US Politics: July 2020 - "Denigrating this Luxury Avenue"

Indicted 5 decades apart! That's a career, even for Philly.

https://www.inquirer.com/news/ozzie-myers-indicted-voter-fraud-philadelphia-domenick-demuro-abscam-20200723.html

Okay, I just discovered the origin of 'person, woman, man, camera, tv' as mentioned upthread and...just...goddamn motherfucking holy shit. It's like crowing because you managed to get through a day without pissing yourself more than once.

they call him Country cos he's in-continent

that's next week xp

Infrastructure of Incontinence Week

what year is it

The Suburban Housewives of America must read this article. Biden will destroy your neighborhood and your American Dream. I will preserve it, and make it even better! https://t.co/1NzbR57Oe6

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 23, 2020

is The Suburban Housewives of America a club like Daughters of the American Revolution

'person, woman, man, camera, tv'

I liked the Echobelly version better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwY-wOiDhrw

The Suburban Housewives of America must read this article

premiering this fall on Bravo

starring Terri Hatcher and Susan Sarandon

is it wrong that I really, REALLY want someone to cast Susan Sarandon and Yvette Nicole Brown in the same project and make them do like 500 scenes together

activate the Burb Signal

Shirley voice: "mmmMMMM"

uhh this Qunnipiac Florida poll:

In the race for the White House, former Vice President Joe Biden opens up a big lead over President Trump. Voters back Biden 51 - 38 percent over Trump. In an April 22nd poll, it was close with Biden at 46 percent and Trump at 42 percent.

Democrats back Biden 89 - 2 percent, independents back Biden 48 - 32 percent, compared to 44 - 37 percent in April, and Republicans back Trump 88 - 10 percent.

https://poll.qu.edu/florida/release-detail?ReleaseID=3668

Dag.

Republicans are the problem. Trump is just a symptom.

I liked the Echobelly version better

Ha, I thought of this, too

Republicans are the problem. Trump is just a symptom simpleton.

oh I just realized it isn't an org, just an example of his Bizarro Capitalization

Republicans are the problem. Floridians are human mildew

is The Suburban Housewives of America a club like Daughters of the American Revolution

somewhat fewer lesbians

'person, woman, man, camera, tv'

as someone on twitter pointed out, he chose those nouns the same way verbal kint chose his names

lol

GOP plan imo
1) spend the next 4 months exacerbating the looming recession
2) lay the blame at Biden’s feet the day he swears in. Media goes along.
3) slay in the midterms
4) Hawley/ Haley ticket steamrolls into office 2024
5) DHS Gestapo already in place because
Congress “wouldn’t let” Biden get rid of them when he was elected

Hell yeah brotehr it’s on

Will, you forgot that instead of unemployment, food stamps, or any sort of works program, all adult Americans will be getting $100 gift cards to Amazon every month, as well as $50 worth of coupons for the local McDonalds.

Why isn't anyone one else's mind leaping to

http://images.45cat.com/the-godfathers-birth-school-work-death-short-version-epic-s.jpg

I first thought of "a knife, a fork, a bottle, a cork."

eat, sleep, vote, repeat

I was thinking more along these lines

https://youtu.be/zEasSgbgRK0

this guy's really going for it, huh

Inbox: Senator Tom Cotton (R-Arkansas) introduced the Saving American History Act of 2020, a bill that would prohibit the use of federal funds to teach the 1619 Project by K-12 schools or school districts.

— Niels Lesniewski (@nielslesniewski) July 23, 2020

the Oh No You Don't, We're Not Changing One Single Thing About This Glorious Nation Act of 2020

https://i.imgur.com/UBU0mM5.jpg

there is no fucking way they said "person, man, woman, camera, tv" to him; that's just the only concepts he can comfortably summon up meaning behind as they relate to him personally.

nah, he just said the things he was looking at in that moment

as someone on twitter pointed out, he chose those nouns the same way verbal kint chose his names

― mookieproof, Friday, July 24, 2020 6:08 AM (two hours ago)

the Trinidad James freestyle method

ah, missed that post.

pic.twitter.com/S9rDaus97P

— Seán Collins (@SeanCollinsSTL) July 23, 2020

the Trinidad James freestyle method

― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal

Lol

fix yr time zone sic

fix YOUR time zone

i want my street cat mondays properly tagged dammit

This guy is such a magnificent idiot https://t.co/509a5s6gfZ

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) July 23, 2020

that's right, stephen miller's dad, you tell it

A White House spokesperson says Stephen Miller’s grandmother "did not pass away from COVID.” Even when shown a death certificate that says her death was a result of COVID-19, the White House called the claim "categorically false.” https://t.co/HEF6ziclYo

— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) July 23, 2020

also good lord what a fucked up time

actual lol

Trump: The northeast has become very clean. The country is in very good shape, other than if you look South and West pic.twitter.com/6hfaeRSCp6

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) July 23, 2020

fuck him, not funny

https://i.imgur.com/obBZYVk.jpg

Fred Flintstone w gigantism

I don’t normally post on this thread (or my reporting) but figured this might be of interest to some of you: https://in.reuters.com/article/us-malaysia-politics-1mdb-goldmansachs-idINKCN24P14L

It’s an incredibly huge deal, likely the biggest settlement GS has ever agreed to (anything to avoid admitting guilt) and they will likely pay more to settle investigations in the US too.

the whole story is insane btw - massive international corruption that led to probes in at least six countries, brought down our PM, and involves Saudi and UAE royalty, Elliott Broidy, Leonardo DiCaprio and the film The Wolf of Wall Street and I’m not even close to scratching the surface of it. Dirty Money season 2, episode 2 on netflix is a decent if not exhaustive overview.

Great article!

Wolf of Wall Street was literally made with stolen money?

A little too meta, if you ask me.