It was "fun" while it lasted - Europa League 2019-20

Definitely just sucking it up now

I'd've subbed Saiss instead and dropped Donk to centre half but that was coming

4-0 Shakhtar. The semi vs Inter should be a blast.

O no.

Welp

The rare player taken out after the shot penalty

Bruno is stupidly good from the spot though

He’s the only person who should be allowed to do the silly run-up.

Bizarre from Williams there

anything Sevilla can do

that skill from pogba at the end there

Rashford has largely been terrible post-lockdown

It's killing us

ref is a cunt

Dreadful defending from United

Lindelof just like "nah"

Ole is such a chickenshit. Should have brought Ighalo on for Rashford at half-time - gives him three minutes of injury time

Hope we're making some signings!

Pyatov’s kicking is terrible.

Inter look very comfortable.

5-0 Inter. Shakhtar have been shocking.

managed to miss this from conte earlier in the season

Antonio Conte, sharing with L’Equipe the advice that he gives his players about how to approach their sex lives. “In periods of competition, it should not last long: you need to put in the minimum effort possible, so it’s best if their partner is on top. It’s preferable to do it with your own wife, that way you are not obliged to put in an exceptional performance.”

^ thread title still on point

How is Diego Carlos still playing? Three penalties in three consecutive matches and should have been off.

All unbelievably stupid.

This is great. 2-1 Sevilla, Conte has a yellow card, everyone’s trying to get everyone else sent off.

2-2!

Fair play to Lukakau. He doesn't usually score when the chips are down

Darude’s going to get some decent royalties from Spurs tonight but I don’t think any of the goals will match this one.

Rijeka's goal at Copenhagen tonight is the new best goal of all time. More enjoyable every time you watch it. (📷 via @CRO_Scout)pic.twitter.com/IPt1dFM6On

— Colin Millar (@Millar_Colin) October 1, 2020

lmao

haha

Lovely worked goal from Spurs there

Bale and Doherty seem to be on roughly the same wavelength, which is promising.

Nobody on the same wavelength so far tonight.

That goal was some dire defending, no-one even close

Celtic somehow beating an on-form Lille 2-0 away from home despite being chronic generally and historically shit away from home in Europe

lol four subs at half time.

And yet Winks still on the pitch.

Celtic somehow beating an on-form Lille 2-0 away from home despite being chronic generally and historically shit away from home in Europe

The one time I decide not to watch them.

lol four subs at half time.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:59 (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I remember Mourinho doing a triple substitution at half time for Chelsea in the FA Cup. Ended with men and Lampard in goal iirc

9 men even

All five on with half an hour to go so maybe Kane will get a go in goal again.

of course it's now 2-2 in the Celtic game

That's because I started watching.

Also because Ntcham is playing and doing his usual strolling about the pitch trying to avoid the ball.

The five subs have yielded no shots on target.

my WhatsApp chat with my 2 pals about Celtic

[12:09 PM, 2020-11-05] Jonny: No less than 3 points acceptable.
[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Jonny: Fuck me
[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Anthony: Fuck me man
[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Anthony: Shite
[12:32 PM, 2020-11-05] Jim: mon tae fuck

Lennon might not last the season at this rate.

Correction, the week.

apparently this was a weakened Sparta team? michty me. id be taking the pitchfork to janefield street the now if I weren't on the wrong landmass

Harry Winks with a (probably accidental) golazo.

GOAL! HARRY WINKS OH MY GOD 🤯🤯🤯 #THFC #COYS pic.twitter.com/4MyUcPNnXy

— The Spurs Web ⚪️ (@thespursweb) November 26, 2020

tsk, disrespectful

yeah that's an overhit cross