I dont know Folklore is pretty good indie folk music, but is it going to inspire a thread with 1000 unicorn pics? I dont think so.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 1 August 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link
light - if you’re mad at a jazz album getting a sub-8.0 score, don’t take it out on Folklore... it’s totally a 4-star pop album. (I don’t think it makes sense anyway to comparatively rank albums in different genres, but I’ve said that in this thread already.)
― Rob, give a listen to Iggy Stooge (morrisp), Saturday, 1 August 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
I should do what now?
― rob, Saturday, 1 August 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link
hmm
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Saturday, August 1, 2020 12:59 AM
Ha, I noticed that with the review of the new Greg Dulli album at one point. I briefly thought the days of the inscrutable pan had returned.
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 2 August 2020 03:58 (three years ago) link
Like yeah, it's basically the same as an 8.0, but that anyone with ears could possibly think this record by Ambrose Akinmusire is less good that Taylor's new sentimental pop diarrea opus is wild to me.
As I've noted on here before, pretty much every jazz album reviewed on Pitchfork gets a score of between 7.0 and 8.0. It's the law.
― does it look like i'm here (jon123), Sunday, 2 August 2020 10:26 (three years ago) link
sentimental pop diarrea opus
so you're saying it's watered down?
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 August 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link
I assumed it meant the music is all over the place, throw it at the wall and see what sticks kind of thing
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 2 August 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
I guess that's one way of creating abstract set
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 August 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link
*art
The header on the Sunday review reads "Each Sunday, Pitchfork takes an in-depth look at a significant album from the past, and any record not in our archives is eligible."
But some of the albums *were* in the archives at some point, right? Like today, Philip Sherburne reviewed Smog's Knock Knock, which was originally reviewed by Samir Khan.
So was Khan's review scrubbed at some point in the past, or did Sherburne's review replace it? I know that the site has gotten rid of all reviews before 1999, but the Smog record came out in January 1999. Other reviews from that month are still online.
― jaymc, Sunday, 2 August 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link
Though probably quite insane, Callahan possesses three very important attributes: an unmistakable voice, a perplexing gift for the language of story, and the ability to make a simple song sound like a universe with impeccable taste in arrangements. He's a true slave of the song, and whatever he may lack in production technique is excused by something most musicians would kill their pregnant cat for: soul.
Why was quality work like this scrubbed i wonder
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 2 August 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
"honey, have you seen my pregnant cat anywhere?"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 2 August 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link
shit, pregnant cat!
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Sunday, 2 August 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
katherine (if you’re reading) - I believe there’s a typo in today’s Alanis review(?):
just imagine the respose to “Thank U”
― Rob, give a listen to Iggy Stooge (morrisp), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link
Great review. Love the "method to the badness" / "she knows what she's doing" paragraph.
― geoffreyess, Friday, 7 August 2020 04:39 (three years ago) link
Samir was 19 when he wrote that, just saying
― flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 7 August 2020 05:39 (three years ago) link
This sounds like someone writing a paper in college about rap lyrics:
Like Cardi, she states what her body needs to reach this level of excitement. Her stellar performance is contingent on whether the other party is equipped to match what she’s bringing
― Rob, give a listen to Iggy Stooge (morrisp), Saturday, 8 August 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
Huh, I thought Sam1r was older than me.
― magnet of the elk park (Sund4r), Saturday, 8 August 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link
He is! you and I are the same age and I'm pretty sure he's one year older than I am
― flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 8 August 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
Ah
― magnet of the elk park (Sund4r), Saturday, 8 August 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
it's a pitch-perfect replica of a genius annotation
― fact checking cuz, Saturday, 8 August 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
oh baby, state what your body needs to reach this level of excitement
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 8 August 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
Forgive me, it just seems obligatory
Pitchfork: King PU$$Y Eater revolutionizes our perception of bodies and spaces with his hit single "Goop on Ya Grinch" [7.6]— nick (@JucheMane) April 14, 2017
― JRN, Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
prescient tweet
― Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 8 August 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link
oh my god it's true
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Sunday, 9 August 2020 00:44 (three years ago) link
In summary, Megan Thee Stallion is a woman of contrasts
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 9 August 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link
That tweet is gold
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Sunday, 9 August 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 9 August 2020 01:10 (three years ago) link
I obvs get why everyone's making fun of that track review (the "Cardi kicks off “WAP” with force" part especially reads like a high school English paper) but what I'm wondering is: what *exactly* is the right way to review a song like this? It feels like no matter how you review a raunchy rap song and engage it seriously, it's gonna sound at least a little bit like the goop on ya grinch tweet.. or am I wrong? are there better examples?
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 9 August 2020 02:01 (three years ago) link
I think all you need to do avoid the "Goop on Ya Grinch" effect is just not try to make it sound politically progressive
― JRN, Sunday, 9 August 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link
I used to laugh at how short and matter-of-fact a lot of record reviews in old punk zines were, but now I think I'd prefer it if reviews were just like "Atlanta-style hip-hop with dueling female vox. For fans of NICKI MINAJ and RICO NASTY. Lyric sheet in English and Finnish."
