Marcus Stroman won't stop tweeting; 2019 Vlad Guerrero Jr/Blue Jays thread

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Not sure if they want him as a back-up 1b option, or if they’ve just realized he’s never going to be a passable 3b and want him there full time.
Either way, about time.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 10 July 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

Also surprised the revive wasn’t about a storman tweet.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 10 July 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I guess I wasn't paying attention down the stretch last year, because I didn't realize--until they were talking on the radio yesterday--how badly Guerrero faded at the end (.232/.264/.293 in September, no HR). They also said that, according to Guerrero, that's because he was worn out.

The punchline: he comes back this year not having lost any weight. Maybe you can place some of the blame on the pandemic, but wow, that seems clueless.

clemenza, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

idk -- the weight isn't ideal, but it's pretty common for players that young to fade in their first season playing that many games

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

i understand the lack of nu-thread motivation when the season may end next week, but i was lookin fwd to "2020 Buffalo Jays"

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

(xpost) True, but it's hard to believe Guerrero's weight didn't play a part in that, maybe a large part. Honestly, I'd give him some kind of an ultimatum on the weight, within a reasonable time frame. If he doesn't get rid of it, get rid of him, when he still has tons of trade value, and spare yourself the next Prince Fielder/Ryan Howard.

clemenza, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

Aside from that one home run last night, he hasn’t looked so hot so far.

Anyways - really looking forward to watching Pearson pitch tonight!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

xp jesus you're hard to please! howard wasn't a full-time starter until age 26, fielder age 22. they combined for 10 top-10 mvp finishes before hitting walls at age 30. howard turned into a joke because the phillies gave him an absurd contract, not because he wasn't an extremely good player for five or six years

the jays don't have to pay vlad $30m for each of his decline years, they simply get to work with him for a while while paying him very little. he was an above-league-average hitter as a 20-year-old, which is extremely rare, and he is roughly the same size as pete alonso, whose weight doesn't seem to concern many people

admittedly he hasn't torn shit up like his reputation suggested, but it's not like the jays are pressed for time or have any better options, so you might as well be patient -- he has a very high ceiling and even if he doesn't pan out it won't be anywhere near the disasters you mention

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link

That's it--just disappointment in the gap between good rookie season and the second coming.

clemenza, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Are the Aerostar uniforms new?

https://cs.copart.com/v1/AUTH_svc.pdoc00001/PIX133/ce4e5875-3245-48c8-bf24-bf86100f3e20.JPG

Andy K, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link

hahaha I knew they looked familiar
yes they're new, and they're quite ugly

francisF, Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:01 (three years ago) link

I like the powder blue!

Also they are playing like dog shit today. Like fucking single A amateurs.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:10 (three years ago) link

I'm against powder blue in the loose-fitting age in general. How do you like the hats?

Vladdy looking especially like a DH today that may or may not be able to hit. I hate to be negative but I have difficulty watching this team sometimes

francisF, Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

esp. with those uniforms :'D

francisF, Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:24 (three years ago) link

Vlad has been one of the hardest things to watch about this team.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

def.

francisF, Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link

hits a home run on queue

francisF, Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

I should trash talk him more often.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link

last time i checked this game was 8-2 and now it's 11-11

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 13 August 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link

I saw that. Turned it back on. Now they’re down 14-11 almost right away.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 August 2020 02:36 (three years ago) link

maybe if Stroman re-signs with the Jays this winter you lazyboys can keep using this thread

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 August 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link

Stroman tweets will always be relevant!
Speaking of which, I saw he opted out of the season. Pretty amazing haul the Jays got for him considering he only wound up starting 11 games.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

not when you consider who they traded with :/

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This team is so much goddamn fun to watch.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:06 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

My interest had been awakened a bit before the Yankees series. Hard to care at this point, even if they back into a "playoff" spot.

clemenza, Sunday, 20 September 2020 03:01 (three years ago) link

Didn’t expect them to take 3/4 of this series after how the last one against the Yankees went; but they’re playoff bound!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 September 2020 04:16 (three years ago) link

I think it'd take them advancing to the second round for me to begin to take a sincere interest, but it they were to win today, that'd be a half-step towards that: .550 is at least a legitimate record for a playoff-bound team. So I guess the schedule just lined up perfectly with whatever good 60-game stretch they were going to have during an actual season.

clemenza, Sunday, 27 September 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link

they oscillate between frustrating to watch and really fun.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

i don't like this Shoemaker thing.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link

Ryu & Walker 1-2 makes a lot more sense, especially since they only need 2 wins, and then throw everybody you have into game 3 if you need to
oh well, we'll be in much better shape if they actually pull game one out

francisF, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link

So Shoe did ok. I guess he had really good splits v the Rays and Walker's are terrible.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

"I did not get to the second training well, and I told myself that this cannot happen again. I was overweight, I said that it couldn't happen again, and I got to work at once."

That's a start.

https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2047080

clemenza, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

Vlad has reportedly dropped 40 pounds.

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/mlb/jays-gm-atkins-sees-benefits-of-gurrero-jr-off-season-weight-loss-1.5920904

clemenza, Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:07 (three years ago) link

why do you refuse to say he's in the BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:33 (three years ago) link

As long as he's not still round, any shape will do.

clemenza, Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:00 (three years ago) link

dropping 30-50 lbs before spring training every year can't be good for your health or baseball production

, Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:53 (three years ago) link

Kirk, too, is all aboard the best shape of his life train.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 20 February 2021 05:33 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

bo: fastest to 100 hits in blue jays history

mookieproof, Sunday, 4 April 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

An unexpected list of names there.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 4 April 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

Also Julian Merryweather has looked like a fucking god in the two innings he’s pitched so far.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 4 April 2021 21:20 (three years ago) link

Matz looked great today. Good start to the season this far!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 00:15 (three years ago) link

Ryu + Scrubs seems like an ineffective game plan, with hindsight

francisF, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:03 (three years ago) link

Two of the scrubs are there because the starters are injured!

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:39 (three years ago) link

I know, but relying on Pearson as the number 2 guy was my main problem even before he was foreseeably injured. Just frustrated is all

francisF, Saturday, 10 April 2021 02:06 (three years ago) link

Yeah I wish they went for someone like Odorizzi.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 April 2021 02:27 (three years ago) link

vlad's off to a nice start eh

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 April 2021 03:26 (three years ago) link

Him and Grich!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 April 2021 05:33 (three years ago) link

man, Grich was looking like Pillar in that first Angels game -- couple of huge diving grabs

francisF, Saturday, 10 April 2021 06:05 (three years ago) link

One was because he jumped the wrong direction at first tho.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 April 2021 13:45 (three years ago) link


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