Misdirected emails

i guess if you're willing to pay fifty bucks for a bottle of goose they got you

Maybe that's a great deal in Canada?

Please pay your invoice
Colorado State Fire Fighters Foundation would like to remind you to pay invoice CC12486.
Amount due: $25.00 USD
Due date: July 27, 2020

If those are 750ml bottles, nah, it's a shit deal.

xp

Hello [my first name, not quite my last name] !



Orl4 K3lly is applying for a lease with our agency and we're writing you to ask that you confirm some details they have supplied to us

They have told us that you are their Friend and that you are willing to be a referee.

The applicant has agreed to our Terms and Conditions and Privacy Statement which provides consent for us to contact you, and for you to provide us with additional information if you so choose. An authorised copy of the Privacy Statement is attached to this email for your records.

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Thank you for your time!

Kind Regards,

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in fact a person with a different last name has also failed to pay her promised donation to the colorado state firefighters association. one day i need to have a fap with all these ppl of irish descent who keep putting my email into things.

Did you reccomend the person for the job? They're not great at email stuff, but I'd give them the benefit of the doubt.

you know what, dowd, dougherty, donohue, donnelly, doyle, whatever your name is...i was thinking about it but you have to click through to do it and probably set up an account and stuff so i just replied and told them wrong person

do a reffle

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Can't make this up

First Name

Hatry

Last Name

Hroan

Postal Address

1 Kkk Calhoun, Georgia

Reference Number

0357.2830.Georgia

Eligibility Status

Pending Confirmation

Things people have tried to sign up for/recover passwords from/order using my email recently, a list:

UPS deliveries
Sam's Club
Instagram
Steam
Epic Games
EA Games
Congressman Hakeem's newsletter (whoever he is)

Hello Charles,

I would like to personally wish you and your family a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I would also like to invite you as well as your family and friends to our Year End Clearance Sale. We have great rebates as well as 0% on most remaining 2020 models. Please give me a call if I can be of further assistance now or in the Future.

Thank you
Ray Rendon
Future Ford of Clovis

A Future Sound of London tribute act?

Hello Thomas,

As Christmas draws near, we have a present for you. We’re making you a Platinum Sky VIP as you’ve been with us for over 9 years.

Being a Sky VIP doesn’t cost a penny and you’ll be able to enjoy some great rewards and experiences, all on us.

The ads for Sky VIP make it seem like you get to hang out with Idris Elba, I'd take it.

Thanks for ordering from
Popeyes®
1
Classic Chicken Sandwich
$3.99
1
14pc Wicked Shrimp Medium Combo
$7.50
1
Offer - Free 3pc Tenders Spicy w/ min. $10 Purchase
$0.00

Subtotal $11.49
Delivery Fee $0.00
Tax $1.09
Tip $0.00
Total $12.58
Paid with VISA ending in 2114

dude got it just to that minimum, respect

Attached please find updated quote to replace carpet and steps in your basement

For your convenience I’ve attached original receipts

Thanks

Scott

i don't even have an etc

Thank you for contacting us regarding our Bullmastiff Puppy "GUNNER". He is still available and ready to go as soon as possible. We are asking for $885USD for him.GUNNERhas great temperament and lovely personalities with impressive pedigree. All our puppies are 100% purebred.GUNNER comes up to date on shots from a licensed Veterinarian with a 1 year genetic health guarantee against all illnesses/diseases and full breeding rights. He is 10 weeks old presently. Parents are on site, Mom weighs 135.5lbs and Dad 125.5lbs so he is estimated to weigh between 120-150lbs when full grown. He is Hips, Eyes, and Heart certified. He is 100% domesticated and currently on potty training. Our puppies are home raised and will grow to have strong bonds with household members and other pets.

GUNNER is affectionate, intelligent, loyal, protective, calm and gentle. He is a good family dog as he loves children and never gets aggressive toward people he knows. He loves to be around his family and thrive on attention. Barks when necessary.

We do appreciate personal pickups. We can set up a date for you to visit our facility, look at the puppies and pick the puppy of your choice .if you are local but a $400 deposit per puppy is required prior to that; then we would fix a date for you to visit. He would be shipped via airplane using a professional pet shipping agency. We charge an additional $250 for shipping per puppy.

We are located in*PAYSON,ARIZONA* and if we are to ship we will be shipping from *ARIZONA* to your location. We ship all over the USA and Canada.

However, before we proceed further we will like to know your location(City/State) , we will also like to know a little about the family our baby will be going to. Could you please kindly tell us about your family and your environment and experience with puppies, have you ever owned a Pet?

puppy mill, curse them all ಠ_ಠ

sure would be a shame if someone signed them up for a crippling amount of spam

Hello parent or guardian
Your child (aged 13) is asking you to give them permission in Among Us.

