Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Wtf was that all about?

what’s going on here with lloris and son then pic.twitter.com/EvS6pf79h7

— em🪐 (@afc3mily) July 6, 2020

I wonder if Spurs can win without having a shot on target.

Sessegnon omitted from the squad without an injury. idk what kind of future he has.

Welbeck bicycle kick!

2 lovely goals in a minute there

when's the last time palace had 65% possession in a half? low key battering chelsea here

ffs

^^^bemoaning watford's glorious march to safety as much as chelsea winning

tbf this is the first time i've kind of wanted palace to win a game in a while, shame

yeah a little from both columns, slightly disappointed Leicester have equalized but i can live with a draw here

Oof. 94th minute winner for Sheffield United.

John Egan again.

Hello

Everyone leapfrogging spurs but jose is a wily old fox so you should hang on to that tenth place for now

wolves brigade didn't livetweet that one sadly

i was working and unexpectedly training so I missed it. sadly I looked up in time to see the game-winner :(

Spurs back to being all over the place.

I was sat outside a pub with a Blades fan 😕

sorry

adam smith struck by the hidden hand a few times there

An hour in, Spurs have registered zero shots on target against a team that has conceded nine goals in the last two matches.

Kane looks a physical wreck

He looks terrible but doesn’t get paid much unless he plays.

By my count, Spurs have had three shots on target in the last 250 minutes of football.

both these sides look drunk

there's what, 10 minutes of injury time to go too?

my admiration for watford fc dictates that spurs must score, despite the lols if otherwise

Amazing

lol, why not?

That’s handball, tho.

Awww, heartless bastard var

I think it’s fair to assume nobody at Spurs wants to play Suduva Marijampolė in the Europa League qualifiers next season so they’ve agreed to finish tenth.

Hiring Jose after his second Chelsea stint was stupid. Hiring him after his time at Utd was gross negligence

Tottenham have become the first team to fail to have a shot on target against Bournemouth since Middlesbrough in the Championship in March 2015.

— Daniel Storey (@danielstorey85) July 9, 2020

Classic Mou.

my admiration for watford fc dictates that united must score another five, albeit with apologies to sgt biscuits and windsor davies

i guess if i really admired watford fc i'd back them to beat west ham and send them down at long, glorious last, and ought to be supporting villa here

that was a foul by Fernandes tbh

that is an absolute nonsense from VAR

fun hearing gary neville slowly casting off utd blinkers and getting angrier about it

you've obviously never listened to him commentate on a Utd game

no i know he's pretty fair

this kid has a zero-backlift cannonball, he's like hasselbaink

goal machine

Greenwood is actually going to be the best striker in the world

― Number None, Saturday, July 4, 2020 4:15 PM (five days ago)

he's probably the best finisher in the league as it stands

last time i checked luke shaw was being called fat by everyone but he's looked every bit england's left-back of choice in this game, pls explain

Mou is the Spurs manager.

twitter-searching 'luke shaw' by latest gives light to a truly baffling array of praise and condemnation

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https://i.ibb.co/G96yYZz/Screen-Shot-2020-07-09-at-22-05-58.png
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stare not into the abyss i guess

I agree with them all