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I heard the first case of COVID happened when someone ate a football

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

a level of willful ignorance that only makes sense within the context of these past five years

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

you skipped harbaugh's next paragraph

“We talk about the sanctity of life, yet we live in a society that aborts babies. There can’t be anything more horrendous.”

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

We talk about the sanctity of life, but you know what? Fuck it.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

some say that conservatives stop caring about human lives at the moment of birth. but not jim harbaugh, because he suffered over 900 violent head injuries while attempting to tossing an oblong slab of dead animal at post-birth humans

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link

oy vey, jimmy

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link

Oy vey indeed. Is there anyone involved in football that isn't terrible?

DJI, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

Kaepernick

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

unless you mean, currently

Rodgers has good political views when he's not afraid to share them

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link

re: harbaugh

Jim Harbaugh doesn't believe the COVID experts!
*1,100 RTs*

Whoa whoa, that took off, what I mean to say was Jim Harbaugh DOES believe the COVID experts
*18 RTs* pic.twitter.com/ljTMRZFso1

— Michael Proppe (@mikeproppe) July 8, 2020

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

i wonder if he knows what pregnancy is caused by.

Yerac, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

covid-19 iirc

solo scampito (mh), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

could be an overinflated football.

Yerac, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

Is there anyone involved in football that isn't terrible?

i think top college football coaches are an awfulness unto themselves

at least in the nfl the players get paid a little and none of the coaches are public employeees

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

wasn't there a map recently of all the top paid public employees in each US state and it was all fucking football coaches?

Yerac, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

Here are Jim Harbaugh's responses to today's coronavirus-related questions, how they've affected the offseason/the potential of a season happening (or not happening), etc. pic.twitter.com/1L2Y2MY1wn

— Orion Sang (@orion_sang) July 8, 2020

his actual quotes are not half as bad (probably not taking COVID seriously enough for most of the folk on here but not COVID denialism)

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

I was more bummed out about his abortion comments.

DJI, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link

wasn't there a map recently of all the top paid public employees in each US state and it was all fucking football coaches?

― Yerac, Wednesday, July 8, 2020 1:26 PM (ten minutes ago)

yeah, but as far as I know intercollegiate athletics departments tend to be self-funded. The football coach's salary isn't written into the state general fund budget.

all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link

they should have enough money to pay women to be surrogates for all the fucking babies they want to make and raise.

Yerac, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

hey guys good news, on 7 july there were only *checks notes* 50,000 new cases in the united states

fuckin yikes

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

I think 50,000+ cases a day was a milestone passed on July 1st. we're over 55,000+ today according to the worldometer website and 60,000 according to CBS and CNN

Dan S, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link

xps i don't think that's quite right about how athletic depts are funded, silby

https://www.forbes.com/sites/ccap/2014/12/12/who-actually-funds-intercollegiate-athletic-programs/#7767399217af

j., Wednesday, 8 July 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I guess I really only know my employer, I guess as it says here the intercollegiate athletics dept is "the only school in the Pac-12 conference that doesn’t benefit from a student fee for athletics (at other schools, revenue from student fees range from $2.5-10M annually)."

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 9 July 2020 00:05 (three years ago) link

they probably pay a lot of their revenue back to campus in taxes and recharge fees and so forth.

Not that college football is good; actually it's bad

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 9 July 2020 00:06 (three years ago) link

but yeah there's no tax or student money going to our particular football coach, at least I can be happy about that.

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 9 July 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link

hey guys good news, on 7 july there were only *checks notes* 50,000 new cases in the united states

fuckin yikes

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, July 8, 2020 6:12 PM (one hour ago)bookmarkflaglink

I think 50,000+ cases a day was a milestone passed on July 1st. we're over 55,000+ today according to the worldometer website and 60,000 according to CBS and CNN

― Dan S, Wednesday, July 8, 2020 6:27 PM (one hour ago)

actually, we crossed 60,000+ today for the first time and went straight on up to 62,751.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2020 00:38 (three years ago) link

2020 continues: Unknown pneumonia deadlier than COVID-19 hits Kazakhstan: Chinese Embassy

Sanpaku, Thursday, 9 July 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

HAPPENING NOW: FDA agents raiding a house affiliated with a Bradenton online church accused of selling bleach as a “miracle #COVID19 cure.” Wheeling out lots of big blue barrels. @wfla pic.twitter.com/OAh8AP2ShI

— victoria price (@WFLAVictoria) July 8, 2020

Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 July 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

american discourse, 2020

Patriarch Mark Grenon sent me this statement called the FDA a “criminal organization.” Jail records show at least two of his sons are currently in federal custody. @wfla pic.twitter.com/qU0uykZASM

— victoria price (@WFLAVictoria) July 8, 2020

Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 July 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link

doing self care by injecting bleach

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

the true 2020 ending for that reporter would be for her to just quit the day job and immediately promoting www.quantumleap.is for profit and spiritual bonuses

Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

2020 continues

not saying you're doing this but it would be great if ppl didn't obsess over every possible potential future pandemic long before they're actually pandemics, that shit is all over FB

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link

One pandemic not good enough for ya?