Truly psychotic:

ORDER FOR PICKUP
Order ready at 1:22 PM, TODAY (SUNDAY, 9/26/2021)
Thank you for your purchase! Your order will be completed at the time specified. Join us next time at your favorite Chuck E. Cheese location for fun, games and food. Where A Kid Can Be A Kid®.

1 x Large Pizza (1 x $14.99) = $14.99
1 x Traditional crust
SUBTOTAL $14.99
TAX $1.13

TOTAL
$16.12

Thank you for ordering with us.

Note: Add no-re✧✧✧@chuckeche✧✧✧.c✧✧ to your safe-senders list so that you are sure to receive our messages.
For order issues, please contact CHUCK E. CHEESE #794 at (763) 494-5540.
Order placed at 1:07 PM

yeah who the hell does Chuck E for takeout!

The only plausible scenario I can come up with is that a kid's bday party got canceled because of COVID, and their parent offered to pick up the shitty pizza as a consolation prize

Does the robot rat bring it to your house?

Another order today! Same person, same Chuck E. Cheese, same order.

Their phone # is on the order, and I'm very tempted to text them and ask them to explain.

This email serves as a notification that your request to undertake travel in accordance with the Directions restricting travel into, and within the State of Western Australia has been RECEIVED.
Our team will review your request and provide confirmation of the outcome to this email address.

FROM <3zr4h0ff✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>

Weird DMS - Accidently impregnating my teacher

I'm not even sure I got the right email address for this (I just guessed your name), but here goes. I was in 8th grade (age 13 - 14, I was 14 at the time) and my keyboard stopped working. My music teacher (the head of the department of music) who was really nice, let me borrow a keyboard for practise. I took it home and used it for about 2 weeks. This was years ago and back then I used to jack off alot, and some of "it" went on the keyboard by accident. I tried to clean it up but apparently I couldn't so when I returned it, it was too late. Some months go by and she tells our class that she's pregnant, of which we all congratulated her.

She got off on maternity leave, but she never came back, I didn't think anything of it. But up till now, I didn't make the connection until there were some rumors in class that she had cheated with some south asian looking guy, and that was why her baby also looked south asian. My classmates also said that she had got divorced because of this. So when that baby is old enough to take a DNA test, I'll have a lot of explaining to do. I felt really bad because she was a good teacher and I got A's in her class and as previously stated, she was really nice. I meant no harm and knowing her, she didn't cheat with some south asian guy.

I don't think I was being a bad person, I was just down bad at the time and it had consequences

Did she fuck the keyboard

symphony in a minor

this week i have gotten a flight confirmation for someone with my name going from philadelphia to st. louis on 4/29 and a google doc about leadership activities shared with me

also wtf at that keyboard story

Hello Trevor and David,

West Catholic cannot field a JV team for today's game. We will only have the varsity game starting at 6:45 pm.

Please reply that you received this message.

Good evening sir.......I hope we find everything well with you.
I have attached my proposal for the upgrade of the Wolverine...bringing it to show perfect condition.
Please review and let me know how you wish to proceed.
Thanks very much..

Ken Eslava
President & COO
Wooden Boat Restoration, LLC
Daphne/Fairhope, Al

Dear Brian and Mary Jane,

After further research, I have some questions I would like you to answer regarding Ellie's
behavior to the best of your ability. Email your reply and I will review as able.

1. Is there any relation of aggression to when the Ellie eats? Before or after meals?
Close to feeding time?

2. I know this often occurs when she jumps in your lap and has been there. Is there a
particular location in the house you are sitting? Is it an area Ellie can see out windows?
Hear outside noises more clearly?

3. Does she ever exhibit aggressive behavior in the area you feed her?

4. How long has Ellie usually been seated on you prior to the behavior? Does she tend to
look at your hands while they are still and then attack when they move?

5. Some cats can have anxiety related aggression; anticipating being moved, left, or even
owner disappearing for bed. Do any of these occur?

6. Does Ellie vocalize when you talk with her and/or interact with her? Has she always
done this since she has been with you?

7. How has her sociability changed since you adopted her? Prior to starting fluoxetine.

Our goal with diving deep into the details is to determine if there are triggers that have
not been identified. If the behavior is truly random (no triggers) it would suggest a
neurologic disease is more likely.

Jodee,

The monument was placed today in the cemetery.

I have attached a picture.

