Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

goal machine

Greenwood is actually going to be the best striker in the world

― Number None, Saturday, July 4, 2020 4:15 PM (five days ago)

he's probably the best finisher in the league as it stands

last time i checked luke shaw was being called fat by everyone but he's looked every bit england's left-back of choice in this game, pls explain

Mou is the Spurs manager.

twitter-searching 'luke shaw' by latest gives light to a truly baffling array of praise and condemnation

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stare not into the abyss i guess

I agree with them all

I mean there was a bit in the first half where he stopped for a little break while chasing down a Martial pass, gave up on it, then started running again and almost caught it

The man contains multitudes (lol fat)

i tend to side with divisive players, long may he reign

Shaw has come through lockdown in way better shape than I thought he would, had another good game tonight imo

Spurs should sack Mourinho in September before they sack him in January.

A presumed Manchester derby FA Cup final could be very interesting.

I wonder what we'd have to do to get Poch back at this stage.

must be so dispiriting seeing spurs go from one of the most watchable teams to that pile of garbage last night. at least man u fans had the lvg /moyes comedy years to line their stomachs with before being served mou's foul gruel

I just fundamentally hate watching them in a way I didn't even under Tactics Tim or in the absolute doldrums of the AVB era. There's just nothing worth watching and it's not like we're difficult to break down or even especially effective as a trade-off.

I wonder if there are any other Southampton managers we can poach.

Spurs' problems go far beyond Mourinho but he also seems like the worst person in the world to try to solve them.

i don't think he's trying tbf

Jol's available iirc 😗

This squad with Jol would be a lot more fun, 4-4 every game and probably no lower down the league than we are already.

AVB is still only 42.

Was just reminiscing the other day about the time when he jacked football management in to do some kind of trans-Siberian rally and crashed on the first day.

marseille had a p good season! albeit he still uses his spurs tactic of having his team take a lot of shots from sub-optimal positions whilst forcing the opposition to also take shots from poor positions just less of them. the abiding memory i have of spursAVB is andros townsend smacking 35 yard shots.

anyway number0 otm

Hiring Jose after his second Chelsea stint was stupid. Hiring him after his time at Utd was gross negligence

― Number None, Thursday, July 9, 2020 7:57 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Obv hate West Ham as much as everyone else but delighted for Antonio tbh.

Swapping grealish for antonio this week is the highlight of my fantasy league season

sad that Watford are stopping up, feel bad for Norwich about just what a total capitulation their season's been, but taking that in stride seems like the Norwich way

Chelsea defending is shambolic. 2-0.

lol they've scored again? it's all a bit :/ but i'm clearly not cheering for Chelsea

And again!

finishing the season with a flourish

McBurnie on fire. No pun intended.

Love to see it

decent first half, deserve to be in front tbh

hehehe

love2lol at Shitford

Oh Jota you really need to get this out of your system

Yeah, that should do it you beauty

Pass from Ruben was reasonable too

Adama out

Best we've played since the restart, restart still sucks tho.

Outrageous VAR call.

The VAR saga continues. That’s not a handball. That’s a shoulder. Poor Sakho and poor Palace. Villa let off. #avfc #cpfc pic.twitter.com/XC29cLNXIg

— Wiz 🐏 (@pitterpatterhq) July 12, 2020

Missed Wolves. Had a terrible night and slept in. Glad for the win!

played well, Jota's goal was a peach

nobody's VARing that Villa goal, lol

stunned that SV is literally watching this ahead of the cricket rn

presumably he'll miss Shannon Gabriel smashing the winning six as Arsenal score their third

I’m switching between the two but mostly watching the cricket!

We were owed an unspeakably stupid disallowed goal against Palace to be fair. Not sure we were owed one against Sheffield Utd though?

Congratulations to the despicable fash cunt Pepe Reina on keeping a clean sheet

Not having a bad day so far.

Great corner.