Marcus Stroman won't stop tweeting; 2019 Vlad Guerrero Jr/Blue Jays thread

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I saw that. Turned it back on. Now they’re down 14-11 almost right away.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 August 2020 02:36 (three years ago) link

maybe if Stroman re-signs with the Jays this winter you lazyboys can keep using this thread

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 August 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link

Stroman tweets will always be relevant!
Speaking of which, I saw he opted out of the season. Pretty amazing haul the Jays got for him considering he only wound up starting 11 games.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

not when you consider who they traded with :/

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This team is so much goddamn fun to watch.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:06 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

My interest had been awakened a bit before the Yankees series. Hard to care at this point, even if they back into a "playoff" spot.

clemenza, Sunday, 20 September 2020 03:01 (three years ago) link

Didn’t expect them to take 3/4 of this series after how the last one against the Yankees went; but they’re playoff bound!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 September 2020 04:16 (three years ago) link

I think it'd take them advancing to the second round for me to begin to take a sincere interest, but it they were to win today, that'd be a half-step towards that: .550 is at least a legitimate record for a playoff-bound team. So I guess the schedule just lined up perfectly with whatever good 60-game stretch they were going to have during an actual season.

clemenza, Sunday, 27 September 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link

they oscillate between frustrating to watch and really fun.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

i don't like this Shoemaker thing.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link

Ryu & Walker 1-2 makes a lot more sense, especially since they only need 2 wins, and then throw everybody you have into game 3 if you need to
oh well, we'll be in much better shape if they actually pull game one out

francisF, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link

So Shoe did ok. I guess he had really good splits v the Rays and Walker's are terrible.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

"I did not get to the second training well, and I told myself that this cannot happen again. I was overweight, I said that it couldn't happen again, and I got to work at once."

That's a start.

https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2047080

clemenza, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

Vlad has reportedly dropped 40 pounds.

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/mlb/jays-gm-atkins-sees-benefits-of-gurrero-jr-off-season-weight-loss-1.5920904

clemenza, Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:07 (three years ago) link

why do you refuse to say he's in the BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:33 (three years ago) link

As long as he's not still round, any shape will do.

clemenza, Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:00 (three years ago) link

dropping 30-50 lbs before spring training every year can't be good for your health or baseball production

, Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:53 (three years ago) link

Kirk, too, is all aboard the best shape of his life train.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 20 February 2021 05:33 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

bo: fastest to 100 hits in blue jays history

mookieproof, Sunday, 4 April 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

An unexpected list of names there.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 4 April 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

Also Julian Merryweather has looked like a fucking god in the two innings he’s pitched so far.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 4 April 2021 21:20 (three years ago) link

Matz looked great today. Good start to the season this far!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 00:15 (three years ago) link

Ryu + Scrubs seems like an ineffective game plan, with hindsight

francisF, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:03 (three years ago) link

Two of the scrubs are there because the starters are injured!

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:39 (three years ago) link

I know, but relying on Pearson as the number 2 guy was my main problem even before he was foreseeably injured. Just frustrated is all

francisF, Saturday, 10 April 2021 02:06 (three years ago) link

Yeah I wish they went for someone like Odorizzi.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 April 2021 02:27 (three years ago) link

vlad's off to a nice start eh

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 April 2021 03:26 (three years ago) link

Him and Grich!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 April 2021 05:33 (three years ago) link

man, Grich was looking like Pillar in that first Angels game -- couple of huge diving grabs

francisF, Saturday, 10 April 2021 06:05 (three years ago) link

One was because he jumped the wrong direction at first tho.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 April 2021 13:45 (three years ago) link

hah i didn't realize that. he personalized it then

francisF, Saturday, 10 April 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

Well this game was fun. The new kid, Polacios, had himself a night!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 11 April 2021 05:01 (three years ago) link

Walk-off HR for Bo.

clemenza, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link

Another fun game to watch. Glad the pen kept it together even tho they e lost three solid arms now and Romano can’t throw strikes.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 23:08 (three years ago) link

Didn't realize Teoscar tested positive the other day.

clemenza, Friday, 16 April 2021 00:35 (three years ago) link

Yup. And they just added three more pitchers to the IL. That’s our closer out, our set up guy, our replacement closer, our replacement set up guy, our long man and also Phelps.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 16 April 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

Pearson can't come back sooner.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 16 April 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link

He had such a rough time starting last year, I’m not expecting him to be the jays saviour this year either way.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 16 April 2021 02:53 (three years ago) link

Hoping George Spring is real.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 21 April 2021 01:41 (two years ago) link

Springer even.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 21 April 2021 01:44 (two years ago) link

george springs eternal

, Wednesday, 21 April 2021 01:58 (two years ago) link

Grand slam for Vlad off Scherzer.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 00:08 (two years ago) link

!

, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 01:45 (two years ago) link

i think the kid might've figured something out

, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link

Youngest to get 3 hr & 7 RBI since 1901, apparently!!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link

Consider how often I watch the Jays these days, I'm lucky I got to see the first.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 02:18 (two years ago) link

wow Alomar. i remember some allegations back in 2009, but nothing came out of it that i knew. then all of the sudden he's banned from baseball and the jays are dropping his banner from the level of excellence. crazy.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 April 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link

Just read about that. Is he banned or suspended? I've heard so much stuff about Alomar over the years, things that seemed plausible and things that seemed crazy made-up. Sad.

clemenza, Friday, 30 April 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link


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