(Attached picture of the grave of a couple, one of whom died in 1986 and one in 2022)

Dear Brian and Mary Jane,

(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)
(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)
(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)
(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)

5. Some cats...

whewwwwwwwww

I never want any of my customers to feel like I haven't delivered on my work, and in this situation that was not the case. Unfortunately the previous plumber who installed your grease trap and mop sink did not install the correct piping of 3in PVC and only installed 2 in PVC pipes. I did my due deligence of installing what was correct for what you had. Unfortunately when dealing with drainage it is illegal to go from a bigger pipe size down to a smaller pipe size so it was no way of making any of that 3 in, plus like I explain yesterday even if I did illegally increase the piping in the ground to 3in draining into a 2 in pipe by the time I reached the 3 bay sink the piping would have been above the floor. Furthermore what I installed yesterday did help the system. But adding that second 2 in line you can run the 3 basin sink and kitchen dishwasher at the same time without flooring. Also you can run all 4 sinks without flooding. Unfortunately running more that 1 sink plus the dishwasher will cause flooding. That would have happen regards if I increased the piping in the wall to 3 in because it's draining into a 2 inch in the ground. You may not want to hear this but your true solution is to take out the grease trap, grab the 4 in PVC piping from the bathroom and reconfigure the kitchen that way. If you do not believe me you can get a second or third opinion. Lastly you will not be charged anymore money. The first payment is all I'm going to charge you. I will have an receipt sent to you sometime either today or tomorrow. I hope that this does not affect your business relationship. I have over 17 years of plumbing experience and I would never take advance of any customer, the way you left did not sit well with my spirit, so I had to reach out. I hope we can continue to work in the future. Thank you and have a good day

Mr. Johnson,

This situation is the case. Your creation. Your work has created even a bigger issue. You did not correct anything. Nor did you do the work we agreed upon.

Your excuses are wonderful in their explanation. However, you are supposed to be the professional. You did no due diligence before or during the work. If you had, the work you did perform should not have been done and you should have come to me with an explanation.

Right now, I have water running all over the floor from the drain You installed. Everything is worse than before. I am going to have a professional company out to repair.

You have done a great disservice to me, my customers and my staff. Loss of kitchen (3 days to this point, more than likely many more), loss of tips to staff and are tarnishing my reputation.

I understand you claim to have 17 years as a plumber professional. But this work is completely unacceptable.

A reimbursement of the deposit for the faulty work done would be nice. However, do not expect any further payments on the faulty work done.

Check out your current progress, Helena

Firstly apologies for not being in contact sooner.

Since I was allocated your incident I have been away due to illness and on annual leave.

I have looked through the crime updates and seen that you have been attempting to find out when you can have your vehicle returned. Scenes of Crime officers have attempted to gain access to your vehicle at the recovery compound. On both occasions they were unable to get a response. It stated on the updates that your vehicle was unlocked as the keys were not with the vehicle when recovered. On 15/07/23 a Scenes of Crime officer attended the recovery compound but could not obtain entry to the vehicle as it was now locked. How this has happened I am afraid that I am at a loss.

I will be in contact to obtain a loss statement from you next week if at all possible. Due to my shifts I will be back in on duty and able to see you on Monday 31st between 07:00 and 16:00 if that is convenient? If you are able to be seen could you let me know when is convenient and whether you would like to be seen at home or at Exeter Police Station please?

I see from the last update by the front office staff you spoke to yesterday that you have a set of keys. The initial input after the theft suggested that both sets may have been taken or that there was a set in a different part of the Country. Would you be in a position for us to have the set you have so that I can speak to the Scenes of Crime officers to ask them to reattend to examine your vehicle please?

Harvest Disco Permission Slip

Friends of Countess Anne School

Thursday 12th October 2023

4.30pm – 5.30pm Reception, Year 1 and 2
6pm – 7.30pm Year 3, 4, 5 and 6

One slip required per child
On the day please leave and collect your children from the School Hall, access via the playground

£6 per ticket
This includes unlimited drinks, hot dogs, dance competitions, chill out area and arts and crafts table.
There will also be a tuck shop to buy additional snacks.

Children on FSM are entitled to a free ticket

£6!! We're charging £3.50 for ours.

Ambiguous comma placement but 6 seems a good deal if it’s unlimited hot dogs

I love collecting children

If your goal is to redeem them for valuable prizes, boy, do I have news for you.

Brunch House
3340 West Southern Avenue
Phoenix, AZ 85041

Check #48 Table B9
Guest Count: 3
Ordered: 10/29/23 12:08 PM

2 BH Special 117.98
1 Side Oxtail 23.00
2 The OG 18.00
OJ
2 Liquarita 24.00
1 Side Catfish 7.00
1 Hawaiian Sunset 14.00
1 Steak & Eggs 25.99
Well Done
Scrambled
No Toast

Subtotal 203.98
Tax 17.52
Tip 40.80
Total 262.30

Yes, I immediately looked up what the "Brunch House Special" could possibly be, and it is: jerk lamb chops, collard greens w/smoked turkey, red velvet waffles, and chicken fried lobster tail (also they have bottle service).

i was all, What kind of restaurant in Phoenix, Arizona, serves collard greens and chicken fried lobster tail?

And then I really lol.

https://i.imgur.com/OihJfKf.png

https://i.imgur.com/nZDfXu8.png

"liquarita"