― JRN, Sunday, 9 August 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link
what *exactly* is the right way to review a song like this?
Craig Jenkins did all right.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 9 August 2020 02:32 (three years ago) link
I mean it *is* politically progressive in its own way, but that’s like the fifth most interesting thing about it and it’s possible to write about that without sounding like a somber lecture about microaggressions or whatever
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 9 August 2020 02:57 (three years ago) link
lol JRN love that style of review: "Brutal Belgian raw d-beat, B+"
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 9 August 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link
^This is OTM, though — in most cases, I think “track reviews” that exceed a sentence or two (i.e., fanzine or trade mag style) are hard to pull off, because... it’s a track, it’s a few minutes long, you can go listen to it, it speaks for itself. Any attempt at elaborate exegesis is bound to feel rickety and beside-the-point. (There are exceptions, I’m sure, like for very weighty or culturally relevant singles in the vein of “This Is America,” etc.)
― Washington Foosball Team (morrisp), Sunday, 9 August 2020 03:42 (three years ago) link
hardwax house style
― brimstead, Sunday, 9 August 2020 04:18 (three years ago) link
I don’t know if I agree with that take? Like, as executed by Pitchfork with their current approach and under their current mandates, sure, a track review that’s being done for perfunctory reasons stands the risk of feeling perfunctory. But I don’t think a song needs to be some sort of multifaceted diamond of obvious talking points to reward detailed examination. Former ilxor and person-whose music-opinions-I-tend-to-respect Marcello Carlin said around 2015 that he could write an entire book about Desiigner’s “Panda” if anyone were inclined to pay him for it, and I 1) believe him and 2) think it’d be pretty good.(Hoping this doesn’t become some kind of rabbit hole for the thread but I just wanted to put my thoughts down while the above post was still recent)
― really looking forward to wearily scrolling past all your posts (Champiness), Sunday, 9 August 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link
xp, obvs, no objections to Hardwax house style
― really looking forward to wearily scrolling past all your posts (Champiness), Sunday, 9 August 2020 04:27 (three years ago) link
I could be wrong! I imagine a good writer could find a lot to say about a very good and/or significant new single... but maybe those stars just don’t align too often?
― Washington Foosball Team (morrisp), Sunday, 9 August 2020 04:34 (three years ago) link
rather read a book about Tiimmy Turner
― alpine static, Sunday, 9 August 2020 04:35 (three years ago) link
I mean that style is gone forever either way, it was a product of print, trying to cram as many reviews as possible in, but it definitely had a certain spartan poetry
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 9 August 2020 04:42 (three years ago) link
I remember the 7” reviews that Douglas Wolk, another former(?) ilxor, wrote in CMJ back in the ‘90s... he had a way of expressing the “you gotta hear this” essence of a new single via a deceptively casual sentence or two. His reviews left you with an appetite to track down each 7”, not feeling like you just digested a mini essay.
― Washington Foosball Team (morrisp), Sunday, 9 August 2020 04:50 (three years ago) link
(but yes, I concede that the conditions which produced reviews like that are long behind us.)
― Washington Foosball Team (morrisp), Sunday, 9 August 2020 05:01 (three years ago) link
my understanding is that Douglas' "All the Marvels" book is in the editing stage now.https://www.instagram.com/allofthemarvels/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 9 August 2020 05:03 (three years ago) link
I used to write track reviews for a particular electronic publication's online presence, and always found it quite easy-- but I'd grown up with a combo of the Hardwax style and MRR/punk zine style. Three to four short sentences is all a track needs, much of the time.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Sunday, 9 August 2020 11:28 (three years ago) link
The Rage Against the Machine review isn't that bad, but a few things made me wince, especially coming from one of the site's editors, someone who's supposed to fix other people's writing:
Here they cast their gaze back through history to reel in half a millennia of theft, enslavement, and slaughter at the hands of the colonial state in the Americas. - the singular form of "millennia" is "millennium"
The gravity of hip-hop and the thick brow of metal - fuuuuuck you, dude
a steroid injection to the carceral state that put thousands of disproportionately Black men into newly constructed prisons - how can a person be "disproportionately Black"?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 9 August 2020 11:42 (three years ago) link
good catches there
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Sunday, 9 August 2020 11:44 (three years ago) link
― JRN, Saturday, August 8, 2020 10:16 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
bingo
His reviews left you with an appetite to track down each 7”, not feeling like you just digested a mini essay
I like Douglas Wolk and MRR style but I also like and maybe prefer essays, mini or otherwise, when they're smart and interesting
the gravity of hip-hop and the thick brow of metal
yes this is some ignorant bullshit
― Paul Ponzi, Sunday, 9 August 2020 11:49 (three years ago) link
that put thousands of disproportionately Black men into newly constructed prisons
Heh, I tripped over this one as well. Can't believe this has been proofread because surely you'll catch this.
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 August 2020 11:59 (three years ago) link
there's a lot of shit you can say about christgau, but i always appreciated a 2 or 3 sentencer. even if it didn't quite make sense without hearing the record, it at least stoked some curiosity on what he was going on about
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Sunday, 9 August 2020 12:48 (three years ago) link