top 50 "lost" US hits of the early '90s

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Deeper And Deeper pretty easily but everything here is either obscure enough for me not to know it at all or be by someone so successful it shouldn't really be in the list

nashwan, Thursday, 23 July 2020 09:28 (three years ago) link

"Do Anything" is my favorite Fisher-Price Prince jam.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 09:36 (three years ago) link

yeah I mean

16. Michael Jackson - In The Closet

is one of my favorite songs ever but can an MJ song really be lost?

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 23 July 2020 09:40 (three years ago) link

Praying for Time

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link

Hm, of the ones I can remember (which is fewer than for the late 80s list), the Genesis song is the closest I come to liking one of these, which isn't very close. This is apparently when I started hating fun.

Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Thursday, 23 July 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link

my "best friend" growing up used to sing it "You know sun you know sun don't shine"

I hate him

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link

oh wait this is totally Whoot There It Is, all day.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link

shame how they got punked by Tag Team

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 12:52 (three years ago) link

Two songs called 'Stay' here and I reckon there would be another in late 90s list.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 23 July 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link

Voting for Shakespeare's Sister as 12-year-old-me would not forgive now-me for doing otherwise.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 23 July 2020 13:02 (three years ago) link

Speaking of forgotten, and as there are multiple janet. tracks on this list, don't "forget" to vote: It's POLL For You -- ILM artist poll #103 -- JANET JACKSON (voting open until July 24, 2020)

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 July 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link

My god, tho, this was my era. Top 5 (one per artist):

16. Michael Jackson - In The Closet
17. Madonna - Deeper And Deeper
28. Paula Abdul - Blowing Kisses In The Wind
36. George Michael - Too Funky
41. Janet Jackson - If

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 July 2020 13:09 (three years ago) link

34. Amy Grant - Every Heartbeat

i cannot see this song on a list and not vote for it

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 23 July 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link

I mean

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 13:23 (three years ago) link

“Release Me” is the best Wilson Phillips single

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 23 July 2020 13:26 (three years ago) link

“Deeper and Deeper”

A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Thursday, 23 July 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link

well, at least DJP and I agree on cocktails.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link

The three Madonna songs tower over everything else. I'll never understand why "Deeper and Deeper" was left off Celebration, yet somehow she included "Miles Away".

LeRooLeRoo, Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link

A proper comp would've left everything off from after 2005.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link

I'm a little surprised "I'll Remember" isn't also on this list.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

I still hear that one while switching stations in the car or while shopping.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link

Lucky you!

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link

I'll remembeeeerrrrrr

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link

As I read down the list I feel myself losing interest in chart music. I'll take Sweet Sensation's "Wishing on a Star," but I'd like to keep "Whoot, There It Is" in my pocket for laughs

Josefa, Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link

Wait, that's Cover Girls' "Wishing on a Star." Sweet Sensation did the other wishes ballad.

Josefa, Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

I've never heard any of these songs except like a few seconds of "Justify My Love"

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

more interested in forgotten early '90s buttrock and country hits tbh

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

wait what

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

You never heard "In the Closet" or "If"???

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 23 July 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

“If” is terrible. You lot are insane.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 23 July 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

What was with all these R&B stars all of a sudden going “rock” in the early 90s? “Free Your Mind and the Rest Will Follow” by En Vogue was shite, too.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 23 July 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

No, and no. And piss off.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 July 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

guess you've never heard funk before

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

janet had done'black cat' previously, so 'if' didn't really seem out of place too much to me at the time. twelve year old austin had the cassingle and played it a lot; even the non-lp b-side 'one more chance' was great. still holds up.

that said, this is 'in the closet' easily.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 23 July 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link

yes why does this explicitly-referencing-Funkadelic song 'rock'?

rob, Thursday, 23 July 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

weirdly I can't remember what "Deeper & Deeper" sounds like but I know the other Madonnas quite well

rob, Thursday, 23 July 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link

I only know a few of these by title - Stay (Shakesp. Sister), Have You Seen Her, Funky Music, Playground, Wildside, Whoot, Justify, Addams Groove, Coming Out of the Dark, Praying for Time (maybe?)

Your dream has symbolic content (morrisp), Thursday, 23 July 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

Wow, I was totally not listening to the radio at this time.

I think my friends were getting high and listening to Beethoven and Modern Jazz Quartet and Robert Johnson, plus classic rock shit like Floyd and Zeppelin. I won't claim to have been, like, "cool" or anything. Just really isolated from popular music.

