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Andre rouses the Cardus in us all

lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/8128701.stm

ICC, please stop fucking around.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Thursday, 2 July 2009 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link

this is how nazi germany happened

lynndie englisher (country matters), Thursday, 2 July 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

"Some Test matches finish in four days and some in five and we want as many people as possible to turn up to these matches. We want Test matches in certain countries India to be more spectator-friendly," said Morgan.

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 July 2009 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I remember reading about a four day day night test match during the beer hall putsch, exactly the moment it started.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Thursday, 2 July 2009 11:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Nazis were always going on about the Four Hundred Year Reich Four Day Test

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 July 2009 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Quite a good barney going on on Sky just now, the Lancashire CC chief exec blaming everyone else (including the players!) for the match being abandoned on his waterlogged ground

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

can we plz acknowledge the forward strides of afghanistani cricket

They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

If you weren't too lazy to link to this then yes, we could.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

they totally won the 4-day game by 1 wicket, it was thrilling

They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

should prob link to this too then, eh?

absolutely thrilled for them.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

In Affectionate Remembrance of Dutch Cricket Which Died At Amstelveen on 26th August 2009
Deeply lamented by a small circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances
R.I.P
NB: The body will be cremated, and the ashes taken to Afghanistan

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Apparently Andy Flower was this close to playing the Headingley Test, before Prior's back sorted itself out

They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Thursday, 3 September 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Wouldn't he have to become English first?

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 September 2009 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I agree with head honco from the Lancashire CC - the only reason why it was called off is because England is SOFT (because they knew we had them beaten in the first game before it rained) and because Australia is almost as SOFT as well. In the good old days, someone like a Lillee or a Merv would be out on the pitch screaming "POMMMMMMIIIEEESSSS COME OUT AND PLAAAAA-AY!!"

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 September 2009 08:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyway, I knew the lads from Kabul had it in them.

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 September 2009 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link

wow we're fucking destroying the poms in the one dayers. the selectors must be so proud of what they've acheived over there <3

wilter, Sunday, 6 September 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

ODIs is the only type of Cricket that matters.

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

otm

http://i29.tinypic.com/102wnrr.jpg

wilter, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Ponting retires from international Twenty20s, undermines dignity by namechecking club sides:

"While I will no longer be available for Australian Twenty20 cricket, I look forward to playing with Tasmania's KFC Big Bash team where possible and to fulfilling my contract with the Kolkata Knight Riders in the Indian Premier League."

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 September 2009 09:21 (fourteen years ago) link

ODIs is the only type of Cricket that matters.

They don't call it ODI Match Special.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Got to love those Tasmanian KFC Big Bash guys, good on you Punter.

Neil S, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link

If KBP were awake, he'd tell you that KFC Big Bash is the pinnacle of Australian culture

kevision questler (country matters), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

...and he'd probably be right

kevision questler (country matters), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Nah, it's beer snakes during an ODI match.

Good night!

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Good night!

kevision questler (country matters), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Why does Shah get anywhere near any England squads? He's the worst player ever to play for England in recent times. Cant believe there was actual morons who campaigned for him to get a chance. He's fucking useless.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link

TS: Kenny Miller vs Owais Shah

kevision questler (country matters), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Scottish football vs English one-day cricket

kevision questler (country matters), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Ponting retires from international Twenty20s, undermines dignity by namechecking club sides:

man you should see some of the corny as fuk advertisements he's on on australian tv -_-

wilter, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

so yuh that doesn't surprise me

wilter, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

The kids in Mumbai are right, Test matches are old hat. ODIs are back! THREE-NIL!!!

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 September 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Cameron White should stay in at No. 3 btw. Ricky can have the rest of the tour off.

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 September 2009 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Please, folks, a big hand for your Natwest Series winners!!

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 September 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Shah hits form!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

hell freezes over too

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

pigs in the sky celebrating Owais Shah

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

out for 98..

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf england, a win again and SA are out!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

how the fuck did this happen lol

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

never in doubt

Jarlrmai, Sunday, 27 September 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

sting in the TAIL

kell surprise (country matters), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

nice to see a bit of fight from england. gonna have to take early wkts though or its in vein

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

vein?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i know what i meant

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

would help if we knew how to run between the wickets etc etc

anyway, will require good bowling now

kell surprise (country matters), Friday, 2 October 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

omg worcestershire just signed SHAKIB AL HASAN

this makes me so happy it is unreal

also India are getting mashed at home after winning the toss XD

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:14 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

He's the man, but I'd dispute the Beeb's assertion that he's the finest batsman to have played the game.

Neil S, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link


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