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I don’t get Trump’s Goodyear tantrum. MAGA is so old hat (cue for golf clap). Isn’t everyone supposed to be boarding the KAG train now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZcErHHOLgY

(if only it didn’t move so damn fast)

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

It was a signature look for a while but when he became a distinguished statesman he reached for less flashy apparel

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link

“I don’t know much about the movement; I understand they like me very much, which I appreciate,” Trump said during a White House press briefing. “I heard these are people that love our country.”

“QAnon believes you are secretly saving the world from this cult of pedophiles and cannibals. Are you behind that?” a reporter pressed.

“Is that supposed to be a bad thing?” Trump responded. “We are actually. We are saving the world.”

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link

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but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link

The Trump Face Covering should be a plastic bag that goes over the head with a zip tie around the neck.

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link

Finally riding the facemask gravy train!

Those pull quotes re:Q miss him musing their real deal is against the protests and Democrats running cities.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link

yeah, i was just about to say that! that's from the washington post. very shitty/sneaky editing job, the way they cut up his response without making clear that they were excerpting certain fragments of it.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

Trump Ass Coverings

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

very shitty/sneaky editing job, the way they cut up his response without making clear that they were excerpting certain fragments of it.

The thing that gets me is that I'd just seen a Q follower screenshot citing those same edited quotes as validation for their cause, very clearly ignoring that Trump has no idea what's going on over there.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link

i mean, i do think that was trump's intended effect - to be vague but to also say something to satisfy his new Q base (normal thing for 2020)

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

Fun fact! When I interviewed Brian Friedberg about QAnon on Facebook in June, he warned that Facebook absolutely needed to take action on QAnon before Trump endorsed it.

Looks like Facebook made it under the wire by 3 hours and 30 minutes. https://t.co/DgVh9sVJqJ pic.twitter.com/YuuvWXdO14

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) August 19, 2020

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

I’ve been moved by the virtual convention segments, Michelle Obama two nights ago, the states' roll call and AOC last night, and Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton tonight.

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:09 (three years ago) link

fuck you all in advance

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

aww

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link

Dan you pushover

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link

in favor of all strong women who make their voices heard and who stand up for us. Women should lead this country

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link

big day for Laura Loomer too

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:21 (three years ago) link

xp I don't know you at all. you like laura loomer?

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:27 (three years ago) link

Barack Obama's speech is awesome

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link

in favor of all strong women who make their voices heard and who stand up for us. Women should lead this country

but you said Pelosi and Clinton

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link

xo yes Laura Loomer is a strong woman who makes her voice heard and stands up for people

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

xp!

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

that's a troll post

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link

ya think?

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link

oh fuck you Hadrian

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:41 (three years ago) link

i have more in common with an earthworm than hillary clinton and nancy pelosi can you not essentialize women if what you mean is you just like hillary clinton and nancy pelosi, sorry for "troll post"

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:46 (three years ago) link

the straight guys here want to mock women, ok

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:50 (three years ago) link

lol you dimwit

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link

fuck you

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

again

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

Barack Obama's speech is awesome

I agree. Good results are hard and rare in this nation, but he articulated very well how any kind of good results can be achieved without tearing it all down to bare earth and trusting to rebuild something better on the wreckage and ashes.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link

good point xp

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:54 (three years ago) link

Did u call harbl a straight man?

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:54 (three years ago) link

i'm still confused, maybe he meant xpost

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

maybe my post will gain legitimacy when i show him my chromosomes

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

I don't know any of you and I'm not interested in any of your opinions

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link

new board description

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link

i could say the same but we are all posting our opinions on the internet when we could be just writing them in the notes app

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:01 (three years ago) link

Nothing I enjoy more than contributing to a community of people who I just want to shut up and listen to me contribute.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link

Don't know much about none of you
Don't care much what you say or do
But I do know that i love you
And i know that if you love me too
What a wonderful speech on tv

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link

I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this post
Anyway

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:05 (three years ago) link

Come to my shitpoooost

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link

lol you dimwit

Otm

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link

i agree with dan s. some women are pretty good.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

Kamala did well! even with a tough act to follow

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:11 (three years ago) link

Obama is the most gifted US political orator since MLK, Jr. You can tell that, in the moment he is speaking his lines, he believes them deeply and sincerely and he feels a great conviction that you, too, should believe in them just as deeply and sincerely. Rhetorically speaking, his speeches are always impeccably formed for his style of delivery. He knows what he wants to do and how to do it, with amazing depth, clarity and skill. You gotta hand it to him. He's a talent.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

— wint (@dril) February 15, 2017

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:44 (three years ago) link


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