I find it somewhat reassuring that a guy who seemed to be trying his best to catch it took so long to actually catch it.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
Don't worry, he'll kill it just like he did those push-ups:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7KPPcoZ2zg
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
Truly the Darren Anderton of fascism
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
Oh noes, the rumours turned out to be true.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG3VUXBcyt0
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link
“Just look at my face: I’m fine,” Bolsonaro says, taking off his mask in front of journalists after announcing he has just tested positive for coronavirus pic.twitter.com/JIHHcjniPl— Tom Phillips (@tomphillipsin) July 7, 2020
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link
The world is being led by morons.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1wdUkeuvE
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link
we’re long overdue a world leader dying from the rona, thanks for your service jair
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link
Led off a cliff by morons, let's be precise here
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTXTI5rZVrI
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN3VLv3ZSF0
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
"look at my face, i'm fine", he said, unzipping his pants
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link
Donkeys are out of style.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
and what do i getfor my pa-ee-ay-ee-ayn
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSdDRRYF9z4a61ll7FFZ7NTFhoSrks-QaLgvw&usqp=CAU
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link
Am I projecting that he has blue lips in that clip?
― stet, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:31 (three years ago) link
CYANOSIS
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link
judging by his pic above, he looks like the first person to go through rigor mortis while he was still alive
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydMFd40p7w
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
I swear, this dude gets coronavirus every other week
― anvil, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link
can he be like Jesus and take all of the Coronavirus in the world on himself*, and then die it all away
*and save some for Trump, Orban, Doug Ford, and Matteo Salvini
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link
Later on Tuesday, he posted a video to Facebook of him taking his third dose of hydroxychloroquine, which has also been promoted by President Donald Trump.
“Today I’m a lot better, so certainly it’s working,” Bolsonaro said, downing the dose with a glass of water. “We know today there are other remedies that can help fight the coronavirus. We know none of them have their efficacy scientifically proven, but I’m one more person for whom this is working. So I trust hydroxychloroquine. And you?”
Nope
― nashwan, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 09:00 (three years ago) link
he should inject bleach
― per aspera ad scampo (||||||||), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 09:05 (three years ago) link
“Masks are for fags” says Jair Bolsonaro after announcing he has tested positive for COVID-19. https://t.co/zOLAlEPKCt— Brasil Wire (@BrasilWire) July 8, 2020
incredible
― frogbs, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
lmao
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link
like i know that's awful but my only reaction is lmao
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
Jair Rogan
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
It's going to be so awful if he gets a genuinely mild or asymptomatic case. Hundreds of thousands of people could die.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link
it’s imperative for public heath that he dies a protracted, painful and public death
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link
He's nine years older than BJ, so there's still hope.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
As per The Guardian:
Brazil’s President Jair Bolsonaro has vetoed provisions of a law that required the federal government to provide drinking water, disinfectants and a guarantee of hospital beds to indigenous communities amid the pandemic. Bolsonaro, who has tested positive for coronavirus, vetoed 16 parts of the law on efforts to address the coronavirus threat to the indigenous population, but still allowed for provisions on adequate testing, ambulance services and medical equipment.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
*errr, per The Guardian
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link
back in his happy place
- Comecei a passar mal após o almoço de domingo.- Cheguei ao hospital às 03h00 de hoje.- Me colocaram sonda nasogástrica.- Mais exames serão feitos para possível cirurgia de obstrução interna na região abdominal. pic.twitter.com/NPgv6HwoHj— Jair M. Bolsonaro (@jairbolsonaro) January 3, 2022
― balsamic vaccinegar of moderna (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 January 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
dammit I hoped he was really dead
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 January 2022 16:38 (two years ago) link
According his own doctor, Bolsonaro was hospitalized because he did not chew shrimps he had for lunch on Sunday 🤦♀️ https://t.co/43GwOL9KqU— Nathália Urban (@UrbanNathalia) January 5, 2022
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 19:23 (two years ago) link
his covid levels are getting dangerously low
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 19:43 (two years ago) link
"chew the shrimp" set to the tune of Spill the Wine
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 19:48 (two years ago) link
Euphemisms-R-Us
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 19:49 (two years ago) link
i am picturing an x-ray showing whole undigested shrimp with tails on them just bouncing around in there
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:19 (two years ago) link
eat the gecko jair
― mark s, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:20 (two years ago) link
The is jair bait at this stage
― pandmac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:31 (two years ago) link
RIP shrimp
― jmm, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link
I've opened this thread three times today, and each time expected him to be dead for real.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:39 (two years ago) link
"Started by Οὖτις"
^^^
― mark s, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link
Mostly Jair's home. He can pause Forrest Gump and go fold the laundry or heat up a burrito or stuff his butt full of shrimp while thinking about the Amazon delivery person.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 January 2022 01:13 (two years ago) link
I hear he ate so many shrimps he got iodine poisoning
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 January 2022 02:51 (two years ago) link
Fuck I hate these threads and their false promises
― epistantophus, Thursday, 6 January 2022 02:53 (two years ago) link
will you fucking people stop reviving this thread? Dante punished those who raised false hopes in the hearts of men.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 January 2022 02:58 (two years ago) link
well the Jair store called
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 January 2022 03:00 (two years ago) link
well I had sex with YOUR wife!
