"The August 2020 US Politics Thread is highly thought of, but nobody likes me. It can only be my personality. That's all."

at my non-selective university we just said HUR DUR MEN BAD

CAME SINGING SONGS OF LOVE

lol if you compare trump vs Biden’s campaign webpages:

- Biden has a statement/position for like a billion different issues, it’s pretty thorough, sorta like you’d expect from a campaign’s website...

- trumps site has literally NOTHING about his positions or what he plans to do for a second term. there’s a page of his “accomplishment” which is basically just a list of all the regulations he gutted.

I mean I’m not surprised, it’s just *sad lol*

donald trump closed the borders to china in early february, saving literally hundreds of millions of lives

BREAKING from me + @BrandyZadrozny:

Facebook cracks down on QAnon, banning 900 groups and pages, 1,500 ads, and restricting over 10,000 Instagram pages, part of new rules against advocating political violence.

Militia movements, anarchist groups also banned.

Story coming.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) August 19, 2020

Damn, how will Joan Rivers' killers ever be brought to justice now?

lol if you compare trump vs Biden’s campaign webpages:

- Biden has a statement/position for like a billion different issues, it’s pretty thorough, sorta like you’d expect from a campaign’s website...

- trumps site has literally NOTHING about his positions or what he plans to do for a second term. there’s a page of his “accomplishment” which is basically just a list of all the regulations he gutted.

― brimstead, Wednesday, August 19, 2020 12:45 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

FOX NEWS FLASHPublished 6 hours ago
Tammy Bruce: AOC, DNC speakers offering no specifics, only anti-Trump 'platitudes'
'It’s all about that he’s not Donald Trump,' Bruce says

Damn, how will Joan Rivers' killers ever be brought to justice now?

I thought they caught gary ridgway already

Trying to imagine the "anarchist groups" on Facebook. They must have banned the John Brown Meme Factory

Biden has a statement/position for like a billion different issues

Uh, this does not compute because I keep hearing that he's just hiding in the basement and being Not Trump

Also, pretending to be religious, unlike Trump, who took a picture with a bible and put Jerusalem in Israel.

well I mean it’s all boilerplate lip service , I’m not fucking defending Biden for fucks sake smh

or yknow whatever

"BREAKING: USPS will suspend any policy or operational changes until after the 2020 election, Postmaster General DeJoy says. https://t.co/FHVuZrgK2S
— NBC News "

Of course, given the assholes involved, this is truly a "trust but verify" situation, minus the trust.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, August 19, 2020 4:40 AM (yesterday

welp

Internal sources say mail sorting machines are being dismantled at downtown GR post office. Process started yesterday. Order came from Postmaster General DeJoy. @WOODTV pic.twitter.com/tNm9pXjcnU

— Heather Walker (@_HeatherWalker) August 19, 2020

a note that they did stop doing this, but not before it wound up all over twitter

Her note suggests it stopped since she reported it, five hours ago. (Her footage of the dismantled machines onsite was published four hours ago.) The dismantling only starting yesterday is a strong indication that even if it began an hour or so before DeJoy's media release claiming that the process would cease, that it continued after the press release.

Pelosi also says she spoke with DeJoy today, and as well as confirming that he had no intention of restoring sorting machines, mailboxes or other infrastructure, that he indicated the part of the release about overtime was a lie.

shame if he got stuffed into a mailbox

Several mailboxes in different cities would be better.

in envelopes that say "Atari 2600 - E.T. Cartridges"

What's grosser than gross, 100 DeJoses in one mailbox or one DeJos in 100 mailboxes.

Trick question, they're both gross.

This fucking idiot:

Trump, on Qanon: "I don't know much about the movement other than I understand they like me very much, which I appreciate" pic.twitter.com/qrfcCSDbNK

— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) August 19, 2020

Pretty funny honestly

Are the pink ties a new thing? I know on the apprentice he’d wear em but I thought as president he was doing the blue tie or red tie.

I don’t get Trump’s Goodyear tantrum. MAGA is so old hat (cue for golf clap). Isn’t everyone supposed to be boarding the KAG train now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZcErHHOLgY

(if only it didn’t move so damn fast)

He wore a pink tie when he was hangin' w/Epstein:

https://media12.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Video/201907/nn_sgo_trump_epstein_tape_190717_1920x1080.focal-760x428.jpg

It was a signature look for a while but when he became a distinguished statesman he reached for less flashy apparel

“I don’t know much about the movement; I understand they like me very much, which I appreciate,” Trump said during a White House press briefing. “I heard these are people that love our country.”

“QAnon believes you are secretly saving the world from this cult of pedophiles and cannibals. Are you behind that?” a reporter pressed.

“Is that supposed to be a bad thing?” Trump responded. “We are actually. We are saving the world.”

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Those pull quotes re:Q miss him musing their real deal is against the protests and Democrats running cities.

yeah, i was just about to say that! that's from the washington post. very shitty/sneaky editing job, the way they cut up his response without making clear that they were excerpting certain fragments of it.

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very shitty/sneaky editing job, the way they cut up his response without making clear that they were excerpting certain fragments of it.

The thing that gets me is that I'd just seen a Q follower screenshot citing those same edited quotes as validation for their cause, very clearly ignoring that Trump has no idea what's going on over there.

i mean, i do think that was trump's intended effect - to be vague but to also say something to satisfy his new Q base (normal thing for 2020)

Fun fact! When I interviewed Brian Friedberg about QAnon on Facebook in June, he warned that Facebook absolutely needed to take action on QAnon before Trump endorsed it.

Looks like Facebook made it under the wire by 3 hours and 30 minutes. https://t.co/DgVh9sVJqJ pic.twitter.com/YuuvWXdO14

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) August 19, 2020

I’ve been moved by the virtual convention segments, Michelle Obama two nights ago, the states' roll call and AOC last night, and Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton tonight.

fuck you all in advance

aww

Dan you pushover

in favor of all strong women who make their voices heard and who stand up for us. Women should lead this country

big day for Laura Loomer too

oh no, dan s is james comey

https://wearethene.ws/assets/images/l0/34/8c/348c88142f5d61a25aed250972201057c8876ab0befdd9ddd9485726be1f6f49.png

xp I don't know you at all. you like laura loomer?

Barack Obama's speech is awesome

in favor of all strong women who make their voices heard and who stand up for us. Women should lead this country

but you said Pelosi and Clinton

xo yes Laura Loomer is a strong woman who makes her voice heard and stands up for people

xp!