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I haven't seen it in years but isn't he sort of an anomaly among those characters?

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link

It would be cool to have a Truman Show style project where Alex is sent to an artificial town where straight, white middle-aged guys are systematically oppressed, and he just has to live there forever, I know at best he would be in jail within a week, still would be fun to watch.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link

I haven't seen it in years but isn't he sort of an anomaly among those characters?

― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, August 12, 2020 3:19 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

theres multiple cranks in the movie

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link

Also, to my surprise, I don't think he's actually in Slacker. He would've only been 16 when it came out. It's probably ground zero for his shtick though.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link

Not slacker—Waking Life, right?

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link

Definitely in both Waking Life and A Scanner Darkly

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link

he's in waking life and a scanner darkly, not in slacker

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

Ugh, he's in A Scanner Darkly, too? His presence is the number one reason I haven't rewatched Waking Life in over a decade.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

I've watched A Scanner Darkly at least five or six times and don't remember him, think he might just be a maniac ranting on tv or in the street as they pass by, which would be the ideal casting.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

he's ranting in a parking lot with a megaphone and gets tased lol

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link

can't be a real dystopia if they're tasering him

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link

when I got my bathroom redone the the tile guy was an old school Austin guy, amiable and free with insane anecdotes about 70s Austin and how the elite had interbred with the Nephilim and added fluoride to the water to keep their local illegitimate children depowered

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link

wild conspiracy theories are the lingua franca of the true Austinite

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link

every smoke break he took was like an entire Slacker sequel

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Alex Jones is begging the left to stop putting snot and boogers in his food and to stop wiping their asses with the food he eats. pic.twitter.com/G9QI9GDma4

— Timothy Johnson (@timothywjohnson) October 5, 2020

... (Eazy), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

they're trying to save your life dummy

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link

"..deplatform you off the internet..."

I get so sick of this BS. Follow the service terms, you assholer.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 5 October 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQ1g3MEddA&feature=youtu.be&t=2341

conrad, Monday, 5 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

"I am once again asking..."

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 5 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

Alex Jones is begging the left to stop putting snot and boogers in his food and to stop wiping their asses with the food he eats.

'I CAN DO IT MYSELF, LIBRULS! GAW!'

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 October 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

in every liberal there's a slim shady lurking

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 5 October 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EKuIus-oE

Missed this one before

anvil, Monday, 12 October 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link

Jones is by far the best and most entertaining right wing media fuckhead

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 October 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link

Violent diarrhea is by far the best and most entertaining means by which the human body eliminates waste

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 October 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link

did youse see the one where he is destroying a drone with a samurai sword, shouting die robot communists! or something similar. lol that was quite funny

calzino, Monday, 12 October 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link

Alex Jones destroys Drone to protect humanity

"WE'LL DEFEAT YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMNED ROBOTS." pic.twitter.com/i5uQcLRWa1

— Harrison Hill Smith ✞ (@Harrison_of_TX) September 25, 2020

calzino, Monday, 12 October 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link

He was 23!

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 15 October 2020 06:51 (three years ago) link

damn didn't know he started that long ago

I will keep posting this until the world recognizes the only good thing I ever did in my life

https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/93bb

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 October 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link

lol

Man, I'm so glad this sack of shit has been so thoroughly marginalized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYqnCXzJxJE

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 October 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link

We would have literally been in high school at the same time and he looks uncannily like my dad did in 1997

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 15 October 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link

(Who would’ve been like 48)

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 15 October 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link

He was featured in Jon Ronson's Adventures With Extremists in 2001. By then he was an established nutjob, but was unattached to right wing politics per se, and more focused on the ruling class at large. When I started seeing more of his antics surface the last few years, I kept thinking "This dude is now mainstreamish? And a right wing shill to boot? Whoa didn't see that coming"

octobeard, Thursday, 15 October 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

Also recently watched his bit in Waking Life not knowing it was him for certain but it certainly reminded me of him... and made me feel uncomfortable

octobeard, Thursday, 15 October 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

yeah its weird to see that public access clip or that bit in waking life and remember a time when 'black helicopter conspiracy theorist' types seemed apolitical. Like obviously its a right wing ideology at its core, but seeing Jones in Waking Life back whenever that was I'd never expect that guy would someday be a passionate supporter of a sitting president

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 15 October 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

yeah it was more fun when he wasn't a shill, just a weirdo. I used to find him quite funny but I can't watch him anymore without being annoyed

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 15 October 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link

i know i'm only the about 10 millionth person to observe this but yeah its just wild to imagine a time when you would encounter a guy like that and your reaction would be "what an amusing kook LOL, i bet he's got a million books about JFK and UFOs" as opposed to "theres a racist maniac who might shoot us all"

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 15 October 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

For me it's also the difference where 20 years ago, he would just be the guy propping up the counter at his local watering hole that the other regulars wish would shut the fuck up, instead he's got a rabid following of thousands of morons.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 15 October 2020 20:50 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

The Texas Supreme Court has denied Alex Jones all forms of relief: Sandy Hook families and others can now sue Jones and InfoWars into the ground. https://t.co/aNTYRYIakb

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 23, 2021

... (Eazy), Saturday, 23 January 2021 14:31 (three years ago) link

Oh noes.

pomenitul, Saturday, 23 January 2021 14:35 (three years ago) link

This is one of those guys (like Rush, like Beck, like Bannon) that is always being sued, always being blocked, always on the verge of prison or death (both literal and metaphoric), yet never seems to go away.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 14:42 (three years ago) link

You missed Trump from that list.

Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 January 2021 14:52 (three years ago) link

Yeah, fair enough. Trump's been an asshole as long as I can remember.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 14:57 (three years ago) link

still one form of relief left for this guy

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Saturday, 23 January 2021 15:16 (three years ago) link

Hand?

Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 January 2021 15:36 (three years ago) link

 (like Rush, like Beck, like BannonHanson) 

peace, man, Saturday, 23 January 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link

hopefully this is like a reverse-Gawker, with every victim suing Jones/Infowars until he's ass the fuck out

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 January 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link

eight months pass...

Default judgment, will be liable to pay lots of $$$ to sandy hook families: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/oct/01/alex-jones-infowars-sandy-hook-liable-lawsuits-damages

it is a trip to read the early years of this thread

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 1 October 2021 17:02 (two years ago) link

alex jones all jokes aside i need to know what your skin regimen is so i can do something else pic.twitter.com/J8tRLyPWnT

— eve6 eats good (@Eve6) October 1, 2021

frogbs, Friday, 1 October 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link

You know whenever he puts out a new "documentary" the Alamo Drafthouse hosts a big screening with a Q&A and shit and I went last year assuming it'd be all catcalls and lolz and I wanted to fuck with the dude but it was 90% dead serious Ron Paul motherfuckers who took dude as gospel with shirts that said shit like BURN DOWN BOHEMIAN GROVE

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, January 27, 2009

hoos had an opportunity to change history for the better :(

typo hell #7: 3-5 of those thinking of want to say (Karl Malone), Friday, 1 October 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link


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