lover getting 7.1 seemed really high for how bad half of it is
― ufo, Sunday, 26 July 2020 04:49 (three years ago) link
Yeah, i take back my previous comment, 8.7 seems about right
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 26 July 2020 05:46 (three years ago) link
Surprised that the new Bad Brains piece doesn’t even allude to the controversy involving the band and homophobia (despite spending several paragraphs on their 1989 album which has that infamous song). Just seems like something a retrospective like this would typically attempt to wrestle with a bit.
― Your dream has symbolic content (morrisp), Sunday, 26 July 2020 07:53 (three years ago) link
While you wait for our review of @TaylorSwift13's new album, revisit our writing on her entire discography → https://t.co/wLNJhkPLzb pic.twitter.com/TQzzrARfro— Pitchfork (@pitchfork) July 25, 2020
Yes, we await so anxiously, lol. This can only mean it's 8.5 or up I fear.
Different subject but their twitter game is just god awful.
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 July 2020 09:29 (three years ago) link
Hi @pitchfork im diagnosed with stage 1 cancer if folklore gets a bad review, it'll affect my body and results with coma, please be kind and rate it 10/10 🙏😭— betty • 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒌𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒆 (@FolkloreBop) July 26, 2020
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 26 July 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link
jesus christ
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Sunday, 26 July 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link
if folklore doesn't get a 10 i'll kill myself on live tv
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 26 July 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link
First things first - they need to circle back and review the Nelly Furtado album of the same titlehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/Folklore_cover.png
― Your dream has symbolic content (morrisp), Sunday, 26 July 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link
Should've been today's Sunday Review.
― ˈʌglɪɪst preɪ, Sunday, 26 July 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link
smh at all of this
― dyl, Sunday, 26 July 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
Dear pitchfork, my cousin is very sick and said it would bring him great joy if you'd give folklore 0/10. Have a great day!
― NAthaniel (cajunsunday), Sunday, 26 July 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
i hate that gay teenage stans have started caring so much about critic scores (not the reviews, just the scores) ever since critical consensus got metacritified, + legacy outlets get to rub their titties 'withholding' their 'anticipated' reviews as hordes of netizens wait with bated breath, harassment emails at the ready
― dyl, Sunday, 26 July 2020 19:32 (three years ago) link
they get to what now
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Sunday, 26 July 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link
― dyl, Sunday, 26 July 2020 19:32 (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
whose fault is this though, the stans' or the critics'
― imago, Sunday, 26 July 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link
the biggest problem with professional music criticism is that it has been reduced to a few key voices, whose scores 'matter' increasingly given the ever-decreasing wealth of debate or competition. we end up with monopolies and coronations. queen taytay awaits her 9.something, and we the flagwaving public line pall mall in slavering anticipation
― imago, Sunday, 26 July 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link
meanwhile hundreds of good albums come out every week, more than ever before, and the old critic models, not least pitchfork, are just so hopeless at keeping up with them all
― imago, Sunday, 26 July 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link
I love you Pitchfork I'm sorry for laughing at you in this thread, you're not dumb, please give Folklore a 5.2
― jmm, Sunday, 26 July 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
queen taytay awaits her 9.something, and we the flagwaving public line pall mall in slavering anticipation
― imago, Sunday, July 26, 2020 3:43 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
what planet would queen taytay care about her pitchfork score or her Fantano review. P4k didn't even deign to review Taylor until nearly a decade after her debut
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 26 July 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link
i hate that gay teenage stans have started caring so much about critic scores (not the reviews, just the scores) ever since critical consensus got metacritified, + legacy outlets get to rub their titties 'withholding' their 'anticipated' reviews as hordes of netizens wait with bated breath, harassment emails at the ready― dyl, Sunday, July 26, 2020 3:32 PM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkthey get to what now― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Sunday, July 26, 2020 3:33 PM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― dyl, Sunday, July 26, 2020 3:32 PM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Sunday, July 26, 2020 3:33 PM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
fuck it, he said it, rub on their titties
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 26 July 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link
for once Simon did NOT say this
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Sunday, 26 July 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
get the folklore review up
― Steppin' RZA (sic), Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
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― jaymc, Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link
the biggest problem with professional music criticism is that it has been reduced to a few key voices
whose fault is this though, the critics' or capitalism's
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
point taken! and yet. you wonder why we don't have more critics pivoting to video. fantano may have frequently-bad opinions and a creepy cult but he's making something work for himself, and the spectrumpulses of the world are following suit with varying degrees of success
i know video involves delivery as well as writing, which some critics probably hate the idea of, but critic is now a vocal, bardic tradition, deal with it idk. the next big step is critics who deal with much more than one release in each 5-minute video, get on it brad, i wd subscribe 2 u
― imago, Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link
i would've vlogged already if i had any patience for video editing
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
you know that shit is going to get easier and easier
― imago, Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link
remember how taylor swift stans tried to make a point about how reviewing her documentary was anti-feminist by digging up a blog post harassing the writer by noted serial harasser of writersq ed ch*mp**n? because I do
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Sunday, 26 July 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson)
i feel like half the records i hear lately are not even thinly veiled cries for help, they're just flat out fucking suicide notes. (the other half are overt calls for the immediate end of capitalism.)
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 July 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link
Jessie Ware kills herself or cries for help after reading this thread
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 July 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link
it's just fucking beyond depressing that anyone would give a single fuck what kind of score Pitchfork gave a Taylor Swift album
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 26 July 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link
i mean i entirely agree but here we are
― imago, Sunday, 26 July 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link
point taken! and yet. you wonder why we don't have more critics pivoting to video.
