love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

there is no doubt she has taken a big donation from a property developer in her constituency, factamundo!

god knows what this Jess Phillips bbc show will be like, it might include the time she told a random black guy at an advice surgery he looked just like Omar from The Wire or maybe some of her offensively stupid opinions on how some Star Wars characters have autism totally mandated by her having a friend with an autistic child!

Hopefully a scene where she demands to see the manager when a deliveroo driver is five minutes late with her pizza

He's in serious trouble whether he's impeached or not - his support is eroding both amongst his political allies and amongst his supporter base (plenty of ppl who were broadly sympathetic to him are angry as fuck now that the shit has hit the fan - I'm speaking from personal experience here). He might not be impeached, he might even turn the crisis around from an electoral pov at some point, but he is undeniably in serious trouble.

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 20 July 2020 bookmarkflaglink

That may affect Bolsanaro's re-election chances but a failure on this scale would, perhaps, have meant people on the streets demanding a swifter end of term.

Much like the fact that I ignore an old injury that causes my ankle to fracture every couple of years, I can’t be bothered to take a few weeks out of circulation to undergo the surgery to fix it. There are too many other things going on and I simply don’t have time.

the stupidest thing i have read about an mp this year. congratulations.
who the fuck puts up with a fractured ankle every couple of years unnecessarily.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdYYRQDXgAAHeon?format=png&name=900x900
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/New_Labour_New_Danger.gif
that look when he knows he's getting some tonight!

he isn't remotely demonic though, he's just a stickler and a dork

yeah Jess's ankle bullshit is the worst kind of "i'm too important to look after myself" posturing

would cross the road to avoid eyes like Rory McGrath there

anyway, i'm not reading the whole article, is it about her not being racist or about her not shilling for Murdoch etc? she's quite right it would be patronising sexism to assume her terrible opinions are the result of some svengali figure, i'm sure she's capable of having her own terrible opinions for money.

also since we know she consistently lies and dissembles about her upbringing and class background, why should we assume anything else she says is true?

the holiday home in Provence was a one up one down ffs!

it is, of course, on the subject of johnny depp and amber heard’s current court proceedings

MPs have voted against New Clause 17, with 340 votes to 251.

The New Clause intended to protect the NHS and publicly funded health and care services in other parts of the UK from any form of control from outside the UK. pic.twitter.com/KIrFe5Slyc

— UK House of Commons (@HouseofCommons) July 20, 2020

who the fuck puts up with a fractured ankle every couple of years unnecessarily.

Hi dere - football injury written off as a sprain that gets really fucking sore every once in a while and doc thinks it was probably fractured and probably never quite healed but probably not worth the surgery as it always settles down again.

I am Jess Philips aicmfp now what's keeping thst pizza?

I have a piece of metal screwed into and holding my right ankle together after breaking it really badly 12 years ago, and it gives me excruciating pain. And also I have problems with my left ankle because of it compensating for how dysfunctional my right is. Yet I still walk at least 50 miles a week, without recourse to self-victimising melodramatic bullshit or taking 50 grand cheques off dodgy property developers or bullying pizza hut staff during a pandemic! Fuck off Jess!

She doesn't have the time to walk 50 miles a week.

previously unreleased Proclaimers demo

And me wi' a bad ankle.

Idk what the point is of not withdrawing the whip over stuff like this, esp with a big majority.

wow. this guy's a real piece of work.

goodness gammon gracious

That pile up of messages is absolutely horrifying. I assume it's edited to protect the intern and that the reality is worse.

I thought we'd discussed this guy before and he's the guy who broke lockdown rules and threw a party right?

The date on those messages makes it even worse - that's the absolute peak of the pandemic, the point where a thousand people were dying a day.

Phil Mitchell MP

xp yeah we did, assume this is just them showing impunity to consequences as per

So the Russia report basically boils down to 'who knows, nobody has investigated anything'?

