Assuming we can squeeze it in before complete societal collapse, it's the rolling 2020 MLB regular season...

dustin may vs. johnny cueto = unexpected opening day matchup

VASGERSIAN: So Alex, what do you think of MLB’s decision to —

A-ROD: I LOVE IT

— Franzke & LA (@FranzkeLA) July 24, 2020

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— Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) July 24, 2020

degrom goes 5 scoreless and gets zero run support - baseball's back baybeeeeeeee

I presume we're all monitoring tonight for a tie after 9 innings so we can see the first MLB application of The Dumb Rule.

White Sox swinging well, score 4 in the 2nd (climaxed by Moncada HR) to tie Twins 5-5

Bieber with 14 strikeouts in 6 innings of Cleveland baseball.

Kyle Hendricks w/ complete game shutout of Brewers

Texas has cutouts of W and Laura Bush behind the field-level netting; coulda had his parents w/ Jack Skellington and Mrs Bates from Psycho

guys bad news for baseball, Dennis Prager is out

Dennis Prager has just cancelled baseball pic.twitter.com/bn3M4MdD1g

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) July 24, 2020

no thanks, i know exactly what will be in that clip

is no one else desperate for extra innings?

got our tenth inning in Oakland, and i was semiawake for it

Angels - Top 10th

Ohtani starts inning at second base.

Walsh hit for Hermosillo

SMITH PITCHING FOR OAK

Walsh grounded into fielder's choice to first, Ohtani out at third in rundown.

La Stella singled to right, Walsh to second.

Pujols fouled out to catcher.

Castro walked, La Stella to second, Walsh to third.

Simmons grounded out to second.

0 RUNS, 1 HIT, 0 ERRORS

Athletics - Bottom 10th

Semien starts inning at second base.

Walsh at first base.
Ward in left field.

ROBLES PITCHING FOR LAA

Laureano hit by pitch.

Chapman struck out swinging.

Laureano to second on wild pitch by Robles, Semien to third on wild pitch by Robles.

Davis walked.

MILNER PITCHING FOR LAA

Olson homered to right (427 feet), Semien scored, Laureano scored and Davis scored.

4 RUNS, 1 HIT, 0 ERRORS

OAK 7, LAA 3

The Atlanta #Braves have acquired OF Scott Schebler from the Cincinnati Reds in exchange for cash considerations.

— Atlanta Braves (@Braves) July 24, 2020

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— Baseball Without Context (@mlbNoContext) July 25, 2020

apparently we're calling this a "ghost runner"?

Ohtani’s reaction when reminded he’s starting the inning on second base 😂 pic.twitter.com/LUarOXmqUa

— A's on NBCS (@NBCSAthletics) July 25, 2020

matheny is the first manager to (as the visiting team) bunt the runner over to third in the 10th . . . and it worked!

cool

https://fansided.com/2020/07/24/cleveland-indians-wore-away-jerseys-support-name-change/

Fox’s digital fans gotta go. Just a ton of dudes alternating resting their chin in their hand and then 2-second delayed reactions. pic.twitter.com/fLh7EYXTMX

— Matt Young (@Chron_MattYoung) July 25, 2020

The SNB crew for the last 5 minutes has been interviewing Janet Marie Smith and nobody in the booth has picked up on the fact that we the viewers cannot hear a single word she's saying.

After four days, there are no winless teams and no undefeated teams. Seems like some sort of record.

first time since 1953

shit, i just saw this thread!

probably doesn't matter if the season's getting cancelled or whatever, but the baseballs they've used this year seem to be less juiced than last year, at least going by league HR/FB. down to '16/'18 levels. they might just be using the '18 batch again like they did in the postseason last year.

maybe a small sample size so far but considering 1. games are starting in the middle of july when home runs should be peaking, none of that cold april weather lowering the number 2. NL adding the DH should hypothetically make a small difference at least

this is the only thing i care about anymore

early results from european soccer suggest that the lack of fans diminishes home-field advantage, so i'm kinda curious to see how it goes in baseball

man the pitchers must haaaate coming on for extras now

i am watching the doings in Pittsburgh w/ delight

damn, was really rootin' for a 12th

they showed that graphic "most leads blown" and the Pirates led the league last year with 51 or something and I was like "I'll be impressed if they can beat that this year" well they are definitely on their way

no 12th!! I gotta go to bed!!! I actually kinda like the new rule