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 January 2022 03:52 (two years ago) link
Jair Bolsonaro walking around one of my hometown Publixes
Can't be. He's wearing pants.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 6 January 2023 19:07 (one year ago) link
I just went to Publix. Everyone wearing pants (it's also 74 degrees in Miami, the equivalent of -12 in Billings).
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2023 19:10 (one year ago) link
fuck this piece of shit's legacy
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2023/jan/08/brazils-presidential-palace-and-supreme-court-stormed-by-pro-bolsonaro-supporters-live
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:32 (one year ago) link
saw that on reddit. folks claiming to be brazilian posting there that it's just as stupid as it looks-
This is completely pointless, congress in on recess until February 2nd, they're invading an empty building
speculation that they want to occupy the building well in advance of the incoming session. what a mess.
― i'd rather do music and chill tf out (Austin), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:47 (one year ago) link
Yeah that's the big difference, Lula was already sworn in, buildings empty. Lot of parallels though
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:48 (one year ago) link
aren't brazilian police infamously harsh? this has the potential to get even more ugly.
― i'd rather do music and chill tf out (Austin), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link
br police is only harsh when you're protesting for education, transportation, and if you live in a favela. the difference in treatment is always striking but not surprising
― fpsa, Monday, 9 January 2023 02:16 (one year ago) link
well fuck
― sleeve, Monday, 9 January 2023 03:37 (one year ago) link
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/01/08/americas/brazil-bolsonaro-supporters-breach-congress/index.html
― sleeve, Monday, 9 January 2023 03:40 (one year ago) link
Fucking Bannon sponsored shit
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 January 2023 05:12 (one year ago) link
this guy just loves to be in hospital
Bolsonaro has checked into a hospital in Florida with abdominal pain, reports @laurojardim , without citing sources. He has had numerous health problems since surviving a stabbing attack in 2018https://t.co/28eefSiSCQ— Brian Winter (@BrazilBrian) January 9, 2023
― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 17:10 (one year ago) link
motherfucker still hasnt learned to chew his shrimp
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, 9 January 2023 17:35 (one year ago) link
What he does in his private bathroom is his affair.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 January 2023 17:38 (one year ago) link
He should have the decency to just die in his private bathroom.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 January 2023 17:43 (one year ago) link
you've got to hand it to him, it was absolutely hilarious when he got stabbed.
― calzino, Monday, 9 January 2023 17:52 (one year ago) link
when you feel you ought to insist that you can never judge ppl by their looks except governor of brasilia ibaneis rocha barros just entered the picture
https://agenciabrasilia.df.gov.br/wp-conteudo/uploads/2022/12/WhatsApp-Image-2022-12-27-at-18.43.32.jpeg
― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 18:01 (one year ago) link
Ibaneis Rocha Baron Harkonnen
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 January 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link
Is than an AI person
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 January 2023 18:19 (one year ago) link
*that
he looks like the kind of guy who wouldn't take it in good humour if you tried to give him a humorous nickname, like he'd probably slap you very hard!
― calzino, Monday, 9 January 2023 18:20 (one year ago) link
He'd probably have you disappeared
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 January 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link
BREAKING 🇧🇷: Federal deputy Erika Hilton has officially submitted a request to the Foreign Ministry to initiate the extradition of Jair Bolsonaro from the United States. pic.twitter.com/QWY43FLEMS— David Adler (@davidrkadler) January 9, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link
Look at these Latin American Nazis.
BREAKING 🇧🇷: São Paulo Governor Tarcísio de Freitas – a key Bolsonaro ally and governor of the largest police force in the country – refuses to deploy armed forces to reinforce security in the Federal District. pic.twitter.com/yhLXK8afhx— David Adler (@davidrkadler) January 9, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:36 (one year ago) link
again i cry you should never judge ppl by their looks and again the words die on my lips
― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:46 (one year ago) link
Jair in the hospital again?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:52 (one year ago) link
he loves it there, its his happy place
― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:53 (one year ago) link
dude looks like a Simpsons character
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link
Lol beyond the architecture this is the thing that really bought it home that I grew up in Brasilia.
During yesterday's far-right storming of Congress, someone decided to start selling candy cottons to the attackers. pic.twitter.com/raZTebz51z— Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics (@AssLatam) January 9, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 January 2023 21:01 (one year ago) link
bolsonaro is gonna die and wanna these wanna-bes is gonna use him as a martyr to coup to
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 January 2023 21:15 (one year ago) link
Billing and couping.
― A Drunk Man Looks At Partick Thistle (Tom D.), Monday, 9 January 2023 23:25 (one year ago) link
Hope he dies
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 00:12 (one year ago) link
― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 bookmarkflaglink
BREAKING 🇧🇷: Minister of the Supreme Court Alexandre de Moraes has ruled for the arrest of Anderson Torres, the disgraced Security Secretary of the Federal District who oversaw Sunday’s insurrection from his holiday in the United States. pic.twitter.com/H4Xm3RXOmL— David Adler (@davidrkadler) January 10, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 20:41 (one year ago) link
jair bolsonaro post yr gamertag u coward
Jair Bolsonaro, former president of Brazil, appears playing Farpoint on his Playstation VR. pic.twitter.com/cdRc17oJw7— Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics (@AssLatam) January 17, 2023
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 14:14 (one year ago) link