US Politics: July 2020 - "Denigrating this Luxury Avenue"

you’re pathetic.

Scooter / Segway / Vespa parades do not count, I'm assuming

I heard Biden's down 26 points with our beautiful boaters

Fuck your stupid boat parade, stupid fucking boating fucks.

Joe Biden should hold a parade of slow-moving train-cars, and call it a 'train parade' or just, you know, a 'train.' I hear Amtrak's available.

OK, Reagan was obviously a POS, but this video by Republican Voters Against Trump is pretty well done, imho:

https://youtu.be/ObqBtoz_fRA

Ha my parents live on that lake

trump campaign 2020

*incredibly loud barge noises*

honkin' on boat boat

Trump War Room - Text TRUMP to 88022
@TrumpWarRoom
THOUSANDS gathered in South Carolina for a human centipede in support of President Trump this weekend.

Americans traveled from 11 different states in what may have been the largest human centipede EVER!

There has NEVER been a human centipede for Joe Biden!

HUMAN CENTIPEDES 4 TRUMP!

Trump's lips are the sewn-on remains of his father's butthole.

good morni-

wait a second wtf

*calls the po-*

wait i can't

fuuuuuuu

William Carlos Williams quote?

My mom lives on a relatively small lake and said there's one guy with a boat that has been puttering around the lake all summer with two gigantic Trump 2020 flags on it.

Boat guys and Trump guys seem to overlap quite a bit.

They're just struggling forgotten working-class Joes who happen to own a boat (and have the resources to store, transport, fuel, and maintain said boat, plus copious leisure time in which to use said boat).

You know, salt o' the earth REAL Americans. Not like those elite latte/arugula libs.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/04/29/03/12838228-6970041-Biden_is_seen_above_in_March_2019-a-42_1556503859601.jpg
Fuck, how am I supposed to compete with that epic boat parade?

HUMAN CENTIPEDES 4 TRUMP!

Trump supporters used to call themselves centipedes, don't think they do anymore though

They're just struggling forgotten working-class Joes who happen to own a boat (and have the resources to store, transport, fuel, and maintain said boat, plus copious leisure time in which to use said boat).

You know, salt o' the earth REAL Americans. Not like those elite latte/arugula libs.

Exactly this. Not those nose in the air libs working five freelance consulting gigs between grocery delivery runs for an app to try and make rent. Those cushy losers have had free reign over this country for far too long!

Dominoes within the GOP keep falling as more senators are reportedly choosing to forgo the Republican National Convention set to take place in Jacksonville, Florida next month.

According to the Washington Post, Sens. Susan Collins (R-ME), Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) and Mitt Romney (R-UT) have now joined Sens. Lamar Alexander (R-TN) and Chuck Grassley (R-IA) in opting out of their party’s convention as coronavirus cases continue surging across the country.

An aide for Collins told the Post that she will not travel to Jacksonville for the RNC next month, but denied that this is a change in plans due to how the Maine senator has never attended national conventions during years when she will appear on the ballot. Collins is up for re-election in November.

funniest one yet

The Texas GOP is moving forward with its in-person convention in Houston next week with one adjustment: Texas Republican leaders, including Gov. Greg Abbott, will give their speeches virtually.https://t.co/8KV45QHD7A

— Texas Tribune (@TexasTribune) July 7, 2020

everyone who voted to acquit should be forced to attend

everyone who attends virtually should be forced to display (CUCK) next to their name imo

Mayor Turner is trying to get the Texas GOP convention cancelled today.

JUST IN: Trump campaign considers displaying statues at future rallies.

The idea has been discussed by White House and Trump campaign aides, but no final decision has been made, sources familiar with the planning told @ABC News. https://t.co/XpZDJxfqW9

— ABC News (@ABC) July 8, 2020

what's happened is:

trump has decided he will run on his instincts because that worked last time and he doesn't know what survivorship bias is

he doesn't care about covid/healthcare/the economy (except the stock market)

he has very strong instincts about an issue that like 80% of the population do not give a shit about

lol didn't they make a huge fuss over the columns at the dem convention or something ?

those weren't Historical enough

At what point is the GOP going to kick into survival mode, or are they going to ride this thing straight into oblivion?

Trump DOES let a statue tell him how nice he is

this is what you do when you have nothing to offer

an all statue convention

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/An2A2QvraDg/maxresdefault.jpg

A horde of statues to fill in all those empty seats. Canny!

