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Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre)
Posted: 13 August 2020 at 17:02:13
This semi is really pretty bad, but I can enjoy bad snooker

caută tu singur (gyac), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

Harsh but fair

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 August 2020 06:11 (three years ago) link

i liked weather, but i preferred dept of speculation.

― π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Wednesday, August 26, 2020 11:49 PM

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 August 2020 03:50 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

just curious, I haven't been to NYC in years, but was Century 21 destroyed in 9/11 or just damaged?

― naked and sexually active alien (rip van wanko), Friday, September 11, 2020 3:24 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link

destroyed

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link

work out to eat out

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, September 11, 2020 11:37 AM

pomenitul, Friday, 11 September 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

yeah, i have no idea where i'm putting that

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, October 7, 2020 2:17 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Spottie, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link

a bit oblique but i'll allow it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Every year I look for minor celebrities with cancer. Also dwarfs, I've had success with dwarfs.

― wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

What's the 3rd joke supposed to be? Penis in mouth?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, December 1, 2020 7:08 AM

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

:D

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

you feeling the men?

― J0rdan S., Monday, March 5, 2012 10:02 PM (eight years ago)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 5 January 2021 17:44 (three years ago) link

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:29 (three years ago) link

lol

Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

Omg thank u needed to laugh

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

There goes ol' Neanderthal, bragging about the girth again. Insufferable.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

;)

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:37 (three years ago) link

Jst a hypothetical but wd trump be banned immediately on principle if he created an ilx account, or would mods wait for fp to do its thing

― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

It is massively scary that it took five years+ of his bullshit, plus an impeachment, plus literally losing reelection, for all these people to even cautiously turn on him.

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (fifty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link

jesus, I refuse to eat an arsehole with teeth
― calzino, Friday, January 15, 2021

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

i love when Kenneth Branagh's in my shitter
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 27, 2021

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 05:13 (three years ago) link

I love crying

― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:38 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link

rob
Posted: 1 February 2021 at 20:48:13
wow I'm leaning a lot today on ilx. first about castration, now this

scampish inquisition (gyac), Monday, 1 February 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

Oh no I'm thinking being of potato croquettes

― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, February 4, 2021 1:06 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Mark G, Thursday, 4 February 2021 08:20 (three years ago) link

my ex-wife, still sleeping, once woke me up at about 6am to ask me "can i taunt (sic)

jim in vancouver

cpt otm (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link

"Can i taunt (sic)" - Chief Keef

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link

about to remove my bookmark

― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 7, 2021 5:31 PM

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 February 2021 23:35 (three years ago) link

Probably lots I could name. Chastity Belt comes to mind.

― o. nate, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:43 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 22:49 (three years ago) link

My new revelations: 1) I should really wear a mask if/when I rob people and 2) if I do rob or kill someone, I think I should get out of that area ASAP. Also need to figure out how to open locked/closed doors so that I can do more robbing.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, February 20, 2021 7:00 PM

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link

I need a good autostraddle

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 4:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link

tbf that's how he meant it in context too though

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link

Well, yeah.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link

"Damn, great-great-grandpa Jebediah was HUNG!"
― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, March 1, 2021

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link

I'm interested in the load of wank.

― pomenitul, Thursday, March 4, 2021 3:55 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

The loads, even.

― pomenitul, Thursday, March 4, 2021 3:55 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link

:D

pomenitul, Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link

I couldn't get with Afterbirth at all

― imago, Thursday, March 11, 2021 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:09 (three years ago) link

Lol I just knew it was that

your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link

i remembered Simon as romantic and dreamy, but his behavior seems pretty shitty and self-indulgent on a reread, for example.

― horseshoe, Saturday, March 13, 2021 3:27 PM

pomenitul, Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link

*but still, pulls the lever for ted cruz's ass constrictor with confidence*

― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:41 PM bookmarkflaglink

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:45 (three years ago) link

horseshoe otm

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link

semen and weed both smell amazing sheesh

― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Saturday, March 20, 2021 6:55 PM

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

yeah mladic slaps

― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Thursday, April 8, 2021 4:56 PM

pomenitul, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

just to be clear, i don't have any children. i'm just talking about "my boys"

― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, May 19, 2021 3:31 PM (twenty-five minutes ago)

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 22:57 (two years ago) link

come on we all do it

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 23:43 (two years ago) link

Mods are Alt-Righters, no shock there I guess.

― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Wednesday, June 2, 2021 10:53 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I remembering being fuck awful at the last wc

― xyzzzz__, dinsdag 29 juni 2021 20:40

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Is it me or is this turd getting much worse much faster?

― burnt hombre (stevie), Monday, August 2, 2021 12:56 PM (nineteen minutes ago)

rob, Monday, 2 August 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

"Underwear" is pretty great imo

― billstevejim, Monday, September 20, 2021 1:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 September 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Yeah, it’s gotta be jizzy condoms, right? Who the hell would do that? In my experience the dude usually takes care of disposing of that. Did she ask her guys for their juicy rubber?
― Cow_Art, Friday, October 15, 2021 6:02 PM

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link


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