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.@jonathanvswan: "How do you think history will remember John Lewis?"

President Trump to #AxiosOnHBO: "I don't know...I don't know John Lewis. He chose not to come to my inauguration." pic.twitter.com/LDv76rrIFc

— Axios (@axios) August 4, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:56 (three years ago) link

Wonder how QAnon is taking the bit about Ghislane

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:02 (three years ago) link

They mostly didn't melt down when he wished her well last week. It's all part of the 12D chess.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:06 (three years ago) link

The way I feel after watching all of that is beyond any words I can muster. Saying that I’d do anything to stop his re-election is just trivia.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:10 (three years ago) link

I’m just going to watch more youtube videos about cooking until I pass out. Otherwise I’d probably end up dead or in jail, and that’s no good, my daughter needs me.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:13 (three years ago) link

I’m an angry person by default but that interview made me something else that doesn’t have a description

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:15 (three years ago) link

ppl, practice self-care

you too El T

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:16 (three years ago) link

Lord help us.
Yeah, this video is essential, in a way, to watch this clusterfuck of history as it's happening. "Good" to see it relatively unedited too

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link

Even his sitting in a chair posture is goofy.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:36 (three years ago) link

Wonder how QAnon is taking the bit about Ghislane

you'd never guess, but there's a way that this all fits into the theory, you see...

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:38 (three years ago) link

honest q: why did he agree to do that interview? he tends to stay in his protection zone of fox, oann, and tbn (lol). swan and axios did a pretty prominent interview with kushner just a few weeks ago that made him look like a total asshole. at least, it appeared that way to me. so why would he agree to do it?

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:42 (three years ago) link

that's not even the first time he's sat down with swan for a 1/1

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:44 (three years ago) link

holy shit this like some horrible black comedy

"i'm looking at the charts, we're lower in so many categories, we're lower than... the world"
"lower than the world?!"

neith moon (ledge), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 08:08 (three years ago) link

I heard the St Louis lawyer couple got off scott free and even offered a pardon from the state governor.
So glad to see justice is colourblind.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 09:12 (three years ago) link

boy, I'd dismissed Swan as milquetoast. I hope he chugged a quart of Wild Turkey before and after the interview.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 10:00 (three years ago) link

His dad is Norman Swan, nationally beloved and respected physician-reporter for Aus Broadcasting Corp’s “The Health Report”. There’s no way Swan Jr would countenance a half second of Asshole’s spin and bullshit.

assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 10:08 (three years ago) link

swan concluded he only had three more months to get leaks from trump, decided to cash it in on a golden opportunity to look like a Real Journalist

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 10:10 (three years ago) link

Swan senior is the hardest working national treasure in the rona times. Sad to hear his son is a prick.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 10:51 (three years ago) link

I'm not familiar with the younger Swan's work, but it was slightly refreshing to see someone actually effectively check Trump on some of his bullshit in real time. The refreshment was outweighed by the fact I've been waiting aghast to see this happen since 2016, but Swan was very skilled at throwing out just few enough "that's bullshit"s and a few pretend-but-actually-content-free flatteries to keep the gibbering shitbag talking.

Steppin' RZA (sic), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 11:00 (three years ago) link

xxp I wonder if he was playing the long game? I guess people can grow and improve, even.

assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 11:07 (three years ago) link

it's wild how trump dismisses rising cases by saying the US does more testing than anyone else - and less than a minute later says that 'deaths per cases' is the relevant statistic to look at. like, you have just said that cases are supposedly inflated due to all the testing the US does. that necessarily implies that your low number of deaths per case is a garbage stat. you can't have it both ways. i know i know, it's like shouting at a cat

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 12:16 (three years ago) link

But cats walk away after shouting at them.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link

he really is a master of the ‘i caught a fish this big — no, *this* big’ gesture

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link

tracer that was driving me insane too

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link

don't think I could manage to sit opposite this guy for forty minutes w/o throwing a punch

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link

i know it's been said four hundred million times, but it is absolutely maddening that this asshole's supporters view barack obama as a clumsy, teleprompter-dependent buffoon who ran the country into the ground through his idiocy, venality, and extremist politics.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link

It is a tremendous blessing that I don’t live anywhere near any MAGAts, yes

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link

Just watching him lumber in, you can practically hear him belch.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 13:33 (three years ago) link

Probably farting since he learned that was a "power move" to put his enemy off-balance.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:01 (three years ago) link

nah farting is not 4D chess, it merely is necessity to sustain forward momentum

Evan, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

it would explain his posture

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

lol

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link

I imagine he waddles around sheathed in a distinctive cloud of spray tan, KFC gas, and neck smegma.

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

KFC Famous Bowel®

Evan, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

4DFarty Chess

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

some of you are really dedicated to poisoning your own thoughts lol

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

seriously, let's just be grateful none of us will ever know what he smells or feels like

rob, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link

May I yet have the chance to snuggle that misshapen burlap sack filled with a puree of gas station nachos and deviled ham.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link

I assume he smells like old luggage that has been kept in attic storage for several years.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link

You fart on your old luggage?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

don't judge me for how I deal with personal baggage

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

Nobody really knows except his proctologist and his proctologist's therapist

Evan, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

I don't know if I can watch that Axios interview. I can't stand his voice and mannerisms for 45 seconds, let alone 45 minutes. And ultimately it will do nothing but grind in what I knew 4 years ago: he's stupid, narcissistic, and dangerously incompetent. And I will just be reminded yet again: his. followers. don't. care.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

xpost Well, this took a turn.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

Yeah, there's no way I can watch that interview. Even a 20-second clip I come across fills me with rage.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

Right. I'm sure it buttresses much of what I already know/suspect but at this point I just DGAF about mashing my face into the horror I've already accepted. All I can hope is it has an effect on anyone who is still UNACCOUNTABLY on the fence at this point.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

the fuck

Here’s the clip pic.twitter.com/b4NtCuEa2z

— Brennan Murphy (@brenonade) August 4, 2020

let them microwave their rice (gyac), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link

semitic suck-oyahs

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

I'm sure it buttresses

God can we please stop talking about butt

we slept on the banks on the leaves of a banyan tree (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

No.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link


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