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In a bizarre twist, Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have now issued a statement saying Merritt Corrigan, fired from USAID yesterday amid anti-LGBT tweets, has accused them of kidnapping her and forcing her to send the tweets— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 5, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link
Uh.
The statement claims that Wohl and Corrigan were in an "intense sexual relationship." It alleges without evidence that Corrigan had planned to implicate Pompeo in a foreign "gold watch scandal" but caved under pressure— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 5, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-wohl-staged-fake-fbi-raid-on-business-partner-actor-hired-for-production-says
nobody cares about them so they’re faking FBI raids on.. themselves?
― mh, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link
correct
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link
it’s brilliant
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link
The actors who participated were promised $400 in cash. But Abraham said that they were told after the shoot that they couldn’t be paid in cash, and were asked to email their full names and home addresses to Burkman so that he could mail them checks.
making it pretty clear you’re not going to pay your extras seems like an amazing way to keep things under wraps
― mh, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link
Nathan For You series 5 is going deep
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link
oh dear Jacob
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman charged with multiple felonies by Michigan attorney general. Face several years in prison. And AGs in OH, PA, IL and NY also seem to be investigating the pair https://t.co/b5Egr6xMf6— Evan Siegfried (@evansiegfried) October 1, 2020
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 October 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link
Good for them! They’ve really been trying so hard to make that happen, it’s nice to see persistence pay off.— Colin Young (@Hayes77519) October 1, 2020
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 October 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link
he's already been charged with a felony (or felonies) in California, no?
― here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 1 October 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link
Yup, but out on bond, so this will likely result in that bond being revoked. Pobrecito.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link
He still has a couple months to lobby for that pardon.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link
State charges so far, Trump can’t save him.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link
Sad!
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link
LMAOOOO
The prosecutor in the Jack Wohl case says Wohl and Burkman showed up to their arraignment with a film crew and a stack of $100 bills, to flourish when they paid their bail. Now the prosecutor wants a $1 million bail.— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 8, 2020
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 October 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link
Roffle
A twist in Jacob Wohl's felony case for voter suppression in Michigan: prosecutors want to call the fake Pete Buttigieg sexual assault accuser as a witness against Wohl. All the schemes are coming back for this trial.— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 22, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 October 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
It's like the final episode of Seinfeld.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
Holy shit, Wohl is defending himself!?
The judge just asked Burkman and Wohl about the bogus claims made in their robocall, including their forced vaccination claim. Wohl is currently defending himself - which I'm pretty sure is a bad idea!— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 26, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 October 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
Wohl and Burkman, while under indictment for robocalls in one state and investigation in others, are apparently answering questions about it in a hearing in a civil case. /1 https://t.co/hShMnBJV6c— VaccinnateSantasHat (@Popehat) October 26, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 October 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link
At this rate, the kid is gonna self-own himself right into the White House if he isn't careful.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
there's a recurring discussion in the on cinema thread of whether tim heidecker's character in that show is a send-up of trump, the issue being that on cinema tim is a little too small time to really be "trumpian" per se, so i'd like to advance the theory that tim heidecker invented jacob wohl
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
Jacob Wohl doesn't create smears. He *is* the smear.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
and by that I mean a *shit* smear.
which I surmise you probably already concluded so pretend I didn't post a second time
Such genius.
The hearing finished with Wohl objecting that their robocall ever stated to "stay home," which was promptly proven to be a lie by the plaintiff's legal team - citing the calls transcripts.— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 26, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
I mean reading that I'm beginning to think Wohl really DID think he overhead hipsters in coffeeshops and is just hallucinating reality.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
xp at Brad
There was some candidate on twitter — I think for a state legislature? — that was so ridiculous that people were asking Tim if the dude was him doing a bit. Heidecker started retweeting the dude, of course
― mh, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link
Never rains but it pours
Right-wing fraudsters Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been indicted in Cuyahoga County over robocall scheme that spread misinformation to urban voters https://t.co/PqP897YmIB— Cleveland Scene (@ClevelandScene) October 27, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link
wow this year has given me permanent amnesia but read to the end of that article but forgot the scoop they had on elizabeth warren's hot affair with a kinky marine
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link
Is he mentally ill?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link
Which one?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link
Our man Wohl. But possibly the kinky marine as well.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link
Whomp whomp
This just in:Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have "retained the services of DialMyCalls, which has completed the process of" calling the prior robocall recipients in order to comply with the judge's order, their lawyers say in a new filing. 🔽 https://t.co/wpQ0frF4To pic.twitter.com/XHFge4hOCa— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) October 30, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 October 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link
Get your Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman mugshots https://t.co/qCtAfXHL3D— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) November 13, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 November 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link
won't be smiling in a few months
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link
Wohl, 22, of Irvine, California, and Burkman, 54
what the fuck
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link
the actual "those darn fratboys"
― peace, man, Friday, 13 November 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
xp: he looks hella older in other pics.
Burkman straight off the cover of the fratboy version of Trainspotting
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
someone get that 54-year-old who definitely isn't on hormone drugs of some kind some oxy pads
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link
lol yeah
― mh, Friday, 13 November 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link
I suppose whatever I have to do is better than what you have to do, which is visit your son in jail.— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) September 1, 2021
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 September 2021 03:17 (two years ago) link