Ideas for ILX

lol

So good

lol we need that as the new site thumbnail

When used as Poll Text, h-tagged stuff does not seem to be searchable. I don't think that Poll Options were searchable in the first place. I'm not bothered by this - I don't think it would affect the outcomes of too many searches - but just wanted to check it out to see if it would work. The good news is that you can use hidden text as Poll Text or Poll Options if you want!

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=48&threadid=110773#unread

Board-level bookmarks.

"ILB has new questions" for instance.

Mainly because I keep missing the new 190x polls.

I could change my browser bookmark, i guess.

hotkey (similar to b) to bookmark and go to the next unread bookmark. would save me the terrible burden of having to move my fingers a little on the trackpad to scroll to the top, where the bookmarks are, and go to the next one. but at least for me, when i'm in bookmark mode (which is pretty constant), that's what i'm doing, just going to the next one on the list

*presses b*

ohhh!

Welcome to advance zone

*hands you the power glove*

KM, just hit the number 1 or 2 or 3 after you press b!

OH MY GOD YES

*burn myself alive along with the power glove, acknowledging that i have never truly seen advance zone*

but seriously thank you!

btw if you hit b-2 fifty times in a row

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYq4OZYqF1E

doctors HATE this dad who discovered this weird trick for Reading Content

and it's all thanks to trump finally ending obama's dangerous regulations!!

dear diary i always dreamed about it and today it finally happened

sorry i'm not a 90s kid -- idgi

an html code where every signed-in user reads it as their name. so like, you'd type ^^&&^^ and i'd read "treeship," ulysses "ulysses" etc. lot of potential for chaos with this one

we already have that, just type TREESHIP

like this: TREESHIP sure proposed one bad idea for the site!

should be showing up on your end?

hmm not sure how to show you how to do it without it displaying

sorry TREESHIP

uh, that seems too fancy for ILX, that would be more of an idea for the larger, more luxurious MDX

i am bankrolling this idea now

i like this idea a lot - get some VC funding for it, figure out how to monetize down the road

maybe one in 4 times you do it, it says AMERICAN EXPRESS instead of TREESHIP?

what i also like is how much time this is going to save me

KARL MALONE you're gonna love the way you look

I do love the way I look. thanks, ulysses!

thank you, TREESHIP! "you're gonna love the way you look. AMERICAN EXPRESS guarantee it"

It's not working on my end. I typed that text string and it accidentally summoned the souls of the damned, who are currently dragging me down into the pits of dooomommmweti298y4q0hgs

KARL MALONE i wasn't talking to you

YE MAD PUFFIN this thing still has some bugs but I'm Lovin' It

we're going to be so fucking rich

TREESHIP otm, treeship is going to be sorry he walked away from this thread after making the pitch

DOCTOR CASINO mesa lika da new gungan transumpalator, issa maxi beeg beeg okeyday!

Okay, I'm back with a new idea: all posts should get the Swedish Chef treatment via the EnCheferizer plugin.

Let me do a quick test.

Okeydooookey, I'm backiflurgl with a neweynew ideadebjorky: all postiflurges shouldahurby gettaa the Swedish Chef treatmentgeburpl via the EnCheferizer plugindehurky.

bork bork bork

YE MAD PUFFIN The team here at Disney appreciates your exuberance but is sending a C/D order as of 2pm; please refrain from continued usage of our copyrighted language as issa beeg no-no.

TREESHIP otm, treeship is going to be sorry he walked away from this thread after making the pitch

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, September 29, 2020 11:36 AM

don't be sorry, KARL MALONE, you didn't walk away, you fucking dropped the mic and retired on top

xp YMP you had a few typos in there (all, via, a couple other short ones)

KARL MALONE there are still some bugs that the ilx team of code-monkeys is presumably working on. Ideally we should be able to state a preference for Jar-Jar, Swedish Chef, or Yoda.

Yoda in beta-testing is.

of course -- all men -- typical.

SARAHELL we got twilight sparkle for the ladies (mostly for the bronies tbh)

uh gross!

SARAHELL the system has auto-flagged you for yucking the system’s yums.
Friendship is magic.

wtf ulysses i never did that, it was TREESHIP!

DOCTOR CASINO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8

I've changed my mind about One Thread.

We need two, one for politics and one for whatever the fuck is left.

ilwtfil

#twothreads

#onecup

I would like a "bump all bookmarks" button next to "delete all bookmarks", that retains all my bookmarks but advances them to the latest post. "Mark all as read" in other words.