Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"Slam your body down and zig a zig ahhh"

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN!

― Bnad (Bnad), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

HONGRO!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

This is Elizabeth Fraser having sex, right?

Hehe, now I know what she means by "Pearly Dewdrops Drops" ......

― JTS (JTS), Sunday, 18 June 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDERCATS.... HOOOOOOO!!!!!"

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Sunday, 18 June 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

'I'm 20 deep, my boys are coming.'"

― The Dusty Baker Selection (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry, Jesus, I'm sorry.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"HALT. HAMMERZEIT"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

also, nickalicious wins.

"PUT...THAT...IN...YOUR...PIPE...AND...SMOKE...IT"

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), May 14th, 2003.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

(must be said in alan partridge voice)

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"pwned!"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

*Legend of Zelda puzzle solved sound*

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

although Michael White arguably wins harder:

I wonder why people don't refer to a vagina as a "taco" more often. I like it.

-- Harold Media (killc...), August 26th, 2004.

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

-- n.a. (nu...), August 26th, 2004.

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

It's cute! And what's more fun than eating tacos?

-- Harold Media (killc...), August 26th, 2004.

Shoving your dick in one?

-- Michael White (mwwhites...), August 26th, 2004.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dad's right, Sis, you're better than Mom!"

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

IT BURNS IT BURNS

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

BUSTA RHYMES

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"you're it"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"1 comment by ned raggett"

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

but i think this may actually be it

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"Surrender Dorothy!"

― DavidM* (unreal), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

It was a sacrifice the Island demanded.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"...the American people have got to understand..."

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M KIL-ROY

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"You're fired!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

DOWN GOES FRAZIER!

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"The investigation will continue tomorrow"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

"Remember the name! *insert own name*"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"FINISH HIM!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i think "FATALITY" would be even better

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"Do you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"

"Why is Daddy hurting Mommy?!?!"

"And..... way to go. Now you have a baby."

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"no whammies, no whammies, no whammies...... STOP!"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"Look upon me! I'll show you the life of the mind! I'll show you the life of the mind!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I occasionally suffer from really bad coital cephalgia but rather predictably this just means I say the usual type stuff but in a different tone.

― jimn (jimnaseum), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"Amen"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAinhkyS8fs

― Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ah, bisto!

― boom! i fucked your hard-drive (don), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Rereading this thread from the beginning is like stumbling on a pile of old yearbooks. Dirty, dirty yearbooks.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"that's the least gentrified area of Manhattan"

― Sir Tehrance HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"FUCK YOU MCFLY!"

― onimo (onimo), Thursday, 11 January 2007 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"a stunningly cathartic climax!"

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

ONE INCH PUNCH

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

bah custos prize for me: shd have been "a stunningly cathartic discharge!"

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Friend of a friend shagged S1m0n 4mst3ll who apparently said "Jolly good for you" upon impact. Not as funny as others but is real life.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"I was too busy having my mind blown. Sorry about that."

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"HAVE SOME FREE DNA!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"All this situation needs is some CUM"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"Nineteen years and eleven months of no sex...for this?"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"WHAT HAPPEN?"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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