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Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Thursday, 13 August 2020 12:29 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ixTrwEX.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

this might be on the thread already but for the past few weeks i've been frequently checking in on the explore.org bear streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcWTPFnqOLo

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link

they are fat now

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

i know! it's almost like you feel proud of them if you watch them get fatter every week. some of them sit at the lip of the falls and just let the fish fly into their mouths.

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

i have seen them fall off the falls before. truly tragic

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link

What's weirdly hilarious about the bear cam is watching one of these giant beasts catch a fish as long as my forearm in its mouth, then pin it to a rock with one paw and begin taking *dainty little bites*.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

yeah, i watched the live chat once where the guy from explore.org was answering questions and he said when there are enough fish around they select for the fattiest parts of the fish and throw the rest away, those wastrels

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I just watched for a couple minutes and a bird landed just downstream of the bear with a fish.

nickn, Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link

dear phenomenal dipshits: do not fuck with a bear. if you fuck with a bear and the bear then acts like a bear, you will be hurt or killed and the bear will subsequently be killed. All easily avoided if you don't fuck with a bear!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 15 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

I was sure that was in Russia when I saw the pic, because they seem to have a special relationship to bears, but damn, it's the good ol' USA.

nickn, Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

leave them alone they drove all the way from glen burnie

contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

my former SIL's father--Russian--lost his arm to a bear, in Russia, of course

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

I think it was at a zoo

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/iNfibRS.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

In the other news, a bear with a box on his head managed to sneak into one of the Turkish military bases and climb onto the tower.

The animal is reported to be safe and managed to descend on its own. pic.twitter.com/dKoRTmwWHz

— Status-6 (@Archer83Able) September 7, 2020

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 12 September 2020 11:43 (three years ago) link

xpost to most 2020 images imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 September 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

in its purest form
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/images/gallery/1/00000801_p.jpg

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link

that bear is trying to hail a cab

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link

The bear say hi to me

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 05:54 (three years ago) link

are you a cab

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 07:11 (three years ago) link

or r u a cub?

pplains, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:38 (three years ago) link

bear high five my foot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK3_2LPOnp4

Spottie, Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

First impulse - where's my camera?

koogs, Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link

absolute unit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mD2X8Yhak

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiuASrDX0AU41LG.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

N.B. those apples are rotting/fermenting on the ground and will continue to do so in those bears' stomachs = those bears are drrrrrunk.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

I have an apple tree in my garden, and my dog would ignore the falling apples until december/january and then start eating them - can only presume for the alcohol?

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 25 September 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

here it is with audio

Have you ever heard bear cubs make their ‘sound of contentment’? @RaeWynnGrant pic.twitter.com/CpuuM86imw

— John Fusco (@JohnFusco12) September 25, 2020

jbn, Friday, 25 September 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

Deconstructed cub music

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 25 September 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

bear stay high with me.

pplains, Friday, 25 September 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link

Have you ever heard bear cubs make their ‘sound of contentment’?

No, but I have heard a bear cub making its sound of distress. It sounds very much like the yowling of a cat.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 25 September 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link

pictures of bears that seem to have figured out how to live

wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

e.g. drug dealin' bears:

https://i.redd.it/uhk0hqva48l51.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:18 (three years ago) link

rofl!!

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

those contented bears sound like a Mica Levi score

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

feel sick and furry
more dead than alive

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link

Ursus in furs

pomenitul, Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

I'm sticking with Pooh

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

here he comes
he's all dressed in black

assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 27 September 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link

Paddington Says

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

It Was a Pleasure Den

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

xp
The Bearest of the Seasons.

nickn, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

That bear is trying to catch a touchdown

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

Mama told be ever since I was cub to keep my paw held high

jbn, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link

Predictable outcome.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link


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