 9:30 am sharp. This late mail is intentionally not scanned, I'm told, so people w/ USPS Informed Delivery won't get notified and expect to see mail that isn't coming.

"Basically, USPS Informed Delivery, the tracking service, is totally unreliable at this point. Packages are piling up inside post offices and supervisors would rather people think their mail is stuck at a processing center than just sitting in a bin in a back room somewhere.

"The worker insisted we can't reverse the damage before Nov 3. They said there are too many routes open now & noted the election is in 75 days. New full-time workers undergo a 90-day probationary period w/ limited responsibilities. They're not even supposed to empty blue boxes."

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 21 August 2020 00:19 (three years ago) link

I read this and I feel like fuck, what if morally deformed young men with no life off the Internet have an unbeatable political advantage of having nothing else to do but shitpost their way into influence and office.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7kpqez/a-19-year-old-who-blackmailed-a-girl-for-nudes-just-won-a-democratic-primary-in-kansas

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 21 August 2020 00:21 (three years ago) link

bleak

treeship., Friday, 21 August 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link

i'd be interested to know how many people voted in this primary and how many knew about the conduct? if he was 35 or whatever maybe middle school conduct can be apologized for, etc. but this all happened 5 years ago seemingly.

and he has been posting death threats online as recently as a few weeks ago...

treeship., Friday, 21 August 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link

many hours op xps, but...

https://i.redd.it/ueefr69y1h651.jpg

MonoLiz

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 21 August 2020 06:05 (three years ago) link

Dejoy talking to Senate now over zoom. Sen. Hassan finally asking him about the letter he sent telling people not to reconnect machines. He's denying he did this.

akm, Friday, 21 August 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link

now she's talking about his directions to keep employees from talking to the press. dunno if this is going to go anywhere, this guy just says 'yeah whatever' to everything and I don't believe for one second he's going to deliver his plans back to congress in a week.

akm, Friday, 21 August 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

this is how it's gonna be so long as there's absolutely zero consequences for lying to Congress

frogbs, Friday, 21 August 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

A government without accountability: us politics

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 August 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 August 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

For what brief excerpt of his zoom cross-examination I could stand to watch (Mitt was kissing his butt), DeJoy was blinking like he was having a seizure.

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Friday, 21 August 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

I've watched way too much of this. A lot of promises that they'll have no problem delivering all the ballots. Wish more people would hold him to speak regarding Trump's thoughts on that.

dan selzer, Friday, 21 August 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link

just saw a republican strategist on cnn say that the democratic convention was about platitudes (fair enough) and the GOP would be "about policy" (lmao for eternity)

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 August 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

Can’t wait to know what that smug teen from Kentucky has to say about policy

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 21 August 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

Doesn't need to even open his mouth.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 August 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

New: Federal judge denies Trump’s request to put ruling over subpoena for president’s financial records on hold to allow time to appeal.
“Court is not persuaded that appellate review would be successful..This argument cannot suffice to show irreparable harm,” Judge Marrero wrote

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) August 21, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 August 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

Related by Asshole only:

JUST IN: VT Republican Gov. Phill Scott announces "I won't be voting for President Trump"

— Ana Cabrera (@AnaCabrera) August 21, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 August 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

smug teen: "Drill, baby, drill!"

gun couple: "More tax cuts for job creators!"

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 21 August 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

All of these rogue's gallery of right-wing freaks and nitwits should just stand on stage in their iconic poses, turning every few seconds like a professional weight lifter.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 August 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

xpost to Josh, real life lolz at the image of him just standing up at the podium giving the smug smile for 5 minutes.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 21 August 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

that would be amazing.

irl i'm sure he's been asked to present his story of cancel culture and how his life was ruined by the radical left

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 August 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link

I'll say this once and then keep my mouth shut on the topic.

A lot of people today are commenting on how the DNC and Biden's speech exceeded the very low expectations, and that is basically true.

There is a non-zero chance that the same scenario will hold for the RNC as well.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 21 August 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link


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