He's going to snap back into mid-concussion from losing a high school fist fight like at the end of Jacob's Ladder
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
his wife just wanted to go to the park by herslef, cant imagine why
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link
Is it a popular suicide spot, I wonder
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
Wait... his wife? Did he get married again? Who the fuck looks at Alex Jones in 2019 or 2020 and says, yep, I want more of that in my life.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link
The kids have the perfect response: don't get angry or confront him, just act bored and treat him as a loon.
Yeah, that was a masterclass in dealing with boomer trolls.
― stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
his wife is the blonde standing there at the end of the video, I think. he's trying to get on the Greenbelt which is in theory reservation-only right now but... he could have just walked right past them and said nothing at all and nobody would have stopped him. they should sic him on the River Place Nature Trail though, I'd watch that.
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link
xxpost Grimace fetishists are a thing
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link
Honorary boomer troll perhaps, if he's 46! xxp
― kvetches of spain (Noel Emits), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
I gathered, I was just shocked someone was willing to marry him after the very, very public divorce and associated revelations.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
You can be a boomer at 30, depending.
― stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link
In 1968 it was endemic I suppose.
― kvetches of spain (Noel Emits), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
Or is that 1978? Ach well.
― kvetches of spain (Noel Emits), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link
Alex Jones is basically a sentient big toe
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:26 (three years ago) link
sentient
Generous.
― stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link
big toes are crucial for balance, surely we can associate him with a less important appendage
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
if you live in Austin and Alex Jones turns up everyone knows to not engage with him unless you want to get coated in spittle and supplement dust
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
Yes, I got the impression that these folks had seen all this before - on numerous occasions.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link
Never too young to catch the boomer brain worms
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link
Well, yeah, on their YouTube sidebars.
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link
There's a longer version of the clip where he says he's been coming there since he was a kid, so guess they already got used to this behaviour
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link
they should have given him an extreme wedgie
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link
Extreme Wedgie would be a good name for a new Alex Jones infotainment program if he ever becomes unbanned from every outlet on earth.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link
WHAT'S UP MY CRACK TONIGHT, LET ME SHOUT IT AT YOUR FACE
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
he's been around in Austin for 20 years, everyone knows he likes to show up places and start ranting, the teens are bored because it's boring. he was probably there for half an hour practicing before he started filming it.
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link
He's never not in rant mode
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
My question for people from Texas is: are there any other guys who act like this?
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link
loud entitled white guys? yes. the real ones are more dangerous than Alex Jones because they are looking to start an actual fistfight
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link
was trying to find the little video where a guy says "documents" to him knowing he loves that word and he said back "DOCUMENTS!" but he's associated with the word too often, so i can't think of a way to google
― contorted filbert (harbl), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link
Amazed that he hasn't been tased and/or shot yet.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
... by himself.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain)
it's almost as if the people most likely to tase and/or shoot people are more accepting, even embracing, of his particular brand of hatred
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link
Watch the movie Slacker and report back to me
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
I haven't seen it in years but isn't he sort of an anomaly among those characters?
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
It would be cool to have a Truman Show style project where Alex is sent to an artificial town where straight, white middle-aged guys are systematically oppressed, and he just has to live there forever, I know at best he would be in jail within a week, still would be fun to watch.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, August 12, 2020 3:19 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
theres multiple cranks in the movie
― Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
Also, to my surprise, I don't think he's actually in Slacker. He would've only been 16 when it came out. It's probably ground zero for his shtick though.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
Not slacker—Waking Life, right?
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link
Definitely in both Waking Life and A Scanner Darkly
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link
he's in waking life and a scanner darkly, not in slacker
― Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link
Ugh, he's in A Scanner Darkly, too? His presence is the number one reason I haven't rewatched Waking Life in over a decade.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
I've watched A Scanner Darkly at least five or six times and don't remember him, think he might just be a maniac ranting on tv or in the street as they pass by, which would be the ideal casting.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
he's ranting in a parking lot with a megaphone and gets tased lol
― Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link
can't be a real dystopia if they're tasering him
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link
when I got my bathroom redone the the tile guy was an old school Austin guy, amiable and free with insane anecdotes about 70s Austin and how the elite had interbred with the Nephilim and added fluoride to the water to keep their local illegitimate children depowered
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link
wild conspiracy theories are the lingua franca of the true Austinite
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link
every smoke break he took was like an entire Slacker sequel
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
Alex Jones is begging the left to stop putting snot and boogers in his food and to stop wiping their asses with the food he eats. pic.twitter.com/G9QI9GDma4— Timothy Johnson (@timothywjohnson) October 5, 2020
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link
they're trying to save your life dummy
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link
"..deplatform you off the internet..."
I get so sick of this BS. Follow the service terms, you assholer.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 5 October 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQ1g3MEddA&feature=youtu.be&t=2341
― conrad, Monday, 5 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link