"I'm a sovereign human being, I stand under common law only" - Thread of Freemen

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Just read about a sovcit who beheaded his roommate a few weeks back.

https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-news-homicide-asylum-avenue-20200728-g664azmvbjcczcqelcbexr6dfe-story.html

peace, man, Saturday, 15 August 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

The head is a sovereign appendage

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

"Asylum Avenue" too on the nose imo.

Boring, Maryland, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This has not been very well received in Conspiracy World. pic.twitter.com/ESwZEwhIwp

— cam smith (@sexenheimer) August 28, 2020

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Sunday, 30 August 2020 08:04 (three years ago) link

lol good work

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 August 2020 08:14 (three years ago) link

i don't know tho, shouldn't we be trying to understand the tin foil hat community and win them over thru civility?

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 August 2020 08:14 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

As a medieval historian I am afraid I am going to have to remind divorced twitter once again that Magna Carta does not refer to "the people". It refers to the nobility, which your local pub is very sadly not. pic.twitter.com/EYsoTGGL9S

— Dr Eleanor Janega (@GoingMedieval) November 2, 2020

Fizzles, Monday, 2 November 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

i was just thinking about this story!

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

then i got distracted by cussing all the clever people whose main take away was the spelling

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

i did mentally blame Dave Starkey in between those two thoughts tho

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

lol

Fizzles, Monday, 2 November 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

jesus fucking wept

We’ve reached the point where a Freeman of the Land is trying to keep a soft play centre open using Magna Carta as a justification pic.twitter.com/fKAJItOKyk

— Gary Brannan (@garybrannan) November 2, 2020

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 November 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link

yess keep em coming

kinder, Monday, 2 November 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

Two arrests at Christian tearoom that refuses to close

Owners of the Mustard Seed in Gedling, Nottinghamshire, cited Magna Carta and common law as reasons to stay open.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/AADA/production/_115483734_img_20201113_123944.jpg

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Sunday, 15 November 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

I AM A LIVING PERSONS

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Sunday, 15 November 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

great post/dn combo there

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2020 05:27 (three years ago) link

The Little Christian Tearoom That Refused To Re-Closet

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link

not exactly a sovereign citizen, but this court filing is incredible

This is reality:

Jeffrey Cutler, in the Middle District Pa. Action, has pro se filed a "Motion to Declare Donald J. Trump Victorious."https://t.co/eZfk3iCV8M

— Boozy Badger (@BoozyBadger) November 19, 2020

As part of this matter, Mr. Cutler feels it necessary that everyone know his brother, Fred Cutler, was not allowed to start work as an usher for the Phillies games this year. pic.twitter.com/q5fDACvlZi

— Boozy Badger (@BoozyBadger) November 19, 2020

background: https://www.inquirer.com/business/tax-collector-jeffrey-cutler-east-lampeter-pa-lancaster-county-20181211.html

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link

"just like the white bunny HARVEY"

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link

seems like he’s reusing a lot of the same pages in all of his court filings and just adding more grievances to the list every year

mh, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

Well duh, precedent

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link

just litigating calmly as he always does

Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

Mr. Cutler's brother and approximately 69 MILLION (NICE!) other people..

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

Bradford hair salon fined £17,000 for repeatedly opening in breach of lockdown rules https://t.co/NebpVNLlO2

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) November 24, 2020

Oh Sineadpaws

Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

fer fucks sake francie

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

Lol just came here to post this. Even though I've lived in W Yorkshire for years I still get some kind of slight cognitive dissonance about Oakenshaw being referred to as Bradford yet also within the boundaries of Kirklees Council.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

can’t believe this government would punish a hardworking small business owner simply for breaking the law in a very specific and limited way

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

Calz is this hair salon sketch

J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Back baby back!

If you will indulge me a little more, I'd like to share another element of the conspiracy theories surrounding inauguration, because we're hearing a LOT about Trump becoming the *19th* president of the United States

(no threats of violence here)
1/ pic.twitter.com/l2bLiAGOl6

— Dr. Jen Golbeck (@jengolbeck) January 18, 2021

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 January 2021 10:10 (three years ago) link

these dudes always seem to know enough history to write an alternate history novel, which would maybe be a better use of their time than actually believing this shit.

this one is a doozy tho - the US is a corporation that belongs to London?

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:52 (three years ago) link

Its more that they know a lot of alternate history tho, tbf

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link

Tbf most of them know enough history that can fit in a Tweet, maybe two

Un tranquillo posto di scampagna (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:02 (three years ago) link

Wish they could be banished to living inside a tweet, phantom zone style

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link

Wasn't that literally an episode of Black Mirror

kinder, Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:42 (three years ago) link

Used to deal with a few of these in my frontline housing days and one in particular used to threaten me with marine law until i produced my master seamans book during one interview which shut him up

Now that was just as well as i was awarded it in a quiet handshake deal basis in order to satisfy administrative requirements to work on a trawler and upon further investigation he would possibly have noted that it was in fact entirely in dutch but turns out that the showy production of it sufficed

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:47 (three years ago) link

Lol

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link

legendary deems moves

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link

ahahaha

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link

Rude imo

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link

I dont believe half of my own stories tbh so no blame attached for anyone inclined to wonder betimes

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link

the new pub one happened though right?!

scampish inquisition (gyac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:17 (three years ago) link

maastricht zeeman morelike

imago, Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link

They are fyi all true and not even as embellished as youd think tbh

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link

Complaints by neighbors have included goats on the loose. Dogs on the run. Trash piles and junk vehicles. Flying a Confederate flag. Posting a threatening sign.

Yet trash still litters the lawn. The dogs still roam free. The junk vehicles haven't moved. Because the owner of the property, 32-year-old Brian M. Nelson, doesn't believe the law applies to him.

He's said so many times, according to police reports and court records.

JOHN REINAN/STAR TRIBUNE
Dead vehicles piled with trash fill Brian Nelson’s driveway in Elbow Lake.
When officers confronted him in June about trash in his yard, "he stated that this was his property and that he was not subjected to the city ordinances," a deputy wrote.

When deputies warned him in July about keeping goats, which aren't allowed in city limits, "Brian became belligerent about the city's ordinances," a report said.

When officials served him in August with a nuisance violation order for goats, weeds and dead vehicles, "he stated that he does not recognize the city's ordinances and that he would not be complying with this order," according to a court document.

After nine months of back-and-forth, local officials aren't sure what to do next. In December, the city went to court seeking an order declaring Nelson's property a public nuisance and allowing authorities to swoop in and clean it up.

https://www.startribune.com/minnesota-town-is-flummoxed-by-resident-who-claims-he-s-above-the-law/600016479/?refresh=true

global tetrahedron, Friday, 29 January 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

ffs surely there's still napalm

the scamp has a thousand fries (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 January 2021 17:41 (three years ago) link

"Well gawrsh guys, he seems pretty insistent that the rules don't apply to him, so I guess we just give up."

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 January 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link

Nelson, who moved into the home less than two years ago, declined to be interviewed. His wife, Ritausha, said he didn't want to talk.

"He says he's not a man that wants a contact," she said.In September, a neighbor reported Nelson for burning brush in his yard. Days later, he put up a large sign written on a sheet of plywood that read, "Do Not Cry Wolf Lady."


what a peach

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 January 2021 04:34 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/KzQlXVZ.png

pic.twitter.com/Afh2anOufH

— Bad Legal Takes (@BadLegalTakes) February 2, 2021

Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 07:40 (three years ago) link

Long answer?

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 10:07 (three years ago) link


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