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'And' is just 'cum'.

― pomenitul, Monday, July 13, 2020 10:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 10:53 (three years ago) link

Yes. Brown is tweaking and tightening.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, July 14, 2020 8:34 PM (seven minutes ago)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link

seriously, you could all have the assfuck that Alfred and I have.
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link

Hmm

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link

the dead wish they could choogle.

― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, July 17, 2020 7:18 PM

pomenitul, Friday, 17 July 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link

lol

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 17 July 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

El Tomboto
Posted: 11 June 2020 at 01:11:37

My favorite rimworld streamer discovered terraria and is now on hour 23 of his hardcore stream

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

"rimworld"

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

contact your doctor if you experience hardcore stream for 4 hours or more

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

misread rimworld steamer

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link

I’m ok with the top 2 but deleuze is more fun than any of these guys except maybe fred on occasion

― If you choose too long a name, your new display name will be truncated in (Left), Tuesday, July 21, 2020 11:51 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 07:10 (three years ago) link

Good one.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 09:34 (three years ago) link

nice cups xp

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 28, 2020 9:44 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

This is about Underworld, right?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 July 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link

Right now I am really valuing walking round the corner to get coffee because Tina, who makes me coffee, is the only human being other than my wife who I am seeing in the flesh on a regular basis.

― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, July 29, 2020 10:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 July 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link

I'm trying to mark my tops when the passion is high.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, August 2, 2020 3:16 bookmarkflaglink

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Sunday, 2 August 2020 05:34 (three years ago) link

Ooh la la

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 2 August 2020 05:58 (three years ago) link

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre)
Posted: 13 August 2020 at 17:02:13
This semi is really pretty bad, but I can enjoy bad snooker

caută tu singur (gyac), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

Harsh but fair

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 August 2020 06:11 (three years ago) link

i liked weather, but i preferred dept of speculation.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, August 26, 2020 11:49 PM

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 August 2020 03:50 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

just curious, I haven't been to NYC in years, but was Century 21 destroyed in 9/11 or just damaged?

― naked and sexually active alien (rip van wanko), Friday, September 11, 2020 3:24 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link

destroyed

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link

work out to eat out

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, September 11, 2020 11:37 AM

pomenitul, Friday, 11 September 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

yeah, i have no idea where i'm putting that

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, October 7, 2020 2:17 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Spottie, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link

a bit oblique but i'll allow it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Every year I look for minor celebrities with cancer. Also dwarfs, I've had success with dwarfs.

― wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

What's the 3rd joke supposed to be? Penis in mouth?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, December 1, 2020 7:08 AM

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

:D

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

you feeling the men?

― J0rdan S., Monday, March 5, 2012 10:02 PM (eight years ago)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 5 January 2021 17:44 (three years ago) link

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:29 (three years ago) link

lol

Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

Omg thank u needed to laugh

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

There goes ol' Neanderthal, bragging about the girth again. Insufferable.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

;)

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:37 (three years ago) link

Jst a hypothetical but wd trump be banned immediately on principle if he created an ilx account, or would mods wait for fp to do its thing

― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

It is massively scary that it took five years+ of his bullshit, plus an impeachment, plus literally losing reelection, for all these people to even cautiously turn on him.

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (fifty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link

jesus, I refuse to eat an arsehole with teeth
― calzino, Friday, January 15, 2021

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

i love when Kenneth Branagh's in my shitter
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 27, 2021

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 05:13 (three years ago) link

I love crying

― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:38 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link

rob
Posted: 1 February 2021 at 20:48:13
wow I'm leaning a lot today on ilx. first about castration, now this

scampish inquisition (gyac), Monday, 1 February 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

Oh no I'm thinking being of potato croquettes

― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, February 4, 2021 1:06 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Mark G, Thursday, 4 February 2021 08:20 (three years ago) link

my ex-wife, still sleeping, once woke me up at about 6am to ask me "can i taunt (sic)

jim in vancouver

cpt otm (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link

"Can i taunt (sic)" - Chief Keef

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link

about to remove my bookmark

― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 7, 2021 5:31 PM

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 February 2021 23:35 (three years ago) link

Probably lots I could name. Chastity Belt comes to mind.

― o. nate, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:43 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 22:49 (three years ago) link

My new revelations: 1) I should really wear a mask if/when I rob people and 2) if I do rob or kill someone, I think I should get out of that area ASAP. Also need to figure out how to open locked/closed doors so that I can do more robbing.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, February 20, 2021 7:00 PM

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link

I need a good autostraddle

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 4:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link

tbf that's how he meant it in context too though

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link

Well, yeah.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link

"Damn, great-great-grandpa Jebediah was HUNG!"
― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, March 1, 2021

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link

I'm interested in the load of wank.

― pomenitul, Thursday, March 4, 2021 3:55 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

The loads, even.

― pomenitul, Thursday, March 4, 2021 3:55 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link


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