US Politics: July 2020 - "Denigrating this Luxury Avenue"

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I have no idea what blancmange means but I like it

tobo73, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link

I actually don't think Biden should make more public appearances. I think that this incredible set of events is pretty much the perfect scenario for Biden who is a terrible candidate and bad at running for president as has been proven.

his biggest strength is being vaguely positively remembered as Obama's buddy and not being Donald Trump.

the less he speaks the better. I never believed that Biden could win, but Coronavirus might have made it possible.

this election is just going to be a referendum in Donald Trump.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link

Pinkmange.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk6d4TgO2NY

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link

I actually don't think Biden should make more public appearances. I think that this incredible set of events is pretty much the perfect scenario for Biden who is a terrible candidate and bad at running for president as has been proven.


Even when he eventually does have to get out, we should avoid the handsy stuff.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link

They’re all staying home

“Senator Alexander is an honorary chair of the Tennessee Trump campaign, but he will not be attending the convention because he believes the delegate spots should be reserved for those who have not had that privilege before as he has had,” his office says.

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) July 7, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link

Pre-emptively trying to avoid that ever-growing cloud of loser stink, I see.

No matter how much you abstain and sidestep and demur and say 'Donald who, now?', we will not ever forget or let you forget what you helped propped up, you gaggle of scumfucks.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link

lol. "No, it's okay, I've been before, why don't you take my ticket. What's that? Virus? I don't know anything about a virus, I just think somebody else should have a turn."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 13:50 (three years ago) link

Xp To be fair I think in Alexander and Grassley’s case it’s more “I’m in my 80s and I don’t want to die”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link

I'm sure that's part of it. It'll be intersting to see how creative the confabulation gets with the other GOP-ers who try to avoid going down with (god willing) a sinking ship.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link

"I would love to go, but unfortunately that's the same time as my nephew's Zoom taekwondo belt test. Next time!"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link

"Sorry I can't make it, we have tickets to Hamilton on Disney+."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

"I wish I could attend, but it's been a really stressful time, as we're in the process of adopting a teenage boy from Cuba, and kid proofing the house has been a real chore."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link

Does Keisha Lance Bottoms' contracting COVID raise or lower her prospects of getting the VP nod (assuming, obviously, that she survives, which it appears she will)?

akm, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

curious to know what the effect of Trump getting COVID-19 is going to be, no way he can avoid it the way he's traipsing all over the land

― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), 

He'd become isolated.

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

xp i keep forgetting she's even a contender

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

have no idea what blancmange means but I like it

― tobo73, Tuesday, July 7, 2020 5:35 AM (three hours ago)

A blancmange is an alien from the planet Skyron in the Andromeda galaxy iirc

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link

a blancmange is the wine you end up accidentally ordering at the restaurant when you can't properly pronounce any of the choices

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW_m8lhZbQQ

dan selzer, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

one time a friend of mine gave me a big bottle of homebrew beer from his fresh batch. as soon as i popped the lid it exploded all over my bedroom and covered the ceilings in blancmange

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link

it's when a white dog's hair starts coming off

closed beta (NotEnough), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

blank marge

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

Republican voters are a little calcified, but Independent voters (who are often Republican leaning) lose an average of 15 points in their approval rating of Trump, once they join the group of ‘people who know an infected person’.

So as infection numbers rise, Trump’s support ⤵️ pic.twitter.com/XOCDGND2UX

— DavChat (@DavKat43) July 7, 2020

1994 network sitcom advertisement voice

"from the same independent patriots who brought you 'now that we just found out our daughter is a lesbian, we tepidly support gay rights', a new generation of fucking ignorant blowhards learns that another new thing is real because it happened to someone they know in real life"

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

look I’ll wait til after the election but can

Independent voters (who are often Republican leaning) lose an average of 15 points in their approval rating of Trump, once they join the group of ‘people who know an infected person’.

please please all die in a fire thx

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

By my calc, in the past four years of Census data, non-college whites - Trump's base - have declined from 47.0% to 44.5% (-2.5%) of the nation's voting age citizens, including:

AZ: 44.9% to 42.0% (-2.9%)
FL: 45.1% to 41.9% (-3.2%)
TX: 35.1% to 32.3% (-2.7%)

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) July 7, 2020

this is the reason "mainstream" republicans are willing to look the other way while nativists dismantle higher education in the US: anything that reduces the solvency of institutions that create college graduates (i.e. democrats) is good on its face.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

Keeping the populace dumb and passive as a method of social control and exploitation? You don't say!

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

we're in the second act of EVITA

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link

it's got a happy ending tho right?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link

demagogue dies in disgrace and statue is never finished, I'd say so

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link

If oldsters and tRoOPS and other potential R-leaning absentee voters end up not voting because Trump told them not to trust mail voting, that will be a kind of amusing own-goal.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-attacks-on-mail-voting-are-turning-republicans-off-absentee-ballots/2020/07/07/640b6126-bbd4-11ea-80b9-40ece9a701dc_story.html

(As has been pointed out a zillion times, Trump himself votes by mail, but let's not lose focus.)

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 11:36 (three years ago) link

This angle has been getting a lot of heat the last couple days, but it seems wildly farfetched. I'd just assume they're going to vote one way or another.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 13:32 (three years ago) link

GOP olds and troops will def vote because their embittered hatefulness will trump their hatred of lib methodologies (that they pland to eliminate when they get the right judges and state legislatures.) indy embittereds, i dunno i guess.

y'know who else is a cop? your mom. (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 13:47 (three years ago) link

Seems like wishful thinking by the WP

Nhex, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

They mention people setting fire to their postal ballots. It might not be a big deal if biden really is up 10% but it’s not nothing.

You want to see wishful thinking?

THOUSANDS gathered in South Carolina for a boat parade in support of President Trump this weekend.

Americans traveled from 11 different states in what may have been the largest boat parade EVER!

There has NEVER been a boat parade for Joe Biden! pic.twitter.com/mnE30rZI7C

— Trump War Room - Text TRUMP to 88022 (@TrumpWarRoom) July 7, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

conservatives like, “employer-sponsored healthcare is such a good solution,” and then degrade the quality of healthcare employers provide until the only option we have is to get rid of employer-provided healthcare. Seems like a longterm oversight.

Fuck religious exemptions for birth control.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link

wow I've never had a boat parade either, I think that makes me a giant loser

akm, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

you’re pathetic.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

Scooter / Segway / Vespa parades do not count, I'm assuming

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

I heard Biden's down 26 points with our beautiful boaters

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

Fuck your stupid boat parade, stupid fucking boating fucks.

Joe Biden should hold a parade of slow-moving train-cars, and call it a 'train parade' or just, you know, a 'train.' I hear Amtrak's available.

rb (soda), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:57 (three years ago) link

OK, Reagan was obviously a POS, but this video by Republican Voters Against Trump is pretty well done, imho:

https://youtu.be/ObqBtoz_fRA

Darin, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

Ha my parents live on that lake

Heez, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

trump campaign 2020

*incredibly loud barge noises*

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

honkin' on boat boat

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

Trump War Room - Text TRUMP to 88022
@TrumpWarRoom
THOUSANDS gathered in South Carolina for a human centipede in support of President Trump this weekend.

Americans traveled from 11 different states in what may have been the largest human centipede EVER!

There has NEVER been a human centipede for Joe Biden!

Tōne Locatelli Romano (PBKR), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

HUMAN CENTIPEDES 4 TRUMP!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

Trump's lips are the sewn-on remains of his father's butthole.

oder doch?, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

good morni-

wait a second wtf

*calls the po-*

wait i can't

fuuuuuuu

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link


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