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or yknow whatever

brimstead, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

"BREAKING: USPS will suspend any policy or operational changes until after the 2020 election, Postmaster General DeJoy says. https://t.co/FHVuZrgK2S
— NBC News "

Of course, given the assholes involved, this is truly a "trust but verify" situation, minus the trust.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, August 19, 2020 4:40 AM (yesterday

welp

Internal sources say mail sorting machines are being dismantled at downtown GR post office. Process started yesterday. Order came from Postmaster General DeJoy. @WOODTV pic.twitter.com/tNm9pXjcnU

— Heather Walker (@_HeatherWalker) August 19, 2020

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link

a note that they did stop doing this, but not before it wound up all over twitter

akm, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link

Her note suggests it stopped since she reported it, five hours ago. (Her footage of the dismantled machines onsite was published four hours ago.) The dismantling only starting yesterday is a strong indication that even if it began an hour or so before DeJoy's media release claiming that the process would cease, that it continued after the press release.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link

Pelosi also says she spoke with DeJoy today, and as well as confirming that he had no intention of restoring sorting machines, mailboxes or other infrastructure, that he indicated the part of the release about overtime was a lie.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

shame if he got stuffed into a mailbox

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

Several mailboxes in different cities would be better.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

in envelopes that say "Atari 2600 - E.T. Cartridges"

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

What's grosser than gross, 100 DeJoses in one mailbox or one DeJos in 100 mailboxes.

Trick question, they're both gross.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

This fucking idiot:

Trump, on Qanon: "I don't know much about the movement other than I understand they like me very much, which I appreciate" pic.twitter.com/qrfcCSDbNK

— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) August 19, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

Pretty funny honestly

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

Are the pink ties a new thing? I know on the apprentice he’d wear em but I thought as president he was doing the blue tie or red tie.

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

I don’t get Trump’s Goodyear tantrum. MAGA is so old hat (cue for golf clap). Isn’t everyone supposed to be boarding the KAG train now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZcErHHOLgY

(if only it didn’t move so damn fast)

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

It was a signature look for a while but when he became a distinguished statesman he reached for less flashy apparel

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link

“I don’t know much about the movement; I understand they like me very much, which I appreciate,” Trump said during a White House press briefing. “I heard these are people that love our country.”

“QAnon believes you are secretly saving the world from this cult of pedophiles and cannibals. Are you behind that?” a reporter pressed.

“Is that supposed to be a bad thing?” Trump responded. “We are actually. We are saving the world.”

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link

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but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link

The Trump Face Covering should be a plastic bag that goes over the head with a zip tie around the neck.

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link

Finally riding the facemask gravy train!

Those pull quotes re:Q miss him musing their real deal is against the protests and Democrats running cities.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link

yeah, i was just about to say that! that's from the washington post. very shitty/sneaky editing job, the way they cut up his response without making clear that they were excerpting certain fragments of it.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

Trump Ass Coverings

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

very shitty/sneaky editing job, the way they cut up his response without making clear that they were excerpting certain fragments of it.

The thing that gets me is that I'd just seen a Q follower screenshot citing those same edited quotes as validation for their cause, very clearly ignoring that Trump has no idea what's going on over there.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link

i mean, i do think that was trump's intended effect - to be vague but to also say something to satisfy his new Q base (normal thing for 2020)

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

Fun fact! When I interviewed Brian Friedberg about QAnon on Facebook in June, he warned that Facebook absolutely needed to take action on QAnon before Trump endorsed it.

Looks like Facebook made it under the wire by 3 hours and 30 minutes. https://t.co/DgVh9sVJqJ pic.twitter.com/YuuvWXdO14

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) August 19, 2020

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

I’ve been moved by the virtual convention segments, Michelle Obama two nights ago, the states' roll call and AOC last night, and Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton tonight.

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:09 (three years ago) link

fuck you all in advance

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

aww

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link

Dan you pushover

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link

in favor of all strong women who make their voices heard and who stand up for us. Women should lead this country

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link

big day for Laura Loomer too

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:21 (three years ago) link

xp I don't know you at all. you like laura loomer?

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:27 (three years ago) link

Barack Obama's speech is awesome

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link

in favor of all strong women who make their voices heard and who stand up for us. Women should lead this country

but you said Pelosi and Clinton

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link

xo yes Laura Loomer is a strong woman who makes her voice heard and stands up for people

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

xp!

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

that's a troll post

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link

ya think?

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link

oh fuck you Hadrian

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:41 (three years ago) link

i have more in common with an earthworm than hillary clinton and nancy pelosi can you not essentialize women if what you mean is you just like hillary clinton and nancy pelosi, sorry for "troll post"

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:46 (three years ago) link

the straight guys here want to mock women, ok

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:50 (three years ago) link

lol you dimwit

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link

fuck you

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

again

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

Barack Obama's speech is awesome

I agree. Good results are hard and rare in this nation, but he articulated very well how any kind of good results can be achieved without tearing it all down to bare earth and trusting to rebuild something better on the wreckage and ashes.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link

good point xp

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:54 (three years ago) link

Did u call harbl a straight man?

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:54 (three years ago) link

i'm still confused, maybe he meant xpost

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

maybe my post will gain legitimacy when i show him my chromosomes

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link


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