Your favourite misread ILX thread titles!

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I'm just nipping across to the sweatshop.

calzino, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link

Infamous fools of the Great Lakes Megalopolis

calzino, Friday, 7 August 2020 00:28 (three years ago) link

Gay Band "You dropped the bomb on me"

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 7 August 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link

Defund Phil Collins

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 7 August 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

Just came to post that

Time Will Show Leo Weiser (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 8 August 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link

Don't worry, his ex-wives are ON IT

how bout them transparent dangling carrots (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 August 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link

I feel like a lot of people are pretending this means getting rid of Phil Collins entirely. It doesn't! It means starting over with a whole new Phil Collins, from the ground up.

The way things are now, he's being asked to do the jobs of like five different people. Not just drum—which he was trained for—but sing, do cool dances and funny voiceover work, collect Alamo memorabilia. All that other stuff—that's what Danny Devito is for. No wonder he has a temper!

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 8 August 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link

lol Hadrian

how bout them transparent dangling carrots (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 August 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

I feel like a lot of people are pretending this means getting rid of Phil Collins entirely. It doesn't! It means starting over with a whole new Phil Collins, from the ground up.

― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII)

you mean you're talking about making... changes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fj9JZhG8s4

Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link

I can feel change coming in the air tonight

(Fun fact, PC also stands for "police constable" in British - coincidence? I say nay)

how bout them transparent dangling carrots (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link

nowadays I can't seem to tell the difference

(that is such a terrible lyric, cheers Richey/Nicky)

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 August 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link

curvy chronicles

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 August 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link

Hadrian your defund phil post was so funny, i'm still thinking about it

budo jeru, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

<blush emoji>

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

yes, it was a classic.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 02:09 (three years ago) link

not misread, exactly, but seeing the "snooker world championship final" thread makes me dream of a "snooker world"

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

Are you considering purchasing a gnu?

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

i have good gnus and bad gnus

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

Hate to be a party pooper but..

are you considering purchasing a gnu?

― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Tuesday, November 22, 2016 11:38 PM (three years ago)

Rejected parody threads

vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

TS Heavy Hitlers Poll #1: Yeats vs. Shakespeare

and/or:

Post-Hitter: ITT we post links to list threads with quality Hitter posts

either way, interference

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 11:39 (three years ago) link

helvetica vs anal

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 14 August 2020 03:34 (three years ago) link

here comes the AFRICAN GIANT SNAIL / Burna Boy (2019)

peace, man, Friday, 14 August 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

xpost My favorite Pavement b-side!

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 August 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

Rolling Myth Thread

pomenitul, Sunday, 16 August 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

well, yeah:

ℝolliℵg MYth Thr∑a∂

not really a favourite, because I’m always slightly disappointed when I click on it and then realise I tricked myself, yet again

― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), woensdag 29 juli 2020 17:39 bookmarkflaglink

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

the sinophobe

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 17 August 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

Ali Vs: Leonard Bernstein, Rodgers & Hammerstein, Stephen Sondheim, Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, George Gershwin, Noel Coward

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

LENNY BRUCE AND LESTER BANGS

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link

what are barack obama’s jams?

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link

Ali Vs: Leonard Bernstein, Rodgers & Hammerstein, Stephen Sondheim, Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, George Gershwin, Noel Coward

Lol

Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link

( ( ( ( ( nba bubble butt 2020 ) ) ) ) )

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link

Worst internet advertising: ivory vs ebony

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Sunday, 23 August 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link

Discussion thread for possible FP/mutation changes to ILX

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 28 August 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

DC Implosion II: DC Comeback in 2020 and Beyoncé

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Saturday, 29 August 2020 12:48 (three years ago) link

your favorite misused ilx thread titles!

whiney on the moon (voodoo chili), Saturday, 29 August 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link

Mr. Fingers-style Qwazars: Can You Feel It?

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link

Lol

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link

Stop trying to make "What's the dildo?" happen

... (Eazy), Monday, 31 August 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link

The Libertines - The Leigh Brackett poll

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

Things you were violently ill when you learned

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 11:22 (three years ago) link

How Do You Make A Martian?

オニモ (onimo), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

Thread of People Who Don’t Read Music

Hit It And Quit It Sideways (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link

*raises hand*

pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link

Bill James Dio?

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 September 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

That awful ILX poster with Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc

pomenitul, Monday, 7 September 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

Lol

Quit It And Hit It Sideways (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 September 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

British composer Whiney G. Weingarten

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 11 September 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link

Annie for people who hate Annie

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 14 September 2020 08:37 (three years ago) link

Let's not poll... RYM's Top 50 Albums of All Time

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

mayo: the devil’s clinic

... (Eazy), Saturday, 19 September 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link


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