― maura, Sunday, 26 July 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link
― maura, Sunday, 26 July 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link
haven't seen the review but apparently the stans are already harassing/doxxing jon caramanica + begging metacritic not to 'count' what he's written (despite any quibbles about the content this is all they actually care about)
― dyl, Sunday, 26 July 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link
i strongly believe there will be extremely simple, easy-to-use video editing apps very very soon, and it will behoove all you fine critics to get on that shit and say approving things about taytay that are nonetheless insufficiently ecstatic to dissuade her stan army from cancelling you
― imago, Sunday, 26 July 2020 23:57 (three years ago) link
and yeah i know creepo men exist and are a serious barrier to a lot of people making criticism (often just the people you'd want to see criticism by too) but...well you don't necessarily have to appear as-is. there are methods of obscuring. animations, outfits, or even videos made from image collages pertaining to the music or lyrical content. idk. yes it is a horrible world of stans and creeps but there are ways to shield yourself from the worst of it maybe?
― imago, Monday, 27 July 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link
i think you’re discounting the amount of labor it takes to WRITE well, which is what i want to put my energy into. cartoons? jesus. also i find “video versions of writing” extremely laborious to sit through. there’s only a finite amount of time in a day; youtube’s monetization policies mean that videos take at least 10 minutes to watch; please read up on the “pivot to video” that a lot of more well funded outlets couldn’t pull off.
― maura, Monday, 27 July 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link
serious qn: would there need to be much difference between a well-written review such as you'd normally do, and a well-written review script for a video? you could literally read out your review (or get an AI to) over algorithmically-chosen stock photos and music fans would absolutely take note; gain some notoriety for the quality of your content (which really does boil down to the writing) and idk things could be looking up not just for you but the music you like to talk about
this is obviously screamingly idealistic and naive but worth thinking about imo
― imago, Monday, 27 July 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link
happy to read any links about failed pivots to video obv but i wouldn't have thought funding so much as lack of execution or the right approach would be the issue
― imago, Monday, 27 July 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link
video has low information density and high bandwidth, which translates to “it’s a pain in the ass to make and consume, and not as skimmable as a record review.” to bring it back to the thread topic, check pitchfork for their last video album review. it came out in 2018; their video section now is driven by celebrities and live performances, because “here are thoughts on an a album” was not justifying the human and monetary cost it required to be executed well.fantano jumped on the train early and was savvy about how people seek out albums on youtube, and he appealed to a particular type of always-online obsessive. but his success was very lightning in a bottle and anyway everyone’s moved on to newsletters.
― maura, Monday, 27 July 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link
also your suggestion is pretty much what every media company tried to do with “pivoting to video” and all it did was piss off readers and make web sites more impossible to read.
― maura, Monday, 27 July 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link
peering past fantano + the small number of successful semi-serious cultural critics(/'video essayists') on youtube, most of the successful 'criticism' on that platform, if you can call it that, comes in the form of shallow but dramatic 'reaction videos' that perform well with too-online fandoms + scoop up plenty of curiosity clicks if released asap following the records they're responding to... by and large it is tremendously difficult for someone whose specialty is thoughtful criticism to make that work in the video medium
― dyl, Monday, 27 July 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link
I'd also submit that there's a certain charisma needed to be a compelling video reviewer that a lot of excellent but introverted or self-conscious writers (music or not), simply don't have. Their words might be compelling on the page, but their self-conscious camera shy-ness might not be. It'll probably come more naturally to a younger generation who are more natural in front of cameras due to their increasing prominence in everyday life, but honestly, I can't bear to watch myself back on video. I know that probably says more about my own insecurities than anything else, but I wouldn't be surprised if others felt the same way.
― triggercut, Monday, 27 July 2020 03:36 (three years ago) link
youtubing is a very vapid medium. it's not conducive to the concept of arts criticism. could you imagine ppl clamoring for literary criticism to move to youtube? "has the london review of books thought about trying youtube?" -- nobody. fantanto is sui generis bcuz he tapped into the rap nerd contingency among reddit and 4chan posters... it's a large group of ppl online (eminem fans) who weren't being catered to by pitchfork, rolling stone, fader, xxl, etc. good for them, they can have each other. there is no fantano model w/o the fantano demographic, and to suggest that ppl should want to sign up to engage w/ that audience is not a position i would agree w/ at all.
there's actually a good deal of fairly successful music podcasts... it's a far more conducive medium to discussion of art. still, most of the popular ones -- song exploder, mogul etc -- are either ideas that wouldn't be best on a web page or threats to narrative features/storytelling moreso than criticism per se. and in places where there is a popular discussion podcast -- i.e. nyt popcast, rolling stone pod -- i don't think you'd hear anyone say that the success of the podcast is damaging the worth or reputation of the accompanying written journalism.
― J0rdan S., Monday, 27 July 2020 04:29 (three years ago) link
As an occasional consumer of music criticism, I can affirm that I have zero interest in watching a YouTube music review (of course, I’m just one, Gen X aged guy).
― Your dream has symbolic content (morrisp), Monday, 27 July 2020 04:53 (three years ago) link
imago at 7:10 26 Jul 20happy to read any links about failed pivots to video obv but i wouldn't have thought funding so much as lack of execution or the right approach would be the issue
or you could do it yourself and not just assume your zero info gut reaction needs to be disproven
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 July 2020 04:57 (three years ago) link
8.0
rip bradNelson
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 July 2020 05:28 (three years ago) link
We reviewed @TaylorSwift13's new album https://t.co/w6hqBCUUIq— Pitchfork (@pitchfork) July 27, 2020
The stans are already out in full force
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Monday, 27 July 2020 05:30 (three years ago) link
What are they mad about? It's an extremely positive, generous review. The only real negative criticism it has is the (accurate) claim it's maybe a couple of songs too long.
― triggercut, Monday, 27 July 2020 05:36 (three years ago) link
here's me
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