Terracotta MAGAts

"No, you're the statue!"

i want close-ups of the statues at the next rally during the "i'll gladly stand up" section when they're playing our new national anthem by lee greenwood

god, i would do anything for those pics.

not sure this is still the case, but 20+ years ago the closing number to the Stone Mountain laser show was a tribute to America/Confederacy set to Greenwood’s tune.

https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/www.mercurynews.com/2020/07/08/melania-trump-statue-in-slovenia-set-on-fire/amp/

not sure this is still the case, but 20+ years ago the closing number to the Stone Mountain laser show was a tribute to America/Confederacy set to Greenwood’s tune.

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, July 8, 2020 3:21 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

nah man it's Elvis' "An American Trilogy"!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/01/09/18/23206508-0-image-a-3_1578592855848.jpg

That's getting pretty close to the King of All Cosmos from Katamari Demacy.

Mayor Turner is trying to get the Texas GOP convention cancelled today.

...and success! Venue contract cancelled this afternoon.

xp How dare you besmirch his name!

He’s a jerk, fuck him

Whoever wrote that this campaign is some elaborate rope-a-dope ... I'll take it.

Learn. Their. Names. pic.twitter.com/lYzH8LIj6d

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 8, 2020

Someone just sent me this old post, I don't even remember writing it but apparently this is the @ProjectLincoln guy https://t.co/PmzFye2Twg

— Brendan james (@deep_beige) July 8, 2020

lol this was the main "Lincoln Project" guy only 2 years ago https://t.co/NOqWLIk1BM

— The Discourse Lover (@Trillburne) July 8, 2020

warning, hopeful op-ed alert. do not read if you don't want to jinx things:

...Elections in both the House and Senate are increasingly syncing with broader presidential races. In 2016, every Senate race was won by the same party that won that state in the presidential contest. In 2018, House races largely correlated with Trump’s approval rating, with even the most popular GOP incumbents unable to run more than a few points ahead of the president. Polls for Senate races this year show the same trend, with Republican incumbents’ totals closely matched with Trump’s.

This spells disaster for the party. Public polls show incumbent Senate Republicans trailing in five states: Arizona, Colorado, Iowa, Maine and North Carolina. One recent poll from Georgia shows Sen. David Perdue leading his Democratic opponent, Jon Ossoff, 45 percent to 42 percent, but that same poll also shows Trump trailing presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden in the state by two percentage points, 47 percent to 45 percent. The clear implication is that Georgia is also in play if Trump’s ratings stay down, which would spell disaster for Republicans since the second Senate seat in Georgia, held by appointed Sen. Kelly Loeffler, is also on the November ballot. That’s seven GOP-held Senate seats at a high risk of switching parties, with only the Democratic-held seat in Alabama that is seen as a likely Republican pickup to offset those losses.

It could get even worse. A University of Montana poll conducted last month shows Democratic challenger Steve Bullock ahead of Republican incumbent Steve Daines 47 percent to 43 percent, even as Trump is winning the state with 52 percent support. Before you dismiss this as a fluke, recall that Bullock is a two-term governor, which demonstrates his ability to win normally Republican votes. Montana Democratic Sen. Jon Tester also won reelection in 2018 even though exit polls showed Trump had a 51 percent job approval rating. Outside groups have already reserved more than $30 million in television time there, as both parties expect the race to be tight.

[also some stuff about even KS and AK being in play, because kris kobach is a fucking asshole and AK is cold]

...Republicans also look set to lose House seats if trends don’t improve. Throughout 2020, Democrats have led the national generic ballot, which asks respondents whose party’s House candidate they would support. They currently lead by a massive 11-point margin, nearly three points more than they won the national popular vote in 2018. Republicans will automatically lose two seats because of a court-ordered redistricting in North Carolina and won at least 10 seats in 2018 by three points or less. Losing this November by 10 points or more would almost guarantee further GOP House losses, entrenching Democratic rule in the House even further.

A Republican wipeout would likely extend deep into state legislatures, too. Republicans gained 680 state legislative seats in their 2010 wave victory, while Democrats picked up 309 state legislative seats in 2018. Another Democratic landslide could hand them control of a number of key legislative chambers, the most important being the Texas State House. Republicans in Austin hold an 83-to-67 advantage, but they lost 12 seats in 2018, and Democratic Senate candidate Beto O’Rourke won nine districts currently represented by Republicans. If Democrats were to win control, it would eliminate Republican control over redistricting in a state that is expected to send 39 members to the House after the post-census reapportionment.

[also some stuff about how this opinion could be wrong]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/07/08/2020-senate-map-could-be-even-worse-republicans-than-they-think/

the ultimate jinx is thinking about how this election will affect redistricting efforts for the next decade. maybe democrats should *knock on wood* use the upcoming window of peace love and prosperity to finally do gerrymandering and election reform while they still have an opportunity