no return of the mac(k)
― Joey Corona (Euler), Saturday, 8 August 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
big 10 cancels season
― mookieproof, Monday, 10 August 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
holy shit
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 August 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link
trump's fucked
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 August 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
the ACC is saying they'll go ahead no matter what
― mozzy star (voodoo chili), Monday, 10 August 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
pac 12 is canceling, big 12 is on the fence
at least we still have idaho high school football
I told my wife as fall prepares to start “if I die of COVID (and I doubt I will) at least my sons will know I stood up for doing what is right and going to work & educating and molding young people rather than hiding” she responded “agreed “ ❗️❗️💪💪💪— Coach Hargitt (@coachhargitt) August 10, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 10 August 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
sad about my problematic fave getting canceled :(
BREAKING: The Big Ten presidents have voted to postpone the 2020 college football season with hopes of playing in the spring, per sources.— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) August 11, 2020
― mozzy star (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link
more like the small zero
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link
smoll
― it's a spicy dinner we're having (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link
sm0ll
if this swings Michigan and Wisconsin for Biden then it'll be the best thing the Big Ten has produced since Charles Woodson.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link
what a win for the democrats(?)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfJo3OrXgAIICG2?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link
college football coaches are the worst people in america (#34985859340293849494 in a series)
Lou Holtz tells Fox News that college football needs to play amid coronavirus pandemic this fall: "Let's move on with our life! When they stormed Normandy, they knew there were going to be casualties -- there were going to be risks." pic.twitter.com/zZZ5qrFRFb— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) August 11, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link
tbf this is the kind of shit that got him fired.
― it's a spicy dinner we're having (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
There's going to be a lot of unmolded young men out there!
― brownie, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
lou is freaking deranged lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link
Georgia State QB announces he has a heart condition from COVID 19 and won’t play this year https://t.co/aH4CawZdsi— trey wingo (@wingoz) August 20, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link
BREAKING: #PennState's director of athletic medicine, Wayne Sebastianelli, says that cardiac MRI scans revealed that roughly 30-35 percent of Big Ten athletes who tested positive for COVID-19 appeared to have myocarditis. https://t.co/md4p1IoaLh— Parth Upadhyaya (@pupadhyaya_) September 3, 2020
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
oh
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiDe5zeXkAQPJ01?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link
cool they can also check for CTE posthumously, this sounds super humane
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link
Guys. GUYS. I found the Michael Scott of college football. pic.twitter.com/NdEvpYFlkg— Laura Albanese (@AlbaneseLaura) September 16, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link
i don't *really* care about college football, but i definitely appreciate Oklahoma and LSU being beaten at home
― mookieproof, Sunday, 27 September 2020 07:38 (three years ago) link
hate this guy
Clemson coach Dabo Swinney: 'On board' with Black Lives Matter messages, but not politics
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link
^ A man torn between his need to recruit Black players and his need to soothe the multi-millionaire alumni who bankroll his program.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
"i mean i'm okay with black people scoring touchdowns, that's gotta count for something"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:43 (three years ago) link
xp apparently this all started because a 'law enforcement officer' called into dabo's radio show and asked him if he supported 'these people'
anyway he's old school, grew up in alabama, can't be expected to let the coloreds mess up the uniforms or make money or be 'political'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:16 (three years ago) link
totally understandable racist behavior, who could blame him except everyone
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link
SABAN HAS THE RONA
― covidiot wind, blowin every time you lift your mask (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link
:-0
― a certain derecho (brownie), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
hope he's ok, but the SEC's covid attitude has been sickening, and the league deserves a dose of reality
― covidiot wind, blowin every time you lift your mask (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link
LSU/Florida has been postponed until Dec. 12
― Brad C., Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link
hopefully Alabama's AD recruited another, younger 5-star coach that is ready to take saban's place, and saban will never get another opportunity as he watches his dream slip away, hobbled on the sideline.
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
cold but fair
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
UK won at Tennessee for the first time since like 1986 and biggest win by points since like 1932 today.
Kentucky has some more O-linemen that will be playing in the NFL soon.
Alabama will definitely not let Saban transfer without setting out a year.
― earlnash, Saturday, 17 October 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
Saban's test was apparently a false positive. He's had three negative tests since and we be on the sideline tonight. Cool.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 17 October 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link
He released a statement, "Don't be afraid of covid."
― seven day permanence (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 17 October 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link
everyone who goes into remission should blab to the world “don’t be afraid of cancer!”