Please, Hammurabi, don't hurt 'em (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 July 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

so what will you vote for?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

Shakespeare's Sister's "Stay" was played like hell that summer, then vanished, and it's still the only post-Eurythmics thing by Dave Stewart I like.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

one of these 3 for me. probably erasure

Erasure - Always
DRS - Gangsta Lean
George Michael - Praying For Time

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link

I totally remember the Erasure song, cos my bro bought the cassingle, as he did with every song like that during taht summer.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

the Erasure song was a A Big Deal in my circles at the time because nauseating British synth pop duos, to use Neil Tennant's phrase, weren't charting in America in 1994.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link

I admit some of my affection for "Stay" stems from the fact that my college radio deejay name was Shakespeare's Sister.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

also remember that Immature song but I hated it and still do.

Amy Grant song reminds me of being depressed in 5th grade over a school assignment I failed and was hiding from my parents. love the song though.

"Release Me" reminds me of getting bullied at summer camp. still love it anyway.

Surface "The First Time" is cheesy but I love it.

Tommy Page just reminds me of teh episode of Full House he was on.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

I had an unspoken crush on Tommy Page and was pleasantly surprised to learn he was gay. Then he killed himself :/

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

anyway, I'm listening to Shakespeare's Sister Hormonally Yours and holy shit it's a pleasant surprise. Alan Moulder co-produced!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

Jeremy Jordan - The Right Kind Of Love

... oh that Jeremy Jordan!

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link

whoa xxpost to Alfred

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

that Jeremy Jordan looked like a young porn star too

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link

Oh man, there's even a third one? Bet you can't tell the, ahem, non-singer here:

https://www.picsofcelebrities.com/celebrity/jeremy-jordan-singer/pictures/large/images-of-jeremy-jordan-singer.jpg

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

What "Right Kind of Love" Jeremy Jordan looks like at 38:

https://i2.wp.com/npcdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/palpatine.jpg?fit=780%2C405&ssl=1

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 July 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

wild that "If" is on the list. the Kaytranada remix of it has been about as reliable and frequently played club record as I've heard in the past decade. I just assumed it was durably popular in general, especially with the surge of attention Janet has gotten in the past few years.

Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix), Friday, 24 July 2020 02:10 (three years ago) link

i'll be shocked if the Scharpling & Wurster "Gas Station Dogs" isn't inspired by that Meat Loaf track

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 24 July 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link

the only thing that jumps out at me in the lists is how much i really despise the entire least-lost list except maybe freedom 90. i exempt queen because fuck, it was never lost, nor was it not-lost, ever.

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Friday, 24 July 2020 03:35 (three years ago) link

the Haddaway was great until SNL ruined it

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 July 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link

"Free Fallin'", "Livin' on the Edge", "Hey Jealousy" classics in their way.

Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Friday, 24 July 2020 03:41 (three years ago) link

well Hey Jealousy at least

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 July 2020 03:43 (three years ago) link

I'm surprised to see "Freedom! '90" listed among songs that had weak chart performance in their day(?) According to ye olde wikipeadia, the single

was a major success on the US Billboard Hot 100, reaching number 8 and selling over 500,000 copies to earn a Gold certification from the RIAA. It remained in the Billboard top 40 for 12 weeks in late 1990 and early 1991.

Your dream has symbolic content (morrisp), Friday, 24 July 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link

people angry that it wasn't the same as Wham's "Freedom"?

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 July 2020 04:09 (three years ago) link

"Deeper and Deeper" is easily one of Madonna's best

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 24 July 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link

dear god that Glenn Medeiros is DIRE

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 July 2020 04:22 (three years ago) link

I kinda love that this odd little segue/obscurity...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sbpnz-nNVU

resulted in this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np_Y740aReI

but also this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYLCA282Rfo

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 24 July 2020 04:32 (three years ago) link

dear god that Glenn Medeiros is DIRE

― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Friday, July 24, 2020

I heard it at Whole Foods on Wednesday!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 July 2020 09:39 (three years ago) link

I'm surprised to see "Freedom! '90" listed among songs that had weak chart performance in their day(?)

i think they just mean that statistically, "freedom! '90" is played on radio these days way more than typical for a song that peaked at #8 etc.

ufo, Friday, 24 July 2020 10:20 (three years ago) link

"Freedom '90" has never gone away. During normal times it was a karaoke favorite.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 July 2020 10:21 (three years ago) link

for others, that is, which was a pleasure for me.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 July 2020 10:21 (three years ago) link

I don't feel like I heard it at all between the 90s & GM's death.

Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix), Saturday, 25 July 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link

heard it at karaoke on occasion, maybe occasionally on muzak somewhere.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 July 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link

Two songs called 'Stay' here and I reckon there would be another in late 90s list.

― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, July 23, 2020 6:01 AM (three days ago)

are you referring to lisa loeb's "stay"? tho i personally often mistake it for a late(r) '90s hit, it was actually a hit in '94 and would have been eligible for this list -- i hear it reasonably often, so am not surprised to see it absent

i enjoy the one by shakespear's sister and would welcome radio playing it more, not that it's likely to

erasure "always" being on this list... yer tellin me that inclusion on robot unicorn attack wasn't enough to secure all-time hit status? :(

dyl, Sunday, 26 July 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link

The Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Marky Mark tracks all rely way too heavily on their samples to get by. (I also remember all of them from elementary school.) And I mean they rely more heavily on their samples than other obvious samples in other popular songs. Like, the title is the same as the original song. But I also used to get annoyed by the Puff Daddy track that sampled the entire musical backing (and melodic hook) of "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

I voted for the Meat Loaf song that I didn't even know was released as a single.

King SunnO))) Adé (Tom Violence), Sunday, 26 July 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link

are you referring to lisa loeb's "stay"? tho i personally often mistake it for a late(r) '90s hit

Do you mistake it for Natalie Imbruglia’s “Torn”? Because I do.

Your dream has symbolic content (morrisp), Sunday, 26 July 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link

i never directly confuse them but the similarity is prob why i tend to get the general timeframe wrong

dyl, Sunday, 26 July 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

The Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Marky Mark tracks all rely way too heavily on their samples to get by. (I also remember all of them from elementary school.) And I mean they rely more heavily on their samples than other obvious samples in other popular songs. Like, the title is the same as the original song. But I also used to get annoyed by the Puff Daddy track that sampled the entire musical backing (and melodic hook) of "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

I voted for the Meat Loaf song that I didn't even know was released as a single.

― King SunnO))) Adé (Tom Violence), Sunday, July 26, 2020 4:34 PM bookmarkflaglink

yeah when I was 11, while I was a fan of Hammer's "delivery", the beat was more my thing and I obviously didn't know who Rick James was at the time.

"Have You Seen Her?" much the same. one time when I was a kid the Chi-Lites song came on the radio and I said "wow dad how do u know Hammer lyrics" until I heard no rapping moments later.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link

Shakespeare's Sister's "Stay" was played like hell that summer, then vanished, and it's still the only post-Eurythmics thing by Dave Stewart I like.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, July 23, 2020 6:54 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

anyway, I'm listening to Shakespeare's Sister Hormonally Yours and holy shit it's a pleasant surprise. Alan Moulder co-produced!

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, July 23, 2020 7:11 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

At the age of 12 (1992) I was completely obsessed by this album, I listened to the cassette twice a night for I think about a year, it's almost certainly the album I have heard the most in my life, and yes, it still seems to basically bear up. I could not believe that Goodbye Cruel World and I Don't Care weren't big hits too.

I know Dave Stewart had a co-writing credit on 'Stay' but suspect that he didn't really have that much of a hand in it.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 July 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 30 July 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link

Over the past week I listened to every song on this list. Man there were a lot of boring power ballads on the charts in the early ‘90s. I’m voting for “Deeper and Deeper”, since “Justified and Ancient” didn’t make the top 50.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 30 July 2020 08:47 (three years ago) link

SO many great tunes on this, but the real answer is:

34. Amy Grant - Every Heartbeat

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

Hmm. As opposed to that other wacky poll, there are only 15 of these I know by title. I'll have to go through and see how many I still don't know after I listen to them.

There's a tight through line between Dave Stewart, Alan Moulder and the Curve principals. For that matter, looks like Stewart was married to Siobhan Fahey from Shakespeare's Sister, so whoot, there that is, too.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link

"If" is the best one here imo

billstevejim, Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 31 July 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link

pleasing grouping of Madonna and George Michael tracks

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 31 July 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link

I like “Deeper and Deeper” but “Daddy couldn’t be all wrong / And my mama made me learn this song” is a really cringey lyric, especially for a chorus.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 31 July 2020 01:37 (three years ago) link

A bridge tho, right?

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Friday, 31 July 2020 01:44 (three years ago) link

thank you to the ppl who voted for "looking through patient eyes" which would have been my second choice behind "justify my love"

dyl, Friday, 31 July 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

I figure the bridge would be “Someone said that romance was dead...” (x-post)

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 31 July 2020 02:46 (three years ago) link


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