should "Lean On Me" replace "The Star-Spangled Banner" as the US national anthem?

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Give me mandatory disco sing-a-longs or give me death.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

Give me mandatory disco sing-a-longs or give me death.

― Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:32 (twenty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

'i feel love' can be yours, and 'left to my own devices' ours, and everyone wins

imago, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

/remembers that Eric H is Canadian, not USAmerican

imago, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link

anyway, I already recorded the real national anthem:

Don't mean to embarrass you here but this is not actually an embed of 'Bring Out The Katz'

nashwan, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link

I'm Minne-Canadian.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link

it's back on

imago, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

why is there no option for "no anthems"

just to annoy everyone tbh

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link

i'm annoyed

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link

xxpost from the Minne-Can Republic

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link

"The Star-Spangled Banner" > "Lean On Me" musically speaking

the hideous hot take I was waiting for!

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link

needs a guest verse IMO

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

The Vajazzled Banner

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link

None of the arguments in that piece seem like reasons to pick a song as the national anthem? I could understand preferring "Lift Every Voice", "God Bless America", or "This Land Is Your Land" but "Lean on Me" is political correctness gone mad. As a non-American, I voted to keep TSSB bc Hendrix.

Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:02 (three years ago) link

if they just played the hendrix solo at every sporting event and no one sang: sure

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link

Don't mean to embarrass you here but this is not actually an embed of 'Bring Out The Katz'

yo Griff.... LIFT EV'RY VOICE!

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

half the stadium yelling OH, the other half yelling YES

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:15 (three years ago) link

currently discovering that i do support replacing the national anthem with "bring in the katz"

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link

This is truly an opportunity to bring the entire nation together

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link

Also bc I <3 that every American has to sing a descending sixth and then go up to the raised subdominant in the third bar of their anthem xps

Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

Lots of people stan for "America the Beautiful" and not without reason - way too religious for me but there is the germ of a good idea in it. It's more about what the nation can become than how allegedly awesome the nation currently is.

"Confirm thy soul in self-control; thy liberty in law" = like, we know there's still some good in you, so please start showing it. We like the representative democratic aspects of the constitution, but you need to get better at actually living up to those principles. "Crown thy good with brotherhood" = the good things about you ("the better angels of our natures," one might say) need to be backed by fostering and promoting moves toward ACTUAL real equality.

Still, way too god-centric for irreligious me. Ditto "God Bless America," obv.

I would be okay with Lift Every Voice and Sing but only if DJP's recording is the only authorized version, and all lesser musicians are prohibited from even attempting it.

Blursday the Vagueteenth of Whenember (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link

national anthem should be yes's version of simon's 'america' and fans should be forced to sing steve howe's guitar solo. if they bum a note, they don't really love america, do they?

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link

Neil Diamond's America

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link

Europe's "The Final Countdown"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link

Still, way too god-centric for irreligious me.

this is a major reason I like "Lean on Me"

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

The same could be said for "Dude Looks Like a Lady," of course

Blursday the Vagueteenth of Whenember (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

Also bc I <3 that every American has to sing a descending sixth and then go up to the raised subdominant in the third bar of their anthem xps

100% OTM

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

star-spangled banner isn't a banger or anything, but i appreciate the anachronisms, SAT words, bizarre syntax, and quaint contractions.

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

I was just informed that Americans don't actually sing this song with a range of a 12th every morning in school and just recite some pledge instead. I no longer admire the American spirit in taking on this challenge. Now I just want your anthem to be "Don't Stop Believin'" or some shit.

Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

I would vote for "Dude Looks Like A Lady", for president even

Joey Corona (Euler), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

Imagine if before every football game, the crowd rose to their feet and gave a solemn rendition of "Goodies" by Ciara

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

they do this in atlanta already, iirc

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

#actually the anthem should just be prince's solo on 'while my guitar gently weeps' at the 2004 r&rhof ceremony

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

the anthem should just be gentle weeping

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

Also bc I <3 that every American has to sing a descending sixth and then go up to the raised subdominant in the third bar of their anthem xps

Thank you! Also, everyone who can hold their hand's shape in place for more than a few seconds can play the entirety of "Lean On Me" on the piano, which means it is not good and in fact bad.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link

No, because I don't want "Lean on Me" being sullied by having to be the American National Anthem.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

^^that is a good reason!

meanwhile "songs that are easy to play are inferior", if that is indeed the take, baffles me

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

Acting like you aren't aware of the existence of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgkThdzX-8

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

star-spangled banner isn't a banger or anything, but i appreciate the anachronisms, SAT words, bizarre syntax, and quaint contractions.

It's been pointed out that the normally sung lyrics are, grammatically, one really long question.

Blursday the Vagueteenth of Whenember (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

this writer truly does not understand what an anthem is

― imago, Wednesday, July 15, 2020 9:54 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

He's a guy who writes about music. You may have just seen him in your local bookshop/music paper/Private Eye.

jaymc, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

It's been pointed out that the normally sung lyrics are, grammatically, one really long question.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cE6Pg2q3lI

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

in retrospect I should not have included an option that enables voters to make clear they hate america; stacks the deck

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

He's a guy who writes about music. You may have just seen him in your local bookshop/music paper/Private Eye.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:49 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

i recanted that one p quickly, mea culpa

imago, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

It's been pointed out that the normally sung lyrics are, grammatically, one really long question.

I humbly submit "Is That All There Is?" for consideration. Trump loves it iirc so it might even get some backing

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link

Ok but... "What Is Love?" is also a question

Blursday the Vagueteenth of Whenember (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

Hmm.... Deee-Lite or Haddaway? Or... MASHUP?????

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVgasCtUM4s

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

DJP: mashup, no question

Blursday the Vagueteenth of Whenember (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

(never mind, it was Howard Jones fwiw)

Blursday the Vagueteenth of Whenember (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

"No One is to Blame" does kinda feel like this country's national anthem rn

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

Most EW&F songs would be great new national anthems.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 December 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

otm

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 30 December 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

dying at the CPAC rendition upthread which I somehow missed. holy shit.

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 April 2024 14:46 (three days ago) link

It’s incredible

Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Monday, 15 April 2024 15:51 (three days ago) link


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