US Politics: July 2020 - "Denigrating this Luxury Avenue"

full statement:

Justice Ginsburg was admitted to The Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, Maryland early this morning for treatment of a possible infection. She was initially evaluated at Sibley Memorial Hospital in Washington, D.C. last night after experiencing fever and chills. She underwent an endoscopic procedure at Johns Hopkins this afternoon to clean out a bile duct stent that was placed last August. The Justice is resting comfortably and will stay in the hospital for a few days to receive intravenous antibiotic treatment.

they already eliminated the filibuster for supreme court confirmations with gorsuch

and kavanaugh still barely squeaked in even after the bar was lowered to 50 + Pence's potential tie breaker.

lol this fucking presser

just using an official Rose Garden presser as a campaign rally nbd

still deeply funny to me so many people are so gun shy from 2016 they think trump has some secret mode he’s gonna pivot into at any moment when all he does is go out in public and puke on himself in more spectacular fashion than the last time he did it

— kilgore trout, suburban female understander (@KT_So_It_Goes) July 14, 2020

Per the presser... in America in twenty years: suburbs are outlawed, buildings have no windows, women vergender (?), lobsters something something.

are you pro-vergender or anti-window?? pick a side!!

Justin Vergender

Vergenders Endgame

Maybe she will retire

Women have a vergender, boys have a covfefe.

Hens fap

does anyone have thoughts on theresa greenfield (running against Ernst in IA)? her website looks like a squarespace demo

tell me more about the lobsters, I'm still deciding who I'm voting for

i donated to her because she's running against ernst. i have no thoughts on her.

(that's an xp to karl malone)

mh likely knows the inside scoop on ernst's opponent.

The people of Alabama apparently believe the rest of America should have to say the words "Senator Tuberville" without laughing.

lol I saw someone online suggest playing up the Alabama/Auburn rivalry as a way to get fans of the former to vindictively vote against him. In this situation that's so stupid it might just be smart.

fuck sports rivalries as politics

Caught about two minutes of his whatever-it-was today. Very satisfying to hear how robotic and lifeless--demoralized, I assume--he sounded.

things that are real:

If it’s Goya, it has to be good.
Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno. pic.twitter.com/9tjVrfmo9z

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 15, 2020

I literally just read about the Goya thing five minutes ago

https://frinkiac.com/video/S04E16/jIH3d9cvIon28WebnHsM6KV-aXc=.gif

I would have thought she'd be more of an all beans matter sorta person

ted cruz's grandparents ate two cans of goya beans every day despite their being made in nyc and unavailable in cuba at the time

that's how much they loved america

Goya was terrible before their politics. They gave me pantry moths and diarrhea. Maybe they’ll impart the same blessings to 1600 Penn Ave.

...ohhhhh boya.

jeff.

jeff.

Rather than fight Trump, who remains very popular among Alabama Republicans, Sessions spent the final months of the campaign pledging his loyalty to a president who constantly demeans him. He told voters that he was, in fact, the real pro-Trump candidate because he had spent so much time working on the immigration and trade policies that are the centerpiece of the president’s agenda.

Emerging from casting his own ballot Tuesday morning, Sessions made one final, almost sad, assertion that he would be a Trump purist if he won his old seat back, noting that several staunch conservatives had overcome the president’s endorsement of other candidates in recent weeks.

“In all three, the candidate who actually won was a stronger supporter of the Trump agenda,” Sessions told reporters.

goddammit jeff

everyone's gone home jeff. come home. it's time. you can be racist at home

so I guess the dems are probably going to lose one senate seat eh :-/

Not necessarily; a state stupid enough to put a college football coach up as a Senate candidate just because he was a college football coach is stupid enough that voters who are also fans of his rival college may well refuse to vote for him.

Holy SHIT pic.twitter.com/SlztuxewtY

— 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕒𝕕 (@HaitianDvorce) July 15, 2020

by same logic, Dems need to run Oprah vs DJT

You say that like no one has thought of it or spread it around Twitter in the past 4 years

well i'm still hoping it's a 0.00001% option over Citibank Joe

btw it appears to be infrastructure gut the environment week

https://www.cbs46.com/news/president-donald-trump-to-visit-atlanta-to-discuss-transportation-agenda/article_e5afe7b2-c61d-11ea-82c0-f372d50be3f1.html

dunking on his college football record is pretty funny

Doug Jones should literally just call up specific plays that pissed off fans "Mr. Tuberville, you're down by 14 on your own 35 yard line....3rd and 7....you run up the middle?? I'm sorry but Alabama can't take this kind of leadership"

Kanye West has ended his presidential bid per Fox News

— Emma Kinery (@EmmaKinery) July 15, 2020

shit

good start

in other news I have ended my Mr. Universe campaign

quick, we need something else for liberals to kneejerk panic about

good morning!!

√\in other news I have ended my Mr. Universe campaign

― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, July 15, 2020 8:48 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Simon I believe in you even if you don't believe in yourself, we've come too far to give up now

thatll be tough given their laser-focused priorities xxp

Richard Page of Mr Mister has joined the race

DON'T VOTE FOR SIMON H EVEN AS A JOKE

godDAMN ‘Alabama Dems’ going the fuck off!

drag em dems