overuse of referring to people as 'individuals'
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
dividuals
― pomenitul, Friday, 17 July 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
Makes me think of awkward police officers making stilted appeals for information.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 17 July 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link
"individual" sounds like police speak to me too
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 17 July 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
"the wife" -- i know a couple of good people that use this, but i hate it!
― Thicc Nhat Wanh (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link
better half
ball and chain
trouble and strife
the missus
ugh
― Willa Catheter (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link
All awful. Likewise 'hubby'.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link
“The wife” is “the worst”
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link
Use her name or leave her out of it
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link
I choose to believe it's shorthand for 'The Wife of Bath'.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link
"ugh" is just plain rude
― jmm, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link
‘er indoors
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:25 (three years ago) link
... I was literally just going to post that.
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:26 (three years ago) link
The Duchess of Fife
― fetter, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link
waifu
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link
i would rather be called waifu than any of the above
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
I'd rather be a husbando than a hubby, so I see where you're coming from.
'Consort' is underrated.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link
In Scotland, you hear 'man' used for husband, simple but effective.
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
Is "a wife" better than "the wife"?
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
I'm guessing "the little woman" won't meet with much approval here.
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link
Same in Romanian (we also have a dish that's quite similar to haggis called 'drob').
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link
"our lass" won't get any shrift either!
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link
That's me cancelled
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
tbf saying "the wife" is helpful for those old rich SOBs who have trouble remembering their current wife's name
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
Also useful when you exclusively conceive of relationships in terms of Platonic Ideals: 'the wife', 'the friend', 'the rival', etc.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
"the wife, the friend, the rival" by My Dying Bride
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link
'…and her lover'
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link
I use "my wife" on ILX because I don't use my government name on ILX and I'm not going to drop hers here either. I could call her Mrs. Aimless, but that doesn't seem like an improvement, because she kept her own name when we got married and she isn't "Mrs. Aimless".
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:28 (three years ago) link
Endless Nameless Aimless
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link
I can't really see what do wrong with my wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend. I mean, not all in one go, perhaps.
― Alba, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link
there's a world of difference btw "my wife" and "the wife"
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link
I call my partner "my Zamboni machine"
I am single.
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link
i thought your partner posted here tbh but then i realized it was just a sock
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
The sock.
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link
the worst version of the not-present wife I've heard is an acquaintance who simply says "her" and "she" - no name, not "my wife" or "the wife"
like "yes I fancy a pint but I'll need to talk to her first"
horrible
― オニモ (onimo), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:18 (three years ago) link
My personal least favorite is when my dad refers to my mom (when talking w me) as “your mother” They’re still married!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:08 (three years ago) link
that reads as absolutely normal parentspeak to me
― Steppin' RZA (sic), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link
Yeah, huh?
When I am talking to my children I wouldn't refer to my wife as "Mother" or "Mom," because she's not my mother. I wouldn't refer to her as "Elisabeth." To me it would be weird to say "son, Elisabeth says you still need to brush your teeth."
"Your mother is coming home soon." "Your mom is at the store."
I don't get what I'm supposed to say instead.
― vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:18 (three years ago) link
"Hey children, what do you think my wife wants for her birthday?"
― vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link
My personal least favorite is when my dad refers to my mom (when talking w me) as “your mother”They’re still married!
This has bothered me my whole life!
― Thicc Nhat Wanh (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link
my wife and sister-in-law refer to their mother as "your mother" when talking to each other because neither wants to claim ownership
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link
that one's greaat
― Steppin' RZA (sic), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:24 (three years ago) link
Still not getting what one should say instead. "Offspring Unit B, I distinctly recall that Spousal Unit One directed you to empty the waste receptacles."
― vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:27 (three years ago) link
Yeah, my mom would say, "Well, what do you want me to call him?" And admittedly I didn't have a good answer. Yet, it still seemed so impersonal
― Thicc Nhat Wanh (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link
"Son, I hear from the Hubster that you're not doing your homework."
Is that better?
― vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link
"the wife" iirc
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link
sometimes when i'm speaking to my little brother i will tactically employ the "your mother" usage just to get under his skin
"you know man, your mother was really disappointed with how you behaved at thanksgiving last year. did you really need to have that much wine ?"
then we beat the shit out of each other
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link
Shenanigans
People on social media talking about what kind of "shenanigans they got into this weekend!" Wow, you drank outside.
― p.j.b. (pj), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:21 (three years ago) link
xp do you burn each other w "your mother" jokes
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link
no just matchbooks and fireworks like normal people
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link