the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

Absolutely obscene opening paragraph. https://t.co/gCBFew7wec pic.twitter.com/GAdsC3D5he

— Huw Lemmey (@huwlemmey) July 31, 2020

It’s funny how that’s the country’s least embarrassing newspaper

guardians lawyers probably wouldnt let them print anything that wasnt already clearly stated in the court papers

A post to advance my bookmark pointer, so this goes off the updated list.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/10/i-called-everyone-in-jeffrey-epsteins-little-black-book/

the description of the science fiction novel at the end there is uhhhh

also I would not have wished this assignment on my worst enemy

Rolling my eyes at suggestion that he cloned himself and then had himself killed.

I am not going to roll my eyes at anyone who spent time in that orbit. Has to fuck you up.

Possibly the key paragraph in that whole article

The truth is that the elite world that Epstein ascended into, the one I tapped into by way of the black book, is populated with hordes of loathsome, boring, untalented people living their bumbling, idiotic lives while just so happening to wield some share of the preposterous global bounty that he and the rest were after. For all the mystery surrounding Epstein’s fortune, its existence is hardly more inscrutable than the wealth of any of his other billionaire peers. He earned it the same way they all did, which is to say precisely not at all.

This wasn’t some masterful hack into the global aristocracy. It’s what everyone does. It’s what the whole thing is. There is no scam here. It’s grifters grifting grifters all the way down.

the idea that the rich have at all earnt their wealth is attractive in the same way as conspiracy theorising - it fosters the illusion that the world somehow makes sense

that article was pretty boring right up until it got really disturbing

pretty much, mostly it just made me feel bad for the writer

A deposition by Ghislaine Maxwell connected to a 2015 defamation case brought by Virginia Roberts Giuffre has been unsealed after Maxwell lost her appeal earlier this week to keep it sealed.

— erica orden (@eorden) October 22, 2020

For the first time in decades, Prince Andrew's armpits begin the moisten...

some kind of Ghislaine Maxwell court report thing is being released next Tuesday?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/19/ghislaine-maxwell-court-proceeding-qanon

One commenter remarked, for example, “FREEE OUR CHILDREN NOW.” Another said: “PROTECT THE KIDS FROM THESE WEIRDOS”. There were also references to “National Popcorn Day”, which is a phrase widely used in QAnon circles.

So do these clowns think Trump is protecting the kiddies or that Epstein/Maxwell are a deepfake CGI invention or what? I suppose it's better not to know.

The actual truth about Jeffrey Epstein kind of helps explain why people are able to believe in things like QAnon, and at the same time raises the question why we need QAnon at all when reality presents us with Jeffrey Epstein?

So do these clowns think Trump is protecting the kiddies or that Epstein/Maxwell are a deepfake CGI invention or what?

"Trump only flew on the plane once, then he felt bad vibes and dropped all contact, and now he's going to lock them all up"

Funnily enough "famous people hang out with a lot of famous people" isn't considered as airtight a defence when pictures of Hilary Clinton and Marina Abramovic appear.

If this goes viral, I’m a 50 year old retired tech journalist who was in the middle of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crime influence network and didn’t realize it til 2019. Now I’m sharing what I experienced and witnessed and have gathered from sources. Receipts always.

— Xeni (@xeni) May 9, 2021

Bringing back the weird flex meme.

“crime influence network”?

she's good at memes and research

lol

in real epstein news

Melinda Gates met with divorce lawyers in 2019, say people familiar and documents reviewed by WSJ. One concern: her husband's dealings with Jeffrey Epstein. https://t.co/xHtQnMrjQY

— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) May 9, 2021

she's good at memes and research

― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, May 9, 2021 11:16 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Today I learned that's not Eddie Murphy.

I only learnt today that Xeni Jardin’s birth name is Jennifer Hamm.

Listening to her expound on this in a podcast right now. I definitely haven't had a good impression of Xeni in general over the years, but she gets more into where she's coming from, pretty much right off the bat. I don't know if she gets into anything that people don't know about Epstein - I honestly haven't followed the story too deeply - but she does go on for a while about her proximity to like, John Brockman and MIT Media Lab, etc.

https://shopburb.com/blogs/lightculture/episode-27-xeni-jardin

imagine being so desperate for attention that you go ahead and implicate yourself in epstein shit

I only learnt today that Xeni Jardin’s birth name is Jennifer Hamm.

― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, May 10, 2021 1:19 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao

she is... a bit of a ham

Xeni Jardin got her new name from a fake indigenous shaman IIRC.

She could write a book on getting grifted repeatedly for her entire life.

she has been annoying as long as I can remember and is one of those people who has the fashion sensiblity of a batman villain.

pls don't make her sound cool

WASHINGTON (AP) — Feds: Officers guarding Jeffrey Epstein when he killed himself admit falsifying records, cut deal that avoids jail time.

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) May 21, 2021

4:42 pacific on Friday, nice

case closed

they’re saying “we can do this and get away with it, and moreover, what are you going to do about it?” very cool stuff

Jesus

Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein are/were both gay. This is fact, not conjecture.

— Xeni (@xeni) June 4, 2021

thanks xeni

glad I'm not the only one wondering what she is adding to this topic

i am/was gay

I will allow that trying to spin "I hung out with jeffrey epstein, a lot" into an eric garland style fantasist grift is at least novel

happy pride month

i don't even know what this is. what's going on here?
My sources are people who were close to them. But, real talk. 1) What straight man walks around Manhattan in monogrammed bathrobes and slippers 2) only a dyke who hates dresses could wear a good dress that badly, that many times. And I do love me some dykes, don’t get it twisted.

did he walk around in a bathrobe outside? would that be gay?

TDMI Twitter Derived Mental Illness

fellas is it gay to wear a monogrammed bathrobe

there isn't even an identifiable logic to it. some things are just 100% bait i guess.