Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Awww, heartless bastard var

I think it’s fair to assume nobody at Spurs wants to play Suduva Marijampolė in the Europa League qualifiers next season so they’ve agreed to finish tenth.

Hiring Jose after his second Chelsea stint was stupid. Hiring him after his time at Utd was gross negligence

Tottenham have become the first team to fail to have a shot on target against Bournemouth since Middlesbrough in the Championship in March 2015.

— Daniel Storey (@danielstorey85) July 9, 2020

Classic Mou.

my admiration for watford fc dictates that united must score another five, albeit with apologies to sgt biscuits and windsor davies

i guess if i really admired watford fc i'd back them to beat west ham and send them down at long, glorious last, and ought to be supporting villa here

that was a foul by Fernandes tbh

that is an absolute nonsense from VAR

fun hearing gary neville slowly casting off utd blinkers and getting angrier about it

you've obviously never listened to him commentate on a Utd game

no i know he's pretty fair

this kid has a zero-backlift cannonball, he's like hasselbaink

goal machine

Greenwood is actually going to be the best striker in the world

― Number None, Saturday, July 4, 2020 4:15 PM (five days ago)

he's probably the best finisher in the league as it stands

last time i checked luke shaw was being called fat by everyone but he's looked every bit england's left-back of choice in this game, pls explain

Mou is the Spurs manager.

twitter-searching 'luke shaw' by latest gives light to a truly baffling array of praise and condemnation

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stare not into the abyss i guess

I agree with them all

I mean there was a bit in the first half where he stopped for a little break while chasing down a Martial pass, gave up on it, then started running again and almost caught it

The man contains multitudes (lol fat)

i tend to side with divisive players, long may he reign

Shaw has come through lockdown in way better shape than I thought he would, had another good game tonight imo

Spurs should sack Mourinho in September before they sack him in January.

A presumed Manchester derby FA Cup final could be very interesting.

I wonder what we'd have to do to get Poch back at this stage.

must be so dispiriting seeing spurs go from one of the most watchable teams to that pile of garbage last night. at least man u fans had the lvg /moyes comedy years to line their stomachs with before being served mou's foul gruel

I just fundamentally hate watching them in a way I didn't even under Tactics Tim or in the absolute doldrums of the AVB era. There's just nothing worth watching and it's not like we're difficult to break down or even especially effective as a trade-off.

I wonder if there are any other Southampton managers we can poach.

Spurs' problems go far beyond Mourinho but he also seems like the worst person in the world to try to solve them.

i don't think he's trying tbf

Jol's available iirc 😗

This squad with Jol would be a lot more fun, 4-4 every game and probably no lower down the league than we are already.

AVB is still only 42.

Was just reminiscing the other day about the time when he jacked football management in to do some kind of trans-Siberian rally and crashed on the first day.

marseille had a p good season! albeit he still uses his spurs tactic of having his team take a lot of shots from sub-optimal positions whilst forcing the opposition to also take shots from poor positions just less of them. the abiding memory i have of spursAVB is andros townsend smacking 35 yard shots.

anyway number0 otm

Hiring Jose after his second Chelsea stint was stupid. Hiring him after his time at Utd was gross negligence

― Number None, Thursday, July 9, 2020 7:57 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Obv hate West Ham as much as everyone else but delighted for Antonio tbh.

Swapping grealish for antonio this week is the highlight of my fantasy league season

sad that Watford are stopping up, feel bad for Norwich about just what a total capitulation their season's been, but taking that in stride seems like the Norwich way

Chelsea defending is shambolic. 2-0.

lol they've scored again? it's all a bit :/ but i'm clearly not cheering for Chelsea

And again!

finishing the season with a flourish

McBurnie on fire. No pun intended.

Love to see it

decent first half, deserve to be in front tbh

hehehe

love2lol at Shitford

Oh Jota you really need to get this out of your system