Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

my cock's on fire

lol

lol x2

Reagan is my bad desire
whoa, oh oh my cock's on fire

There is something repugnant about Trump, yes, but he is such a raging asshole that it is impossible to be sad about the man.

if you even think about forgiving him in your mind, he'll do something later that day to make in abundantly clear that he deserves zero forgiveness

I'm not sure about forgiveness, but I would be quite susceptible to pitying Donald Trump as I led him to the cell in which he would spend all the remaining days of his life. Of course, he could have a Bible in his cell, for the spiritual comfort it would provide.

make sure it has both old and new testaments!

i think the trump edition has only two corinthians

if he hears you said that, he'll have Kayleigh go fetch him a dozen or so more corinthians

the very best corinthians

*President Trump takes a big bite of steak and is momentarily unable to speak while he chews it*

HEADLINE: Trump Strikes A New, More Presidential Tone. But Will It Last?

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) July 21, 2020

I don’t know how to embed a YouTube but check Mannie Fresh’s IG. Classic.

Intent on showing off to Abe, Trump sent his aides to bring Basham right up to their table. This happens a lot to performers at Mar-a-Lago: They are asked to stand next to the table and sing his requests. Usually something from Phantom of the Opera or Cats.

https://www.miamiherald.com/article244430777.html

and I'm guessing he corrects them on the lyrics a lot

With the wrong lyrics.

If I were the leader of another country at dinner with the president of the United States, and the POTUS hailed over a performer and insisted they sing "Memory," I'd leave the table, tell my staff to pack my bags, and never speak to the POTUS for the rest of his term.

Donald Trump is boring. pic.twitter.com/dgxaYrQpws

— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) August 1, 2020

this is p good, maybe better than the guy throwing shoes at w

Hah, more of that!

Shoes and heckling.

Like, I hope he gets shit on for the rest of his life.

wow

That seems just a little bit fake

i assumed it had to be fake but looks like it's real

One of our Tiktok followers sent us this video of us calling Trump “boring.” pic.twitter.com/JDJ8hzPokz

— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) August 1, 2020

it's from 2016

Looking forward to their follow-on effort: Bored to Death: USA, Trump and COVID-19.

Trump, this morning, introducing his Secretary of the Interior: "He loves the Interior."

— Annie Karni (@anniekarni) August 4, 2020

definitely in character for the guy who gave HUD to his only black friend.

Re that Interior comment, on Reddit earlier someone pointed out the reason Trumpy kept going on about making windows/clear panes in his stupid wall, which seemed WTF at the time, was because some news headlines had said they "wanted transperancy around the building contracts" and... he took that literally??!

just imagining what he did when he was told he should "get his ducks in a row"

xpost I thought it was from the Simpsons:

https://www.cartooncuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Fish-Sandwich-Screenshot.jpg

He's stupider than any person I've ever personally known. Like it isn't even a contest.

He is sitting at his desk in the oval office asking where his TAB is.

Ok. Who made this? It's genius. pic.twitter.com/EkwG2RlDel

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 5, 2020

Credit to Justin T Brown, the editor of this amazing clip. https://t.co/YAY2f88MHp

— edgarwright (@edgarwright) August 5, 2020

Came here to post that, very funny.

https://t.co/56cZJb191r pic.twitter.com/YfobY6Z6s1

— Pictures of Nixon (@picturesofnixon) August 10, 2020

remembering when potato with an "e" meant your were stupid

YOUR WERE

hee hee

Sorry, but this level of ...whatever this is...classic. Actually burst out laughing at the hairy legs quote fade-in.

pic.twitter.com/36b2xC1GZf

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 13, 2020

serious Xavier Renegade Angel vibes going on there

damn, that ad is good

bidet rain

so is DT supposed to be channeling Eddy Grant here or is it Joe B who’s rocking down to Electric Avenue?

Serious question btw – the opening lines are obviously there for a reason:
Down in the street there is violence / And-a lots of work to be done
I mean, this is a cool song and it bangs, so you would want to claim it for yourself and not give it away to your opponent, would you?
But if Trump is the one who will get to work and fix it, he’s also implicitly endorsing this part:
Who is to blame in one country / Never can get to the one
Dealin' in multiplication / And they still can't feed everyone

Or is “Electric Avenue” supposed to be soundtracking the evil protesters, and is Sleepy Joe pathetically slow to respond, unlike that unstoppable Trump/Pence “KAG” (wtf?) train?
But again, this is a cool song and it bangs...

(The answer could of course simply be that they think it sounds clunky and dorky, but they would be wrong)

Because you can't say "Cohen" (phonetically) without "ew:"

👀"From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump’s clandestine lovers, I wasn’t just a witness to the president’s rise—I was an active and eager participant." https://t.co/LdKBeBxHMf

— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) August 13, 2020

Eager for Piss

damn, that's from the foreword. i guess it's time to learn more about trump's penis