nowadays i just watch any BBC news show and within 10 minutes they'll have asked the audience to let us know what they think, so i get as many totally unqualified opinions about complicated subjects as i need
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
"We've got Ron on the line, he's a retired butcher from Heckmondwicke and he's going to tell us what he thinks about the government's strategy on housing"
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link
The decline of the ‘tragic mum / wife / dad’ as a unifying hero figure for the press is kind of interesting.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
i guess a few Karen Matthewses put the kibosh on that eventually
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link
at least she put Dewsbury on the map, for some reason we still don't have a tourist information office.
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
lol ITV filmed that drama about her entirely in Halifax
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
I think that's part of it but there's a lot going on. People like Frances Lawrence and Paul Betts (though wildly different) were tapped for quotes on all sorts of things for years in a way that sort of positioned them as an avatar for the reader - the normal, sensible person who just happened to have been elevated to prominence by tragedy, which i guess you don't need as much when the readers can speak for themselves. You also had situations like the McCanns where Paper B, C and D got annoyed they were too close to Paper A and worked out there was just as much mileage in hating them as sympathising.
The capacity for a single horrific thing to capture the news cycle / public imagination for weeks at a time has probably diminished too.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link
The decline of the ‘tragic mum / wife / dad’ as a unifying hero figure for the press is kind of interesting.― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:45 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinki guess a few Karen Matthewses put the kibosh on that eventually― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:47 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:45 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:47 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Between her and the McCannses and the noughties rise in the popularity of crime fiction, all tragic/grieving relatives are treated with a dose of sceptical side eye these days.
― オニモ (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 23:36 (three years ago) link
what is the Scottish govt's stance on teachers wearing masks?
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
oh shit wrong thread
there was briefly some interaction between the McCannses industrial military complex and team Karen Matthews, would love to hear the gritty Dewsbury-noir dialogue that went on there that caused the conference to break down!
― calzino, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link
And the prize for the weirdest thing I’ve seen today goes to... pic.twitter.com/9b1vhmbna6— Henry (@henweb) August 18, 2020
― calzino, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 10:54 (three years ago) link
It's like something Alan Partridge would be saying in one of those daydream sequences in 'I'm Alan Partridge'.
― brain (krakow), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link
Who doesn't already sing it like that tho
― kinder, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link
Maguire had been photographed and filmed throughout the day and evening, enjoying the company of his teammates Marcus Rashford and Brandon Williams, as well as the snooker player Judd Trump, and mixing with other tourists, appearing to drink alcohol on occasions.
― ||||||||, Saturday, 22 August 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link
thought this revive was going to be about the ugly bald sheep farmer/ex-tory/ukip candidate/putative baby killer/tesco briber trial!
― calzino, Saturday, 22 August 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link
lol briber, blackmailer I meant obv.
― calzino, Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link
only heard little bits of the story on the radio, guessing this lad is not the sharpest knife in the drawer
― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
from what I can gather he went flying in with the fists on some cop and then tried to bribe them at the cop shop, lol good job he's white!
― calzino, Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
Saw this on Facebook yesterday and I would be very happy if someone could explain what is going on here pic.twitter.com/oNrfWXxA9m— Tits McGee (@Scientits) August 31, 2020
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
The Bill Oddie thing was that early humour website called b3ta (was it?) and they had a clip of Madonna's Erotica with the words "Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, rub your hands all over my body" instead of "Erotic, Erotic (same)". There was something to do with Alf Garnet and Independent Woman, as well but it's not coming back to me.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
Oh I remembered it as I hit submit. It was
Shoes on my feetAlf GarnetClothes I'm wearing Alf GarnetRock I'm rocking Alf Garnetetc.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
"early humour"
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
As opposed to the modern day's highly evolved online humour.
― brain (krakow), Monday, 31 August 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
Ogmios School of Zen Motoring is my favourite thing for a long time. Thanks for that link.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link
wish every driver was ogmios
― learned lasagna (||||||||), Monday, 31 August 2020 21:25 (three years ago) link
I find it very moving.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link
I try to maintain a suitable state of zen while hoping for a new video.
― brain (krakow), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 11:34 (three years ago) link
Still laughing at 'Battle Of Britain Memorial Sausage'.
― piscesx, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 12:31 (three years ago) link
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/131DF/production/_114330387_capture.jpg
A row broke out in an online public meeting when a councillor turned up wearing a large pair of sunglasses. Independent Stephen Aylen said he was sporting the distinctive eyewear to stop screen glare during Thursday's Southend Borough Council meeting.
Mayor John Lamb said although councillors logged on from home, wearing sunglasses was like drinking or smoking, and was disrespectful.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-54122362
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Saturday, 12 September 2020 11:35 (three years ago) link
There's new Ogmios!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo3tSswZV7Q
― brain (krakow), Saturday, 12 September 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link
Saving that for a bad day
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 12 September 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
There are so many quotable lines "lives to inhale the gas from a NOS balloon another day", "they think they're invincible just because they're from the future"
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 12 September 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
Ogmios is so great. I could watch that 24/7.
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
My local Morrison’s is selling actual sacks of wet eggs. This is the most wretched and cursed item I have ever witnessed pic.twitter.com/bghKxOUxXu— Strumpet (Sexy Trumpet) (@TrumpetSexy) September 16, 2020
― scampo italiano (gyac), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
something doesn't add up, there's way more than 5 eggs in those bags
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link
They look like those white eggs you see in American movies from my phone
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link
xp thread suggests that they’re leftovers because they couldn’t split them up into the five packs before expiry, so they’re selling the sacks to get rid
― scampo italiano (gyac), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
Are you sure they aren't boiled eggs (as disgusting an idea that it is) , because they look too white.
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link
Oh yes they are omg!
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link
They are boiled eggs yeah, normally packaged differently as part of a packed lunch. Tbh you could make a batch of egg mayo with them, maybe cater a small gathering oops
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link
Lol why I did I think there would shelled eggs in a bag? I don't rule anything out these days! Christ imagine the smell when you open it.
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link
Relevanthttps://youtu.be/9pRxJXlePmY
― scampo italiano (gyac), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
I only fuck with freshly boiled balls of corruption. That shit is for degen pub landlords to put in their pickle jar and unfit for human consumption.
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link
I love an egg but sports science bros have put me off a bit
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link
If you were to chop them up into a rice stir fry or a curry you probably couldn't tell the difference between them and fresh ones. But it would be the knowing that would make me feel queasy.
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link
Nah they'd be lovely, put hairs on your chest
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link
12 egg heart attack might finish you tho
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link
Either that or a constipated/egg bound stroke the next day whilst straining on the lavatory!
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link
You eat that whole bag you're not passing solids for a week, pro tip for if music festivals ever come back
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link