US Politics: July 2020 - "Denigrating this Luxury Avenue"

jeff.

jeff.

Rather than fight Trump, who remains very popular among Alabama Republicans, Sessions spent the final months of the campaign pledging his loyalty to a president who constantly demeans him. He told voters that he was, in fact, the real pro-Trump candidate because he had spent so much time working on the immigration and trade policies that are the centerpiece of the president’s agenda.

Emerging from casting his own ballot Tuesday morning, Sessions made one final, almost sad, assertion that he would be a Trump purist if he won his old seat back, noting that several staunch conservatives had overcome the president’s endorsement of other candidates in recent weeks.

“In all three, the candidate who actually won was a stronger supporter of the Trump agenda,” Sessions told reporters.

goddammit jeff

everyone's gone home jeff. come home. it's time. you can be racist at home

so I guess the dems are probably going to lose one senate seat eh :-/

Not necessarily; a state stupid enough to put a college football coach up as a Senate candidate just because he was a college football coach is stupid enough that voters who are also fans of his rival college may well refuse to vote for him.

Holy SHIT pic.twitter.com/SlztuxewtY

— 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕒𝕕 (@HaitianDvorce) July 15, 2020

by same logic, Dems need to run Oprah vs DJT

You say that like no one has thought of it or spread it around Twitter in the past 4 years

well i'm still hoping it's a 0.00001% option over Citibank Joe

btw it appears to be infrastructure gut the environment week

https://www.cbs46.com/news/president-donald-trump-to-visit-atlanta-to-discuss-transportation-agenda/article_e5afe7b2-c61d-11ea-82c0-f372d50be3f1.html

dunking on his college football record is pretty funny

Doug Jones should literally just call up specific plays that pissed off fans "Mr. Tuberville, you're down by 14 on your own 35 yard line....3rd and 7....you run up the middle?? I'm sorry but Alabama can't take this kind of leadership"

Kanye West has ended his presidential bid per Fox News

— Emma Kinery (@EmmaKinery) July 15, 2020

shit

good start

in other news I have ended my Mr. Universe campaign

quick, we need something else for liberals to kneejerk panic about

good morning!!

√\in other news I have ended my Mr. Universe campaign

― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, July 15, 2020 8:48 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Simon I believe in you even if you don't believe in yourself, we've come too far to give up now

thatll be tough given their laser-focused priorities xxp

Richard Page of Mr Mister has joined the race

DON'T VOTE FOR SIMON H EVEN AS A JOKE

godDAMN ‘Alabama Dems’ going the fuck off!

drag em dems

WE GONNA DRAG YOU DOWN
LUXURY AVENUE
AND THEN WE SAY GOODBYE-UH

whoever’s in charge of that twitter account should be the next DNC chair

Hegar back to polling 10 points down. Friendship ended. Doug Jones is my new best friend.

I’m guessing the almost psychotic role college football plays in Southern states means these burns are especially great, yes?

Biden still rolling with a 13 point lead in Pennsylvania, 53-40, among RVs in new Monmouth poll. https://t.co/FUA7EiBhTP

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) July 15, 2020

Not that you should judge polls this way, but surely the poll unskewers will be disappointed to learn that this sample is even by Party ID and Trump+5 on recalled vote

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) July 15, 2020

I'm just gonna say it: Trump actively trying to get his voters killed will backfire

"But Many Anticipate Secret Trump Vote" is a thin fuckin' reed in 2020.

'11am jefferson-pilot game' is a nice detail

college football, especially Bama/Auburn, is perhaps the only thing that every single Alabama voter knows and cares about, and since Tuberville doesn't have any other record to run on, it's not even gratuitous to keep dragging him about it ... chef's kiss

Kanye West has ended his presidential bid per Fox News

Kanye, we hardly knew, umm, ye.

wait, are we entertaining the idea that because the republican candidate has nothing of substance to run on, in the state of alabama, they might be in trouble in the election? iirc you can be an openly slimy pedophile with nothing of substance to run on and still nearly win the election as a republican

It's almost to your benefit, afaict.

lol @ nickn

things that are real:

Just posted on the president’s Instagram pic.twitter.com/kAs4f3QaB0

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) July 15, 2020

he thinks his followers are as dumb as he is

remember how a few years ago this would've been a huge scandal b/c it's blatantly illegal to do this

most of them are! xpost

when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.

goya . . . chocolate wafers?

goya coconut milk is the worst!

chocolate wafers are popular in Latin America

that's ridiculous - goya has a sterling reputation for quality, all patriots love the taste

xp

The Best Taco Bowls Are Made With Goya Chocolate Wafers!

I Love The Mexicans!

most people would've forgotten about the Goya thing in a month or so but of course Trump/the GOP stupidly made it into a lifelong boycott thing.

It is flabbergastingly sociopathic that he's doing this, even more so while a thousand people in this country are dying every day from a pandemic.

I've always thought of Goya as the brand you get when they're out of Herdez and La Preferida

*frontline voice*

"in july 2020, the trump campaign seemed to be at an all-time low, with little hope for recovery. but then along came a little can, with a short name, packed with big flavor, and long lasting political ramifications that you're not gonna believe COMIN' UP