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link

he's right though, we all should watch Quantum Leap, that show holds up!

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 9 July 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

friends of mine are freaking out about the bubonic plague nothingburger and the G4 pig flu thing. the latter is a much more concerning thing obv, as they say it has markers of a future pandemic, but it's not imminent or anything and they're monitoring it for a reason. kind of pointless to stay up sweating at night over something that hasn't infected a human yet.

re: plague, I just think my average friend doesn't know how to read a Wikipedia article.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

"weird, people in the 14th century die of things that we have medication for nowadays, how bout that'

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 21:50 (three years ago) link

there are always stories like these going around but ppl rarely notice them. now that we're in the middle of a pandemic they're attuned to notice them more.

Mordy, Thursday, 9 July 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link

yeah, too much time to read basically

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link

This refusing to get testing thing is spreading in concerning ways. Do people think if they don't get tested they aren't a danger to others? I realise in some cases that its people fearing testing positive and having to leave their precarious job and maybe never getting it back or (in the case of Victoria) the justified fear engendered when cops in masks turn up on your doorstep asking to stick something up your nose

This is just one example that's maybe a bit more egregious:

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/us-airlines-hong-kong-cancel-testing-coronavirus-2020-7

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 9 July 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link

it's actually pretty hard to get a test around here (2 hours wait if you're in line at 6am) and, except for one weekly shopping trip, i'm totally homebound. at the moment, i don't see the point in taking a test that is being rationed to people needier than me.

rb (soda), Thursday, 9 July 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link

i've been tested twice and i'm going to keep doing it anytime someone who knows a friend who has an uncle who has a sister who has a roommate with COVID even so much as farts in the same zip code as me

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link

mostly because I am susceptible to the psychosomatic so I will always be convinced I have any symptom if suggested enough

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

yikes
https://gothamist.com/arts-entertainment/profundo-ravel-covid-test-rooftop-pandemic-pool-parties-rage-lic

In a phone interview, Ravel co-owner Levine stressed that Ravel has "never guaranteed that what we're doing is a 100% effective thing." He said they have received "hundreds, if not thousands" of emails from other hospitality and catering companies "congratulating us on our forward thinking...who are begging us for our services of what we did. Las Vegas, Miami, LA, multiple giant organizations who have come to us and said, 'Wow, what you're doing is helping our industry not fail.'"

100% trumpspeak

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 10 July 2020 04:35 (three years ago) link

lots of ppl

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 July 2020 04:36 (three years ago) link

fucking idiots are gonna be fucking idiots but the city needs to shut these guys down

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 10 July 2020 04:40 (three years ago) link

we were talking about airplanes and airports the other day.

apparently 1000 TSA employees have tested positive. (i think that’s total)

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 July 2020 12:11 (three years ago) link

To Simon: Epidemics & plagues are the most important events in demographic history, and likely the most important evolutionary pressure of the Neolithic shaping our species. I'm only living where I am now because smallpox eradicated the Chitimacha, as it did many other Native American groups. I'm very interested in the history of disease, and think its worth putting down spikes of when groups were aware of a threat. It may aid future historians.

Sanpaku, Friday, 10 July 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link

yeah but everyone of them has started a band

Joey Corona (Euler), Friday, 10 July 2020 13:42 (three years ago) link

COVID Update July 10: The most disturbing thing right now is not the growth in new COVID cases.

It’s that even after 4 months, we have no visibility into what’s happening. Or what has happened.

And that makes for a tough Fall. 1/

— Andy Slavitt @ 🏡 (@ASlavitt) July 10, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 11 July 2020 04:54 (three years ago) link

Did a test in the UK for the first time this week (came back negative) and it really was surprisingly easy. Everything gets delivered a day after you request it and the result came back by text after maybe 36hrs.

The whole process appears to have been outsourced to AstraZeneca and Amazon but I can't deny that it worked. From now on if I'm feeling even slightly under the weather I'm doing one.

Matt DC, Saturday, 11 July 2020 11:37 (three years ago) link


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