US Politics: July 2020 - "Denigrating this Luxury Avenue"

by same logic, Dems need to run Oprah vs DJT

You say that like no one has thought of it or spread it around Twitter in the past 4 years

well i'm still hoping it's a 0.00001% option over Citibank Joe

btw it appears to be infrastructure gut the environment week

https://www.cbs46.com/news/president-donald-trump-to-visit-atlanta-to-discuss-transportation-agenda/article_e5afe7b2-c61d-11ea-82c0-f372d50be3f1.html

dunking on his college football record is pretty funny

Doug Jones should literally just call up specific plays that pissed off fans "Mr. Tuberville, you're down by 14 on your own 35 yard line....3rd and 7....you run up the middle?? I'm sorry but Alabama can't take this kind of leadership"

Kanye West has ended his presidential bid per Fox News

— Emma Kinery (@EmmaKinery) July 15, 2020

shit

good start

in other news I have ended my Mr. Universe campaign

quick, we need something else for liberals to kneejerk panic about

good morning!!

√\in other news I have ended my Mr. Universe campaign

― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, July 15, 2020 8:48 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Simon I believe in you even if you don't believe in yourself, we've come too far to give up now

thatll be tough given their laser-focused priorities xxp

Richard Page of Mr Mister has joined the race

DON'T VOTE FOR SIMON H EVEN AS A JOKE

godDAMN ‘Alabama Dems’ going the fuck off!

drag em dems

WE GONNA DRAG YOU DOWN
LUXURY AVENUE
AND THEN WE SAY GOODBYE-UH

whoever’s in charge of that twitter account should be the next DNC chair

Hegar back to polling 10 points down. Friendship ended. Doug Jones is my new best friend.

I’m guessing the almost psychotic role college football plays in Southern states means these burns are especially great, yes?

Biden still rolling with a 13 point lead in Pennsylvania, 53-40, among RVs in new Monmouth poll. https://t.co/FUA7EiBhTP

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) July 15, 2020

Not that you should judge polls this way, but surely the poll unskewers will be disappointed to learn that this sample is even by Party ID and Trump+5 on recalled vote

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) July 15, 2020

I'm just gonna say it: Trump actively trying to get his voters killed will backfire

"But Many Anticipate Secret Trump Vote" is a thin fuckin' reed in 2020.

'11am jefferson-pilot game' is a nice detail

college football, especially Bama/Auburn, is perhaps the only thing that every single Alabama voter knows and cares about, and since Tuberville doesn't have any other record to run on, it's not even gratuitous to keep dragging him about it ... chef's kiss

Kanye West has ended his presidential bid per Fox News

Kanye, we hardly knew, umm, ye.

wait, are we entertaining the idea that because the republican candidate has nothing of substance to run on, in the state of alabama, they might be in trouble in the election? iirc you can be an openly slimy pedophile with nothing of substance to run on and still nearly win the election as a republican

It's almost to your benefit, afaict.

lol @ nickn

things that are real:

Just posted on the president’s Instagram pic.twitter.com/kAs4f3QaB0

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) July 15, 2020

he thinks his followers are as dumb as he is

remember how a few years ago this would've been a huge scandal b/c it's blatantly illegal to do this

most of them are! xpost

when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.

goya . . . chocolate wafers?

goya coconut milk is the worst!

chocolate wafers are popular in Latin America

that's ridiculous - goya has a sterling reputation for quality, all patriots love the taste

xp

The Best Taco Bowls Are Made With Goya Chocolate Wafers!

I Love The Mexicans!

most people would've forgotten about the Goya thing in a month or so but of course Trump/the GOP stupidly made it into a lifelong boycott thing.

It is flabbergastingly sociopathic that he's doing this, even more so while a thousand people in this country are dying every day from a pandemic.

I've always thought of Goya as the brand you get when they're out of Herdez and La Preferida

*frontline voice*

"in july 2020, the trump campaign seemed to be at an all-time low, with little hope for recovery. but then along came a little can, with a short name, packed with big flavor, and long lasting political ramifications that you're not gonna believe COMIN' UP

i limit my intake of Stupid Grifter Stories so i literally dont know what thats all about

Goya guy gave Trump money, boycott ensued, Trump doubled down.

tl,dr - Goya CEO is big Trump supporter and said we're "blessed" to have him as a leader; people rightfully pointed out this is dumb given Trump's treatment of the Latinx community and talked about boycotting, Goya CEO called the boycott "suppression of free speech", Trump, Teddy Cruz and others suddenly developed huge Goya boners and won't shut up about them to the point of Cruz flat out lying about his grandparents eating them in Cuba for longer than they even would have been available there

or what DJI said

xpost it might also be a regional thing due to where their headquarters is located but Goya is like the only thing I see when I buy beans.