Climate change is not real, and it is real but it’s good for agriculture, and also there’s nothing we can do about it. They’ve been rehearsing this bit since I was born
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 July 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
lmao that this guy wound up on with the job where you'd least want someone who's "just thinking out loud"
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 July 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
someone who's "just thinking out loud"
― bat ain't Thad (sic), Thursday, 16 July 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link
So shower heads, you take a shower, the water doesn’t come out. You wanna wash your hands, the water doesn’t come out... Dishwashers you didn’t have any water... In most places of the country, water is not a problem. They don’t know what do with it. It’s called rain
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 July 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link
today I tried to open a door and the knob fell off. then I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off.
i'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 July 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link
Thanks to the dementia or the adderall or whatever it was actually closer to “You want to wash your hands and the watersssssumout”
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 16 July 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/07/trump-wallowing-self-pity/614434/
One senses in Donald Trump no joy, no delight, no laughter. All the emotions that drive him are negative. There is something repugnant about Trump, yes, but there is also something quite sad about the man. He is a damaged soul. In another time, in a different circumstance, there would perhaps be room to pity such a person. But for now, it is best for the pity to wait. There are other things to which to attend. The American public faces one great and morally urgent task above all others between now and November: to do everything in its power to remove from the presidency a self-pitying man who is shattering the nation and doesn’t even care.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
would you say he's... increasingly isolated?
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link
Dud, methinks. he looks like an orange cheeto
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link
The conservative movement in the 1980s, although hardly flawless, was intellectually serious and politically optimistic. And Reagan himself was a man of personal decency, grace, and class.
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link
ideas/
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link
William Bennett, a man of intellectual seriousness and optimism.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link
my cock's on fire
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
lol
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link
lol x2
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link
Reagan is my bad desirewhoa, oh oh my cock's on fire
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link
There is something repugnant about Trump, yes, but he is such a raging asshole that it is impossible to be sad about the man.
― Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
if you even think about forgiving him in your mind, he'll do something later that day to make in abundantly clear that he deserves zero forgiveness
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link
I'm not sure about forgiveness, but I would be quite susceptible to pitying Donald Trump as I led him to the cell in which he would spend all the remaining days of his life. Of course, he could have a Bible in his cell, for the spiritual comfort it would provide.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
make sure it has both old and new testaments!
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link
i think the trump edition has only two corinthians
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link
if he hears you said that, he'll have Kayleigh go fetch him a dozen or so more corinthians
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link
the very best corinthians
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link
*President Trump takes a big bite of steak and is momentarily unable to speak while he chews it*HEADLINE: Trump Strikes A New, More Presidential Tone. But Will It Last?— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) July 21, 2020
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link
I don’t know how to embed a YouTube but check Mannie Fresh’s IG. Classic.
― Yelploaf, Thursday, 30 July 2020 04:16 (three years ago) link
Intent on showing off to Abe, Trump sent his aides to bring Basham right up to their table. This happens a lot to performers at Mar-a-Lago: They are asked to stand next to the table and sing his requests. Usually something from Phantom of the Opera or Cats.
https://www.miamiherald.com/article244430777.html
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 August 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
and I'm guessing he corrects them on the lyrics a lot
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link
With the wrong lyrics.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 August 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
If I were the leader of another country at dinner with the president of the United States, and the POTUS hailed over a performer and insisted they sing "Memory," I'd leave the table, tell my staff to pack my bags, and never speak to the POTUS for the rest of his term.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Saturday, 1 August 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
Donald Trump is boring. pic.twitter.com/dgxaYrQpws— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) August 1, 2020
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
this is p good, maybe better than the guy throwing shoes at w
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link
Hah, more of that!
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link
Shoes and heckling.
Like, I hope he gets shit on for the rest of his life.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link
wow
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:20 (three years ago) link
That seems just a little bit fake
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link
i assumed it had to be fake but looks like it's real
One of our Tiktok followers sent us this video of us calling Trump “boring.” pic.twitter.com/JDJ8hzPokz— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) August 1, 2020
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 1 August 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
it's from 2016
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 1 August 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link
Looking forward to their follow-on effort: Bored to Death: USA, Trump and COVID-19.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 2 August 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link
Trump, this morning, introducing his Secretary of the Interior: "He loves the Interior."— Annie Karni (@anniekarni) August 4, 2020
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link
definitely in character for the guy who gave HUD to his only black friend.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
Re that Interior comment, on Reddit earlier someone pointed out the reason Trumpy kept going on about making windows/clear panes in his stupid wall, which seemed WTF at the time, was because some news headlines had said they "wanted transperancy around the building contracts" and... he took that literally??!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link
just imagining what he did when he was told he should "get his ducks in a row"
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
xpost I thought it was from the Simpsons:
https://www.cartooncuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Fish-Sandwich-Screenshot.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link
He's stupider than any person I've ever personally known. Like it isn't even a contest.
― Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:30 (three years ago) link
He is sitting at his desk in the oval office asking where his TAB is.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 01:02 (three years ago) link
Ok. Who made this? It's genius. pic.twitter.com/EkwG2RlDel— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 5, 2020
― chonky floof (groovypanda), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 08:26 (three years ago) link
Credit to Justin T Brown, the editor of this amazing clip. https://t.co/YAY2f88MHp— edgarwright (@edgarwright) August 5, 2020
― Steppin' RZA (sic), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 08:39 (three years ago) link
Came here to post that, very funny.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link
https://t.co/56cZJb191r pic.twitter.com/YfobY6Z6s1— Pictures of Nixon (@picturesofnixon) August 10, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link