― Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 23:56 (nine months ago) link
Assuming the bartender is busy, lower your cost per hour at the bar by bringing a thermos or flask from home
― calstars, Monday, 24 August 2020 21:56 (nine months ago) link
PROTIP: Don't go to a bar during COVID
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:43 (nine months ago) link
Sometimes a big tip is necessary to alert a new or unfamiliar bartender that you’re “worthy” of buybacks. So if there’s someone new behind the bar, be generous and look forward to the next time for reciprocation.
― calstars, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:00 (eight months ago) link
Just stand in one place and drink until you fall over
― calstars, Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:42 (seven months ago) link
If it’s busy, and you score a good spot or table: to deter squatters, order doubles, and have a spare drink on the table at all times
― calstars, Sunday, 14 February 2021 18:35 (four months ago) link
how is that not a dick move
― brimstead, Sunday, 14 February 2021 19:58 (four months ago) link
If it’s crowded, place your half empty drink in clear view of the bartender so that it’s clearly visible when they make their rounds. This allows them to quickly assess, together with a nod on your part, that you’re in need of another round.
― calstars, Saturday, 27 February 2021 01:49 (three months ago) link
half empty? we only drink half?
― brimstead, Saturday, 27 February 2021 02:40 (three months ago) link
Drinking half is a dick move
― calstars, Saturday, 27 February 2021 02:42 (three months ago) link
Tip directly into the recipients hand / vision
You all stealin what’s not yours can gfy
― calstars, Monday, 1 March 2021 00:28 (three months ago) link
When arriving at the bar and verbally greeting the bouncer or bartender, volume is more important than content
― calstars, Saturday, 1 May 2021 21:44 (one month ago) link
strolls into doorway, screams "FUCK UP CUNT!!!" across the room, returns to outdoor seating and waits for preferred beverages to be fetched.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 1 May 2021 21:51 (one month ago) link
When paying cash and breaking a large bill, if you have enough for a tip in small bills, give that to the bartender when he gives you your change. This precludes the never-graceful “let me give you a tip from the change” interaction
― calstars, Sunday, 2 May 2021 17:56 (one month ago) link
Don’t creep or hit on the staff
― calstars, Saturday, 5 June 2021 20:25 (one week ago) link