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 October 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
aaaaand trevor lawrence has covid
― glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Friday, 30 October 2020 01:03 (three years ago) link
btw wtf nebraska
'we're not allowed to catch covid from wisconsin, so please let us catch it from chattanooga'
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 October 2020 01:55 (three years ago) link
Indiana whupped the Wolverines today. Michigan looked slow. Harbaugh might be joining you know who in looking for a new job in January.
Good day all around.
― earlnash, Sunday, 8 November 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link
Indiana's Michael Penix Jr. should start getting some talk as a big QB to watch and like many lefty QBs he's kind of fun to watch. Big thing with him is just not getting hurt again.
― earlnash, Sunday, 8 November 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link
https://wgntv.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2020/11/GettyImages-1284436894.jpg?w=1280&h=720&crop=1
― earlnash, Sunday, 8 November 2020 02:01 (three years ago) link
they shouldn't be playing, but at least it's resulted in michigan and penn state getting fucking smoked
― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 November 2020 03:22 (three years ago) link
They got Michigan State now too...knock wood they can complete the set by beating the Buckeyes next week.
It would figure that IU would have their season of the century in the middle of a plague.
― earlnash, Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link
Just the usual, OSU's d-line and o-line are just ridiculously good. They got backups better than some of IU's starters and they crush them with depth.
That said, IU's got some d-backs that are going to play in the pros. They got some linebackers with speed too. IU's speed in the back really held up pretty good and made some plays against Fields.
IU could not run AT ALL against Ohio State on offense.
Made it game and covered the spread.
― earlnash, Saturday, 21 November 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
IU being good is fun. Wish they could have pulled off the comeback.
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 November 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link
Penix Jr. should be getting some press. Lefty QBs that like to throw deep are always fun. I don't know how to read QBs to see if they are doing things right or not, so I am curious to hear one of those former NFL backup QBs tear apart his mechanics on TV or radio.
― earlnash, Sunday, 22 November 2020 04:48 (three years ago) link
Dude threw for 491 and 5 Tds with only 1 pick in the Big House against the Buckeyes. That's a heck of a day.
IU can't let down against Maryland next week looking ahead to Wisconsin, plague notwithstanding. Weird times...
― earlnash, Sunday, 22 November 2020 04:52 (three years ago) link
lol fuck michigan
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 November 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link
Sports books made some $$$$$…
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 01:46 (four months ago) link
not too sure about that play call
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 01:48 (four months ago) link
Michigan made some mistakes and survived.
Heck of a game, looking forward to ruining into Feinbaum tomorrow. I’m sure this was a conspiracy.
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 01:54 (four months ago) link
Alabama on 4th and goal in OT pic.twitter.com/biJPW20L2k— Sully Engels (@sullyengels) January 2, 2024
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 02:00 (four months ago) link
just take a knee
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 05:47 (four months ago) link
Was just thinking about how cool it would be if the College Football Playoff didn't exist and the conferences were still intact and Washington and Michigan were facing off in the motherfucking Rose Bowl.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 19:10 (four months ago) link
i was at the game yesterday and yeah, that is the best place in the world to watch a football game. immaculate vibes. everyone talks about the mountains but the trees add a lot, especially when the sun goes down
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 19:11 (four months ago) link
The call on third down was baffling.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 19:18 (four months ago) link
I've only been to a music festival on the nearby golf course. It's a great spot. Congrats to Michigan fans! Both lines looked really good. Hopefully the 'ship is as thrilling as yesterday's games.
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 19:21 (four months ago) link
if washington had lost because their guy got hurt and stopped the clock . . . that would have been really something
in any case, i'm not sure their defense will be up to the task next week
btw that enormous jadevon clowney hit (against michigan!) was ten years ago yesterday; time really flies
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 22:51 (four months ago) link
My sister is a UW grad, which is my only, rather tenuous connection to any of the four schools in the playoff. So, I'll pull for them for that reason, also because I'd like to see a west coast team win, and Michigan fans, while maybe not as obnoxious as THE Ohio State fans, are pretty damn close. Their defense will have their hands full, for sure, although they did an adequate job last night.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 22:56 (four months ago) link
the broad strokes of this match up -- line domination vs electric skill talent -- usually ends up going in one direction, tho texas' DL is great and washington was generally able to handle them esp at the OT spots. the kinda moves penix was making in the pocket last night to avoid free rushers up the middle are prob not sustainable, michigan is gonna get sacks. can washington offset that w/ big plays? it's possible but it's a tough place to be
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 22:57 (four months ago) link
michigan is going to try to win with long drives, shortening the game so each time they stop the penix offense will be more meaningful. tho washington has the 121 ranked pass defense - maybe finally michigan will air it out?
i doubt it, but we will see. gonna be a fun game.
