The rare player taken out after the shot penalty
Bruno is stupidly good from the spot though
― Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link
He’s the only person who should be allowed to do the silly run-up.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
Bizarre from Williams there
― crisp, Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link
anything Sevilla can do
― Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link
that skill from pogba at the end there
― Defund the indefensible (NickB), Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
Rashford has largely been terrible post-lockdown
It's killing us
― Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
ref is a cunt
― Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
Dreadful defending from United
― crisp, Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link
Lindelof just like "nah"
― Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
Ole is such a chickenshit. Should have brought Ighalo on for Rashford at half-time - gives him three minutes of injury time
Hope we're making some signings!
― Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link
Pyatov’s kicking is terrible.
Inter look very comfortable.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
5-0 Inter. Shakhtar have been shocking.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
managed to miss this from conte earlier in the season
Antonio Conte, sharing with L’Equipe the advice that he gives his players about how to approach their sex lives. “In periods of competition, it should not last long: you need to put in the minimum effort possible, so it’s best if their partner is on top. It’s preferable to do it with your own wife, that way you are not obliged to put in an exceptional performance.”
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link
^ thread title still on point
― chonky floof (groovypanda), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link
How is Diego Carlos still playing? Three penalties in three consecutive matches and should have been off.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link
All unbelievably stupid.
This is great. 2-1 Sevilla, Conte has a yellow card, everyone’s trying to get everyone else sent off.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link
2-2!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link
Fair play to Lukakau. He doesn't usually score when the chips are down
― Number None, Friday, 21 August 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link
Darude’s going to get some decent royalties from Spurs tonight but I don’t think any of the goals will match this one.
Rijeka's goal at Copenhagen tonight is the new best goal of all time. More enjoyable every time you watch it. (📷 via @CRO_Scout)pic.twitter.com/IPt1dFM6On— Colin Millar (@Millar_Colin) October 1, 2020
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 1 October 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
lmao
― imago, Thursday, 1 October 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
haha
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 2 October 2020 07:19 (three years ago) link
Lovely worked goal from Spurs there
― groovypanda, Thursday, 22 October 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
Bale and Doherty seem to be on roughly the same wavelength, which is promising.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 22 October 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link
Nobody on the same wavelength so far tonight.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link
That goal was some dire defending, no-one even close
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
Celtic somehow beating an on-form Lille 2-0 away from home despite being chronic generally and historically shit away from home in Europe
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link
lol four subs at half time.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
And yet Winks still on the pitch.
The one time I decide not to watch them.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:59 (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I remember Mourinho doing a triple substitution at half time for Chelsea in the FA Cup. Ended with men and Lampard in goal iirc
― imago, Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
9 men even
All five on with half an hour to go so maybe Kane will get a go in goal again.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link
of course it's now 2-2 in the Celtic game
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link
That's because I started watching.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
Also because Ntcham is playing and doing his usual strolling about the pitch trying to avoid the ball.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
The five subs have yielded no shots on target.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
my WhatsApp chat with my 2 pals about Celtic
[12:09 PM, 2020-11-05] Jonny: No less than 3 points acceptable.[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Jonny: Fuck me[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Anthony: Fuck me man[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Anthony: Shite[12:32 PM, 2020-11-05] Jim: mon tae fuck
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link
Lennon might not last the season at this rate.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link
Correction, the week.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
apparently this was a weakened Sparta team? michty me. id be taking the pitchfork to janefield street the now if I weren't on the wrong landmass
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 November 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
Harry Winks with a (probably accidental) golazo.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 November 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
GOAL! HARRY WINKS OH MY GOD 🤯🤯🤯 #THFC #COYS pic.twitter.com/4MyUcPNnXy— The Spurs Web ⚪️ (@thespursweb) November 26, 2020
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 November 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link
tsk, disrespectful
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 November 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link
yeah that's an overhit cross
― imago, Thursday, 26 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link
intentional fallacy
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 November 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link
Spurs have been appalling with a relatively strong team. Deservedly behind.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 December 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link
Pathetic from Hart.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
Sanchez is now a full blown liability
Harte should have caught both, let alone saved
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link
Rotten performance from everyone but tanganga, hut especially in defence where every individual decision all night has been panicky shite
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link