Alex Jones

In 1968 it was endemic I suppose.

Or is that 1978? Ach well.

Alex Jones is basically a sentient big toe

sentient

Generous.

big toes are crucial for balance, surely we can associate him with a less important appendage

if you live in Austin and Alex Jones turns up everyone knows to not engage with him unless you want to get coated in spittle and supplement dust

Yes, I got the impression that these folks had seen all this before - on numerous occasions.

Never too young to catch the boomer brain worms

Yes, I got the impression that these folks had seen all this before - on numerous occasions.

Well, yeah, on their YouTube sidebars.

There's a longer version of the clip where he says he's been coming there since he was a kid, so guess they already got used to this behaviour

they should have given him an extreme wedgie

Extreme Wedgie would be a good name for a new Alex Jones infotainment program if he ever becomes unbanned from every outlet on earth.

WHAT'S UP MY CRACK TONIGHT, LET ME SHOUT IT AT YOUR FACE

he's been around in Austin for 20 years, everyone knows he likes to show up places and start ranting, the teens are bored because it's boring. he was probably there for half an hour practicing before he started filming it.

He's never not in rant mode

My question for people from Texas is: are there any other guys who act like this?

loud entitled white guys? yes. the real ones are more dangerous than Alex Jones because they are looking to start an actual fistfight

was trying to find the little video where a guy says "documents" to him knowing he loves that word and he said back "DOCUMENTS!" but he's associated with the word too often, so i can't think of a way to google

Amazed that he hasn't been tased and/or shot yet.

... by himself.

Amazed that he hasn't been tased and/or shot yet.

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain)

it's almost as if the people most likely to tase and/or shoot people are more accepting, even embracing, of his particular brand of hatred

My question for people from Texas is: are there any other guys who act like this?

Watch the movie Slacker and report back to me

I haven't seen it in years but isn't he sort of an anomaly among those characters?

It would be cool to have a Truman Show style project where Alex is sent to an artificial town where straight, white middle-aged guys are systematically oppressed, and he just has to live there forever, I know at best he would be in jail within a week, still would be fun to watch.

I haven't seen it in years but isn't he sort of an anomaly among those characters?

― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, August 12, 2020 3:19 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

theres multiple cranks in the movie

Also, to my surprise, I don't think he's actually in Slacker. He would've only been 16 when it came out. It's probably ground zero for his shtick though.

Not slacker—Waking Life, right?

Definitely in both Waking Life and A Scanner Darkly

he's in waking life and a scanner darkly, not in slacker

Ugh, he's in A Scanner Darkly, too? His presence is the number one reason I haven't rewatched Waking Life in over a decade.

I've watched A Scanner Darkly at least five or six times and don't remember him, think he might just be a maniac ranting on tv or in the street as they pass by, which would be the ideal casting.

he's ranting in a parking lot with a megaphone and gets tased lol

can't be a real dystopia if they're tasering him

when I got my bathroom redone the the tile guy was an old school Austin guy, amiable and free with insane anecdotes about 70s Austin and how the elite had interbred with the Nephilim and added fluoride to the water to keep their local illegitimate children depowered

wild conspiracy theories are the lingua franca of the true Austinite

every smoke break he took was like an entire Slacker sequel

Alex Jones is begging the left to stop putting snot and boogers in his food and to stop wiping their asses with the food he eats. pic.twitter.com/G9QI9GDma4

— Timothy Johnson (@timothywjohnson) October 5, 2020

they're trying to save your life dummy

"..deplatform you off the internet..."

I get so sick of this BS. Follow the service terms, you assholer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQ1g3MEddA&feature=youtu.be&t=2341

"I am once again asking..."

Alex Jones is begging the left to stop putting snot and boogers in his food and to stop wiping their asses with the food he eats.

'I CAN DO IT MYSELF, LIBRULS! GAW!'

in every liberal there's a slim shady lurking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EKuIus-oE

Missed this one before

Jones is by far the best and most entertaining right wing media fuckhead

Violent diarrhea is by far the best and most entertaining means by which the human body eliminates waste

did youse see the one where he is destroying a drone with a samurai sword, shouting die robot communists! or something similar. lol that was quite funny

Alex Jones destroys Drone to protect humanity

"WE'LL DEFEAT YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMNED ROBOTS." pic.twitter.com/i5uQcLRWa1

— Harrison Hill Smith ✞ (@Harrison_of_TX) September 25, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbRJt6iKCc8

He was 23!