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 01:22 (four months ago) link
the stats really don't favor UW. But it must look a little bit like the TCU matchup? UM, like every college team, can always beat themselves. Penix tends to show up in the big games.
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 01:25 (four months ago) link
yeah i hope that the more normal preparation time will help michigan focus up and avoid their usual bowl game mistakes. they made a lot of them yesterday and still pulled it out, they probably can't do that twice.
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 01:30 (four months ago) link
I am all in favor of Michigan making their usual bowl game mistakes.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 01:38 (four months ago) link
voodoo are you going?
my personal math: normally root against any of the top big ten schools. but also washington declined my (admittedly utterly half-assed) application to grad school 30 years ago. i've kinda extra hated michigan since the fab five. but also i know people in ann arbor and it's nice. so mostly it comes down to how much i fucking loathe jim harbaugh (and also the wolverines' whole us-against-the-world schtick whenever harbaugh has to sit in the booth or whatever). will he go lay flowers on bo schembechler's grave this week? ffs
i think they'll probably win tho, and anyway seeing the SEC shut down is not without its merits
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 January 2024 03:08 (four months ago) link
i went yesterday! logistically i had to choose between the rose bowl and the possible championship, and i always wanted to go to the rose bowl
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 04:13 (four months ago) link
Now for a less fun nugget for UW fans: The Huskies currently rank 44th in defensive SP+. The last national champion to rank outside the top 30 on D? Oklahoma. In *1950*.The worst title defense since then: 2010 Auburn was 27th. And it took CAM NEWTON to overcome that.— Bill Connelly (@ESPN_BillC) January 4, 2024
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:03 (four months ago) link
the stats suggest it's a long shot. However, stats suggested Oregon was a long shot.
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:19 (four months ago) link
washington also has 3 legit NFL WRs and uses them heavily, which is not the case for most underdogs. so you can at least envision how washington *could* win. i've also heard that their OL is actually pretty legit. but none of that explains how washington's defense keeps its head above water
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:24 (four months ago) link
The OL seems to be good at pass pro. Alabama OL was supposed to be good too, however.
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:32 (four months ago) link
I’d say Washington’s path to victory is probably no different than TCU last year- Michigan makes a boodle of mistakes and QB/team has game of their lives.
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 5 January 2024 05:00 (four months ago) link
washington settling for a FG from inside the 10 on its first drive feels like a death knell to me
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 01:19 (four months ago) link
^^^
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 01:20 (four months ago) link
welp
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 01:40 (four months ago) link
i thought harbaugh let washington hang around a bit when michigan should have been ending it...
mccarthy has looked shaky to put it mildly
but still every drive feels like an uphill climb for washington
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 02:40 (four months ago) link
would imagine the number of chances washington has to flip this game are dwindling…
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:11 (four months ago) link
well that woulda possibly done it but noooo
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:41 (four months ago) link
hard to swallow that holding call when every completion replay features a Michigan OL with a handful of jersey
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:44 (four months ago) link
Penix and WRs just didn't do it tonight, though
Washington's punter and right tackle are awful
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:56 (four months ago) link
Can't handle JJ's Gino Torretta smiles
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:57 (four months ago) link
we'll find out how they cheated soon enough
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 04:11 (four months ago) link
Jim thinks of himself as a storyteller, really
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 04:12 (four months ago) link
voodoo <3
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 04:23 (four months ago) link
this is pretty great, not gonna lie
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 15:20 (four months ago) link
With a hard work ethic Inshallah the U of M will return to its glory days.— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (@Ahmadinejad1956) October 16, 2018
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 19:08 (four months ago) link
imo Michigan has no chance in the next game against "Mr. Dream"
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 19:27 (four months ago) link
Nick Saban is retiring, according to ESPN
― Brad C., Wednesday, 10 January 2024 23:33 (four months ago) link
Definite changing of the guard with Carroll stepping down and more than likely Bill B. Leaving at NE.
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 23:39 (four months ago) link
not sure carroll 'stepped down' so much as he was pushed
anyway good for saban getting out at 72; perhaps he should run for president as the youthful option
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 January 2024 00:26 (four months ago) link
Tommy Rees was a plant, sent to annoy Saban into retirement.
― the loan of Kerr's big ass (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 January 2024 04:05 (four months ago) link
just learned that sports illustrated's 2023 sportsperson of the year was . . . deion sanders, coach of a college football team that finished 4-8 overall and last in the pac-12 at 1-8
a publication/brand that deserves to die, because wtaf
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 February 2024 03:23 (three months ago) link
the selection was made by AI
― symsymsym, Friday, 2 February 2024 07:01 (three months ago) link