Worst TV adverts of the moment

You can shove "Come Together" up your arse

Cunt who voices the Weetabix advert better hope we're never introduced

(that's Nick Frost, Mike from Spaced)

Excellent, yet another reason to despise him

I didn't realise that was actually Danny Dyer's daughter in that Surf advert.

Any of several ads in which adults with camera phones behave like giddy toddlers because they're allowed to eat fast food again

Hey Google? Play my whales mating playlist.

Brb, have to withdraw all my money from Lloyd's bank.

"My favourite is the cottage pie. No; the lasagne."

In the spirit of responsible posting I'm not going to describe the violence I've fantasised about inflicting on the new Asda advert man

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you wait ages for an advert for underwear made from bamboo and then two come along at once.

the 'isn't it good to share' mobile phone advert is misleading, i think - in all the examples you see the thing (pizza, bicycle, sandwiches...) being shared grows in size before the sharing, which isn't the case with your data.

gee willikins the current Sainsbury's advert is bad bad bad

These Nationwide "poets" aren't even trying any more are they?

"I am not a poet
Living is the poem..."

I should probably stop watching re-runs of Star Trek TNG on the Horror Channel, but for inexplicable algorithmic reasons during the breaks they show a Barbie ad, which is truly stroke-inducing in its twee awfulness

the girl imagining she's giving a lecture? horrible

that's the one!

The guy in the latest nationwide ad had managed to achieve the most hateable hair and beard combination I've ever seen, I can't even look at him

I agree, but I am ashamed to admit that his joke is... almost funny?

I'm sorry but I can't get past his head

it's not a joke, it's a poem

apparently

apparently poems are just saying stuff now

I went for a big shit this morning
It's great having a house with a bog
Cheers Nationwide

that particular one doesn't make me want to permanently deafen myself like all the others, so that's something

wait, the hateable yoga ad or the equally hateable bedroom door ad?

The one with a man who's head would look the same if it was put on upside down

The worst recent poem is the woman given a cake in the coffee shop.

still feel like Jonny Fluffypunk takes the cake for being called Jonny Fluffypunk

cake one very bad but brother coming in my bedroom one even worse for just saying stuff

Poll?

remember when all the adverts were fake zoom calls with the asian one forgetting to unmute and the obligatory pet interruption at the end? seems like a million years ago.

the meta go-compare ads need to stop.

has anybody noticed on the current Vanish carpet cleaner ads that the voiceover dude says "revive carpets" in this really weird aggro way?

Not everybody likes Christmas Lisa

Depends what she bring to da partie

the one with a lot of presumably newly-wiped arses walking away is a bit odd.

"odd" is one word, "absolutely rank and i'd like to murder everybody responsible" is some more words

ah, perfume advert season, time for random music choices. "Cheree" - beautiful, perfect. "Where Is My Mind?" - still really love you despite being a lazy cunt's cliche. The "She Done a Bad Bad Thing" song - get tae fuck with your white twat blues bollocks I used to think you was the worst thing ever recorded. Until: are they called Dead Weather? I dunno. That Jack White thing with the cunt out of Deadpool or whatever. I hope everybody in the vicinity of wherever that shit was recorded dies and goes to hell.

haven't seen that one but the Bad Bad Thing one is fucking awful yes

I thought the song in the perfume ad with Marion Cottilard was a spoof at first but there has never been a medium with less sense of dramatic irony than perfume advertising and this was just another example

It's amazing how up themselves perfume adverts are, but that's totally the point of them

I guess that's what it takes to flog tiny bottles of flowery smelling liquid for 70 quid

Well you don't want to wear it ironically

the JP Gautier one where - gasp!!! - there's a scandal because a supermodel isn't wearing trousers at least doesn't take itself as seriously as the rest of them

I love JPG so he's allowed

My theory is that the things with the highest profit margins are the things you see most adverts for, so cars and perfume, lots of disposable money to spend on TV exposure.

(Falls down a bit when you consider all the over 50s life insurance adverts, shampoo, and cheapo supermarkets. Or does it?)

Not at all

they're also those products with least to actually differentiate themselves from one another and most invested in "the brand", hence an arms race in advertising to try to carve out a market share

co-op and now centrepoint have also started doing the poems in adverts thing. it's a plague.

that dancing on the moon thing and the mad max one are good examples of lots of money being thrown at perfume ads.

the snoop dogg just eat ad is better than it sounds on paper.

They are now making the ads in Snoop's absence

always the way. iggy pop got replaced by a puppet of iggy pop.