She's ready:

#RussiaReport tomorrow: 10.30am
Note:

🇷🇺It’s a cross-party report

🇷🇺It’s national security not ‘politics’

🇷🇺Arron Banks is on manoeuvres

🇷🇺An ex-KGB agent owns significant bits of our print media

🇷🇺If Harwood or Grimes get asked to discuss, I swear I will burn Twitter down https://t.co/vIL6U5zgSg

— Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) July 20, 2020

that russia report in full:

http://www.coastdigital.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/shrug-shoulders-1024x680.jpg

can't confirm what you won't investigate *taps head*

Copied this tweet from a locked account on twitter:

"The actual core report is about 35 pages long, lol. Says things like "Russia undoubtedly uses 'bots' on social media""

the Stephen Kinnock account retweeted Aaron Banks yesterday then hastily deleted rt when it realised what it had done.

It’s national security not ‘politics’

lol

So the Russia report basically boils down to 'who knows, nobody has investigated anything'?

Not especially sure it was worth suppressing in the first place.

...and my understanding is that Netanyahu was saved by the covid crisis?

https://www.timesofisrael.com/in-jerusalem-and-tel-aviv-thousands-rail-against-netanyahu-covid-19-polices/

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Monday, 20 July 2020 bookmarkflaglink

I was talking about the period of the last Israeli elections but this is good to see.

Report here:

https://www.scribd.com/document/469886680/Russia-Report#download&from_embed

Lol, Applebaum's response to the report is we need go to the EU and say we've made a mistake and beg them to take us back. That would be a fun 2nd ref.

just having a little laugh at this

Reading through the Russia Report today. I prefer takes delivered after studying a document, rather than after skimming the executive summary.

— Louise Mensch (@LouiseMensch) July 21, 2020

No new pay rise for nurses, confirms Downing Street. https://t.co/SuDL6gPB29 pic.twitter.com/pOQyjE2TeN

— NursingNotes (@NursingNotesUK) July 21, 2020

Our police have kept our communities safe throughout the last few months, often in the most difficult circumstances.

We’re giving them a pay rise. pic.twitter.com/DkcEbXZiD7

— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) July 21, 2020

clap for.... defund the... oh whatever

Lol, Applebaum's response to the report is we need go to the EU and say we've made a mistake and beg them to take us back. That would be a fun 2nd ref.

The list of 'external expert witnesses' is amazing.

Applebaum, Bill Browder, Edward Lucas, the dude from the Institute of Statecraft, Christopher Steele and...that's it.

The intelligence community is being raked over the coals for not taking the threat seriously enough for the liking of a band of absolute goons.

Although it's redacted, i think it's pretty obvious that they're being accused of focusing almost exclusively on China instead.

if you are wanting an impartial expert to give opinions on modern Russia you are perhaps better off not listening to someone with a history of extreme western chauvinism and a Scruton apologist and someone's whose history books are basically no better than the publishing wing of the victims of communism foundation .

oh dear Scampi is trending, but alas not the food - it's a deceased cat!

Should be Scampo, surely. Anyway it’s not Scampi, it’s Kevin (who is a girl). 😞

destroy this fucking party

This kind of focus slides the party back into the New Labour ASBO moral panic direction by the way. Looking to extend criminalisation of teenagers based on the argument that they’re undermining public standards of civility https://t.co/hHqZrdBmbk

— Jase (@jasebyjason) July 21, 2020

don't know anything about kevin the cat, but as much as I moan about the bloodthirstiness of cats and them constantly shitting in my garden and murdering birds at my feeding station. Earlier I saw a sparrowhawk with a small bird in its talons, screaming in agony as it flew over my head into a garden. And it gave me a proper fuck you and mind your own business look when I peered over the hedge to see it finishing the poor bird off on the grass. But still this was a magnificent creature!

I wish some bird of prey would swoop down + npick up Nandy and peck out her eyes and drop her from 90 feet high onto Sir Kier

there's actually been a lammergeier (the great alpine vulture said to have killed aeschylus with a dropped tortoise) in the peak district lately, birdwatching twitter has been agog