L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

Coming in more ways than one when someone rings the doorbell

amazing mix of spaces that live up to the insanity of the exterior and ones which end up being appallingly banal.

someone had *problems* with the photo upload pic.twitter.com/hTiUAPGlM7

— justine tamiko lai (@justinetlai) September 10, 2020

A bag of diatomaceous earth that big in the kitchen can only mean one thing

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2225-Arlington-Ave-Riverside-CA-92506/17861223_zpid/
just keep clicking. i am seriously thinking about taking the tour.

looks like a map from a video game

cs_ nouveauriche

lol, well played.

come for the space shower, stay for the outdoor train set

it's a cavalcade of bad choices

hey, you wanna live IN a mall?
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/74380-Palo-Verde-Dr_Indian-Wells_CA_92210_M14571-57372

one more, i'm fairly sure these people are kidding. cheap at under 150k but it's the therapy bills that'll cost you
https://www.trulia.com/p/mi/detroit/450-w-grixdale-ave-detroit-mi-48203--2391043999

Riverside: I've always wanted to live inside a Casa Bonita.

So the island sink is long and curvy like that because... you can fill it up with ice and bottles of cold beer?

I'm just amazed at how fully the homeowner in Detroit really committed to the bit. And interestingly they didn't make any wild STRUCTURAL choices? Like the bathrooms have VERY standard fixtures and tiles. Where they really dove all-in was in literally every atom of decor, literally everywhere. It's impressive.

these are some good posts. the riverside one reminds me of the party down episode with the science fiction author. Joel Munt's Big Deal Party.

ulysses's first one today is WELL worth clicking all the way through, if you're halfway through and thinking "ok, i got this, terrible taste and maximalist junk decor"

palo vedre one is fantastic IMHO and 80s Postmodern architecture is VERY much back, in the schools and on the blogs

I would kill to live somewhere with both a bunker and a giant train set. Don't care about the rest of it, just those two things = I'm in love.

In the video for that house, the agents gave the address as 2225 Arrrrrrrrlington.

I took another deep dive into insane real estate photos and there was over 50 notable ones I linked in a discord but here are my top four pic.twitter.com/LHTikQGOaq

— Kerma (@kerma4kHD) October 20, 2020

have we had that last one before

the first one looks like it belongs in a crappy first person shooter game

it made me laugh too loud at work

i think it's the ikea lamps that cracked me

the cursed angel loft is a deep-focus cornucopia of nightmares

the rock

the semigloss red walls and ceiling

the angel one's couch placement is something

It’s so when you get up from it they can drop the tv on you and call it an accident

i didn't even see the tv! wtf these always have so many layers

is that the cable for the TV snaking across the room, not in anyway a hazard to walking

or maybe it's just hanging down

kudos regardless

Framed portrait of Gordon Jump in the red room killed me.

the little things that get me about angel pink-floyd-album-cover are:

the little vacuum hose coil poking out of the tiniest under-stairway storage nook imaginable
the pillar outside the window
this house is apparently built on unoccupied moorland by the sea?
the statue above the staircase
the cord hanging down from the tv
the brown embroidered bed pillow square on the wall in the background, far-right

https://consequenceofsound.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Big-Star-Radio-City1.jpg

Stairwell toilets pic.twitter.com/MyB2HzClIi

— Kerma (@kerma4kHD) October 21, 2020

The last of those reminds me of when we were first house hunting in London. We rang a doorbell a few times for a viewing with no answer and were just about to leave when we heard a flushing noise and a wee old man appeared at the door. He then made the mistake of showing off his poorly ventilated Harry-Potter-Cupboard-Loo-Conversion first. The stench would have floored a horse.

https://i.imgur.com/B0H5qiW.jpg

CONS

1. Those stairs.

2. Window going into ceiling.

3. No symmetry.

4. Each window opens in a different direction?

PROS

1. If you look at it long enough, you can trick your brain into thinking it sees a large-screen television showing a home show.

Alexa, what does Non-Euclidean Geometry look like?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/81235dfb009caf05d1a0671338b45fc2/815bc6cf9760bd9a-20/s1280x1920/e66dd0592755bbd0034635c3568c918bf4daf40e.jpg

The vertical hold is off in the bathroom again.

https://i.imgur.com/K40rSjL.jpg

what is that catwalk? not to code

My guess is the water heater.

People, can we refrain from posting pictures of the Winchester House ITT?

I kinda like that first picture, apart from how the doorway opens onto the stairs, which is an accident waiting to happen.

Don't rightly know how anyone could ever get disoriented and lose their balance at that spot.

Found this master suite in an otherwise normal house and I gotta say, this is my kind of nightmare pic.twitter.com/1E2HAOflCW

— shadowfax 🐴 (@whyangelinawhy) November 15, 2020

Holy hell

seksy

The giant watch and the masked photographer

Computer, ENHANCE: (6ft tall watch on the back wall serving as a clock) pic.twitter.com/F9V8kku4N1

— POST OFFICE WAS FINE BEFORE YOU FUCK IT (@LumpySpaceBoat) November 16, 2020