thraed of MEGAN THEE STALLION

The video is the edited version right? the entire time I'm like uh.. WAP means something I'm not hearing at the moment

yup

pretty sure that is Wireless Application Protocol

i was hoping a much-hyped collaboration between meg and cardi would be better, honestly. but some seem to be genuinely thrilled by it on some level, so perhaps i'm just missing something. (is this the essence of Getting Old?)

if big stars like cardi wanna do raunch, they should at least put in the effort to make the song as good as trina's "look back at me"

the strain in the pfrok review to make this seem a Serious Woke Thing is kinda funny

Here's a question for audio/recording nerds: What is the term for the that static-y crackling sound that can be heard in the video edit of the song, every time they try to edit out the word "Whores" from "There's some whores in this house"? Like it's not the same thing as "clipping", which I believe is the refers audio being mixed to high. This is what happens when you're trying to splice a loop together and you don't quite match the curves. Anyways, it's distracting once I noticed it, but I guess this is what I get for listening to a version of a song that tries to make "Wet and Gushy" a thing.

pic.twitter.com/YyAKkQIegR

— Stangela Lansbury (@speeeena) August 8, 2020

Can a millennial fill me in on this whole “spit in my mouth” business?

open wide first

https://i.imgur.com/rymMXeF.png

sad to see cardi sell out to big loogie

LOL conservatives are seriously trying to get this song banned. That hasn’t happened since... The Chronic? Death Certificate?

afaik possibly not since "Cop Killer" unless you count all the songs pulled from radio following 9/11

they still bleep blow up like the world trade on Juicy

lol, Viola coming through

💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿 #HowToGetAwayWithWAP pic.twitter.com/Aq9aunZUlq

— Viola Davis (@violadavis) August 10, 2020

sad to see cardi sell out to big loogie

― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Sunday, August 9, 2020 10:15 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

dying

i'm not grossed out by how dirty the song is i'm creeped out by the vaporwave body horror vibes of the video. i like the song though.

i feel like the conservative reaction is probably just because they can't go out on the weekend to some suburban bar hooters-y hell-hole and party to it

Frank Ski and T McLaren post-WAP interview
https://www.vulture.com/2020/08/wap-whores-in-this-house-sample-explained.html

ah, hit "submit" before i could note that it's from some dude

if you see him, point him out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu4iYTrJbwk

wow I had no idea about the Newcleus connection!

i'm disturbed to learn that ben shapiro felt his thoughts on this song should be known

Uh this song sucks. I’ll stick with Fannypack and Avenue D thank you very much.

well shit, if snrub doesnt like "wet ass pussy"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry3RphwdHqs

Lol dudes will scream “slob on my knob” word for word and crying abt WAP 😂 bye lil boy

— HOT GIRL MEG (@theestallion) August 11, 2020

i am crying, but tears of joy and horniness

meg otm abt wap btw

The funniest of Cardi's many funny WAP tweets.

Me and Megan would like to give a public apology to all ass eaters.We didn’t want to offend any ass eaters around the world specially offending ya by callin ya a derogatory word such as “ bottom feeder”.This have tough us a lesson and we will never do it again. pic.twitter.com/xX6Nfhwgo3

— iamcardib (@iamcardib) August 9, 2020

lol

hahaha

i finally watched this video and I wish it was a better song

As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 10, 2020

Also, is that an allusion to the Meat Puppets?

the work it took was fun

https://www.vulture.com/2020/08/we-asked-a-gyno-about-wap.html

The problem with what (Shapiro’s) saying is that there’s a difference between someone saying, “I have an abnormal discharge, I have a huge volume of moisture all the time.” These women are saying they’re sexually aroused! So they get very wet. That’s normal. That’s the flaw in his reasoning. To be wet when you’re aroused is normal.

Sex: literally icky according to Little Ben.

Lmaaaooooo

Who knew that human wank stain Ben Shapiro would be the inspiration for my art one day but 2020 keeps serving up surprises doesn’t it #WAP #procreateart pic.twitter.com/B8TPGvrPOg

— Daisy Harding (@HaisyDarding) August 12, 2020

video is like a happy black lodge? im scarred from the joe biden/liz warren filtering deepfake versions of the vid ... but we have to admit that megan has a knack for culture conquering memes two summers in a row

What if #WAP by @iamcardib and @theestallion was done by an #80s R&B artist? pic.twitter.com/3x8o38eWLh

— Jay Diggs (@jaydiggsmusic) August 31, 2020

https://i.redd.it/hh80y58w64n01.jpg

omg

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/megan-thee-stallion-lil-uzi-vert-and-the-emptiness-of-the-live-virtual-concert

would like to point out that I (and likely countless other pop music fans) had never heard of fucking ben shapiro prior to his obvious grab for attention so kudos for a well formulated asshole move

My small building had a (socially distanced, outdoor) gathering yesterday and the video's dance moves were performed in their entirety by some very talented folks. I'm fully pro-"WAP" now. (I received some instruction on how to perform said moves but there are only a couple I can manage sans months of specialized training.)

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/13/opinion/megan-thee-stallion-black-women.html

good piece

i couldn't find anything to disagree with in it

Nothing about the new album? It’s great

so good

bodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyody

"shots fired" and "freaky girls"

"body" would be great if the hook weren't quite so insistent

body
crazy
curvy
wavy
big titties
lil waist

AOTY

this album is lots of fun

this would be a perfect album if not for "don't rock me to sleep" which is NOT real hot girl shit

aka “The Rong Song”

this would be a perfect album if not for "don't rock me to sleep" which is NOT real hot girl shit

― real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Wednesday, November 25, 2020 12:18 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

its an abomination for sure but tbf nicki minaj albums are like 60% that kinda shit

I like “Don’t Rock Me to Sleep”... cool track, IMO

Album is ok to me

BODYoddyoddyoddyoddyoddyoddyoddyoddyoddyoddyoddyoddyoddyoddy

i've come around on the chorus to that one

the only thing wrong with "cry baby" is that it's too short

well here's an instant classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynkMn5Hv3Q

“Body” was playing at an outdoor gathering yesterday, and it sounded really good. (It’s been a long time since I’ve heard music just bumped loudly.)

So many bangers

is she using ghostwriters or does she just have bars for days?

it seemed like there was almost no hype going into the release, so i wasn't sure what to expect, but traumazine is quite impressive imo. i'll have to revisit good news, but my first impression is that this is quite a bit stronger. if you, like me, were slightly confused by the release of "pressurelicious" w/ future as a single, rest assured that that is easily one of the least interesting cuts (tho i wouldn't call it bad). she rly shines lyrically on several of the tracks and wow "southside royalty freestyle" is such a good posse cut. "not nice" goes hard and i feel like i'm gonna have the melody to "star" w/ lucky daye popping in and out of my head through the weekend

as for "sweetest pie", tacked on at the end like a bonus track, i still can't muster anything much more enthusiastic than 'passable', but you know what, it was a cute minor hit and i kinda enjoyed when i did hear it

it's pretty great I think - maybe less fun than previous albums/mixes (for good reasons) but probably better than any of them overall - I need to spend more time with it to be sure

Guest on npr loved songs with deep lyrics about her recent troubles; former ilxor grumbled on twitter he didn’t like production but liked lyrics . I haven’t listened yet

bumping this bc this album is great

listening to it again rn!

"Hiss" goes hard