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lol

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link

I really enjoy No-Fucks-Left Pelosi

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

she should use these lack of fucks to light a spark under jerrold nadler's overly-cautious ass

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

yeah. nadler was not a good person to be in a leadership role, ranking member of the house judiciary committee, these last 2 years.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

as predicted, it looks like neo-nazi Steve King's defeat in the primary does ensure a republican victory in IA-4:

CD4: The outlook for this race changed dramatically when long-time Rep. Steve King lost the Republican primary to Randy Feenstra. Democrat J.D. Scholten was hoping to improve on his narrow 3-point loss to the controversial incumbent two years ago, but the current poll results suggest otherwise. Feenstra has a commanding 54% to 34% lead over Scholten among registered voters, with 8% undecided. The Republican’s advantage widens among likely voters in both a high turnout scenario (55% to 34%) and in a low turnout scenario (56% to 33%).

https://www.monmouth.edu/polling-institute/reports/monmouthpoll_IA_080620/

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

I think I mentioned it in a distant thread but about 4 years ago I stayed at JD Scholten & his then-GF's home (not in Iowa), he was working as a paralegal and baseball coach, he made no mention of joining politics. Super cool dude, incredibly tall and good taste in beer.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

My wife just corrected me: it was exactly 4 years ago today, that whole weekend.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

thought you wrote "and he tasted of beer."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

Wow, I guess I should point out this was not a swinger's weekend, it was for a mutual friends' wedding.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link

I’ll trade the one seat for Steve King eating shit.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

He tasted of Schlitz, his wife's into pits.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

The Harris/Markey/Sanders $2k temporary UBI is such a beautiful fantasy to think about.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

Is the NY AG presser on anywhere?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link

BREAKING: NY AG calls to dissolve @NRA and oust Wayne LaPierre, its leader for the last 39 years. In lawsuit filed today, AG accuses LaPierre and top lieutenants of a decades-long pattern of fraud -- and of diverting millions from NRA coffers to line their own pockets.

— Carol Leonnig (@CarolLeonnig) August 6, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

culture war! culture war! culture war!

get HYPED

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

huh, hasn't started yet but embargo for leaks has ended I guess?

https://ag.ny.gov/livestream

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

NRA just announced today they'd be ploughing millions into supporting Trump in battleground states

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

check the dn

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

Ah, this must have been the root of Turmp's "Catholics love the 2nd Amendment" wordbelch yesterday

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

The chief executive of the National Rifle Association and several top lieutenants engaged in a decades-long pattern of fraud to raid the coffers of the powerful gun rights group for personal gain, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the New York attorney general, draining $64 million from the nonprofit in just three years.

it's always a strange feeling, watching powerful people go down for things that seem auxiliary to the main crime they perpetuate on a daily basis (fighting tooth and nail against any regulations against guns for decades).

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link

Crime vs "crime"

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link

Already seeing the "the Republicans are gonna turn this into culture-war victory in November" on Twitter. Personally, I don't think this is gonna be the thing that drags President 40% - President 150,000 Corpses - across the finish line, but I've been wrong before.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:15 (three years ago) link

Of course they will spin it as "see?!?!?!? they ARE coming to take your guns", but I'm cautiously hopeful that the actual issue being "widespread fraud" will tamp that down a little bit.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

haha yeah that's essentially what i just said on an NRA thread. i highly doubt it will make any kind of appreciable difference in the election but still, the timing is maybe less than ideal.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link

Trump has improved in the polls a bit in recent weeks (that should subside when he screws up whatever he screws up this week). his approval ratings outside of Rasmussen though are hot garbage. they had improved a bit towards end of last week, but the first few that came out this wee were 40 - 56, 40 - 59, et al.

pepole should be falling over themselves getting him to say something awful to use in ads right now. like have a Better Call Saul camera crew ready to edit commercials on the fly

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:23 (three years ago) link

Safari bribes lol.

pomenitul, Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link

I mean they accused of stealing their own member’s money and NOT using it to defend 2a rights! But of course they are all too used to being grifted on and openly defend it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think most NRA members are going to care about how their money was used, ultimately. It's finally truly sinking into my brain, this notion that these people don't care whether their personal interests are served so long as they're part of a group who's sticking it to the other side.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

It's finally truly sinking into my brain, this notion that these people don't care whether their personal interests are served so long as they're part of a group who's sticking it to the other side.

Life as high school football – ad infinitum, until you mercifully expire.

pomenitul, Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

Old Lunch - that's exactly what has been so disheartening about the last three years, learning that there's a not insignificant percentage of the American population for which it's not really about pushing forward their agenda, but just about making sure "the other side" feels awful and terrorized.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

Only libcucks think everyone can be a winner.

pomenitul, Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

trump has improved in the polls because he's not been in the news for a couple of weeks. he'll be in the news again.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link

Love that thing where, the moment some people stop having the direct + visceral experience of shit stench up in their face, they start thinking 'hmm, maybe shit doesn't actually stink after all!'

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

Old Lunch - that's exactly what has been so disheartening about the last three years, learning that there's a not insignificant percentage of the American population for which it's not really about pushing forward their agenda, but just about making sure "the other side" feels awful and terrorized.

Not only does the American Black experience drill this into you, but also getting bullied; sometimes the two overlap.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/06/politics/mike-dewine-coronavirus/index.html

The announcement came shortly before DeWine, a Republican, was scheduled to meet with President Donald Trump in Cleveland. He currently has no symptoms.

we seriously can't catch a break

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

Seriously, can we just have one infection announcement come out immediately after the infectee has hacked a lung into Trump's spittle-flecked face?

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

like, not just a cough, I want to see an infectee blow applesauce all over his face. let's make doubly sure we get him.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

The Star Tribune endorsed Ilhan Omar's challenger, jfc

geoffreyess, Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link

The Star Tribune endorsed Ilhan Omar's challenger, jfc

Apparently they've done this three times now. Clearly their endorsement isn't carrying the weight they'd like it to.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link

Fuck the Strib, I sent my overseas ballot with a vote for Ilhan.

santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

lots of serious concerns about Omar but fuck if I'm not voting for her esp with all this out of state money flooding this race

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

Here's Trump in Ohio claiming that Joe Biden is "against God."

"No religion, no anything, hurt the Bible, hurt God. He's against God," Trump says. 🙃 pic.twitter.com/IwAjgbkEyB

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 6, 2020

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link

he hurt God? that's the coolest thing about joe biden i've ever heard

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

Please Biden don't hurt Him

rob, Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

There's really no better source on the religious devotion of others than The Beast himself, I find.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

He broke God's little heart.

Udo Starmer (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-F3n_G_0O0

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 August 2020 19:09 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXj2Zb2V4AYghNf.jpg

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 August 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think most NRA members are going to care about how their money was used, ultimately. It's finally truly sinking into my brain, this notion that these people don't care whether their personal interests are served so long as they're part of a group who's sticking it to the other side.

There is - I guarantee it - not a single NRA member who thinks they haven't gotten their money's worth. Who cares what Wayne LaPierre's suits cost. They've won basically every legal battle for decades, by being completely opposed to any limits whatsoever.

Yr average red-hatted NRA guy is gonna be completely unable to locate any outrage about what happened to his $25 or whatever.

chasing rimbauds (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 August 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link


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